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Quote of the Day
If there's one thing China is known for, it's being accepting and tolerant of the diverse sea of beliefs inside of its inhabitants. For proof, check out this first time pageant coming to Beijing in which someone will be crowned the first ever Mr. Gay China.
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China thinks Sweden has a mythical lesbian town
Any time I read a story that says "mythical lesbian town," I usually wake up with sheets that look like they were doused in baby formula. But apparently this is an actual story...the Chinese media thinks that Sweden has a town inhabited by women where men are barred and sapphic desires are inflamed.
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Chinese muggers are inconsiderate
A Chinese woman got robbed recently, then got out of the doctors. She felt pain. Apparently Chinese doctoring leaves something to be desired since, when she went back to the hospital, they found a six-inch knife in her ass.
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Chinese guy falls hard
You know what’s a dead-giveaway for a slow day on the Internets? A video of a dude falling. And lo and behold what do we have here? I do have to say though, it is a pretty spectacular fall.
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This dog is probably cooler than you
This is arguably the most worthless story ever but this dog rocks entirely too much not to post it. The gist: An owner got his dog some sunglasses and now the dog won’t take them off.
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And they say Asian kids are smart
Everyone saw the latest Transformers movie since it's pretty much the peak of what art can be in our modern film era. Some people didn't take it for the brilliant work of fiction it was though, like this Chinese kid who drank gasoline to be like the Transformers.
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Just another reason to hate the Chinese
I don’t hate the Chinese since I love their delicious food stuffs and creative ways of oppressing the masses. But things like this makes me wonder what the Chinese are really up to.
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Finally! A Chinese hooker rate card
Buying a hooker is hard. Not just because it’s illegal in many places but also because, if she’s too pricey, you have to find somewhere to hide the body. Fortunately, the Chinese people have solved that for us.
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The Chinese's impact on the future
Via WellingtonGray.net comes this comic about what the future may hold thanks to the power of the Chinese and their one-child policies.
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107 year-old virgin lady looking for husband
A 107 year-old Chinese woman is looking for a husband. Put on your finest suits lads, because the lines for a chance at this fair lady’s bony, varicose vein-filled hand are probably going to be around the block!
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Monkeys beat trainer with stick
I don't know what it is about China (other than their blatant lust for abuse in all forms) but with their eagles getting raped and now monkeys turning on their trainer, it's a bit of a problem.