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Rihanna and Chris Brown feuding again due to freestyle diss track

Chris Spags — Thu, 10 May 2012 18:15:40 +0000

Chris Brown released a freestyle that basically said Rihanna sucks. Rihanna, who had been seen canoodling with Brown recently, responded with Twitter beef. So Rihanna’s okay with punches to the face. But diss tracks? That crosses the line.

CM Punk and Chris Brown are in a heated Twitter feud

A. Isaac — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:18:33 +0000

CM Punk and Chris Brown are going at it on Twitter tonight and it’s starting to get nasty. The initial tweet that sparked the feud came from the WWE wrestler in regards to Brown hitting women.

“I would like @chrisbrown fight somebody that can defend themselves. Me curb stomping that turd would be a #wrestlemania moment.”

Brown responded in kind by ripping on Punk’s lack of popularity and uh, lack of “testicular fortitude.”

@CMPunk needs more followers. He’s such a leader! Not to mention the roids hes on has made it utterly impossible for him pleasure a women.

Not surprisingly, Brown’s PR team got a hold of him after the tweet and deleted it. CM Punk however got wind of it and responded with a video. A rather serious one at that.

Obviously it’s tough to tell what’s real and what’s fake when it involves the WWE, but Punk regularly comments on issues via his Twitter feed. So, in that respect, it doesn’t appear like this was planned. That being said, Punk will milk this for all it’s worth, perhaps even turning this into a charity match of sorts. Something I’m sure Chris Brown would look forward to–you know, because he’s such a tough guy.

By the way, as far as this Twitter war is concerned: Punk > Chris Brown.

Writer offers $1,000 for someone to beat up Chris Brown

Chris Spags — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:30:42 +0000

A blatant publicity stunt, sure, but writer Kevin Seccia has an interesting idea for solving the societal disgust with Chris Brown: A $1,000 bounty for someone — anyone — to beat him up.

In a blog post on his site ‘How to Beat Up Anything,’ Seccia says:

Chris Brown brutally assaulted and threatened to kill a woman. He does not even pretend to be sorry for that fact and shows almost no awareness of what he’s done. For this crime he got probation.

He did not deserve a second chance but he somehow got one. He immediately squandered that chance when he flew into a rage-filled tantrum, broke a window, smashed a room and intimidated dozens of people present at a morning show appearance.

But, that was like months ago, a dreadful person might say. Well then, how about the fact that just the other day he actually referenced the possibility of beating up another woman while hitting on that woman. You know, like a joke. Like the kind a monster would make, in a movie, before killing you.

Either way, you’d have to be an idiot to take up Seccia on this offer. I mean, Chris Brown beat up pound-for-pound champ Rihanna pretty violently. Wait, you mean Rihanna didn’t just unseat Jon Jones as the baddest man on the planet? What? She’s just a 100-pound woman who’s never taken a mixed martial arts class in her life? Man, I have been approaching this story all wrong for a year now.

Writer Offers $1000 Bounty To First Person Who Beats Up Chris Brown [The Gloss]

VIDEO: It’s another hipster ditty about video games, but with a catch

Matt Hawkins — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:00:31 +0000

… It’s actually not about video games. At all.

Like many adult males in his thirties, I am woefully out of touch with the music of today. I hate to sounds like everyone’s dad, but seriously, music was better back in the day. Well, the mainstream stuff at least.

Hence why I didn’t watch The Grammys last night, even though I wish I had witnessed the Beach Boys reunion live. Like anyone who only listen’s to old people music, I’m a huge fan, but I’m also aware of the splendors of modern technology, i.e. how anything good can be found on YouTube.

But didn’t they have that guy who beat the crap out of his girlfriend? Didn’t they also give him and award? Yet another reason why I could give a rat’s ass about today’s music.

With all that said, was Lana Del Ray also on? Sorry for being late to the party, but I only just discovered this chick when a pal of mine passed along the following, since I have a thing for hipsters who do music related to video games.

Though the preface of “i don’t suppose you’ve written about lana del ray’s “video games” song, have you? i just heard it and it is the biggest tumblr-nerd baiting garbage ever. she is The Worst.” was hardly encouraging. Anyhow, it’s from last year and has a billion views. Again, no idea how I missed this the first time…

Granted, it doesn’t cash in old school, 8-bit gaming like so many others out there, but it would have been nice to have something relating to title of the song.

But because I suck at deciphering lyrics, I decided to look them up, to see if I was missing anything. Nope. I also live the first comment: “master piece”

And there’s plenty others that echo the statement. Once more, kids today…

Indian newspaper publishes hilariously insensitive Chris Brown joke

Chris Spags — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:00:51 +0000

The Times of India published this in their “silly joke” section of the paper. It makes fun of Chris Brown’s penchant for domestic violence and, as a result, is probably not a silly joke.

The Washington Post points out that the Times of India has done this before; a previous joke referenced a racial epithet for black people.

If I were a woman in India, a country in which 70% of women find themselves a victim of domestic violence, I’d probably be livid. Especially because these jokes are right next to the latest comics from “Hi and Lois” and “Cathy.” That page has more atrocities against women than a week’s worth of MSNBC’s overnight programming.

Joke about Chris Brown beating women appears in Times of India [Washington Post]

10 of the most tasteless Halloween costumes for 2011

Max Steven Miller — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 13:00:25 +0000

Halloween is just a few short days away, so if you don’t have a costume, it’s about time you got on top of it. Last year we brought you tasteless costume ideas for 2010. Well, a lot of shit has gone down since then, so here’s a new batch of topical costumes that you can consider sporting this year.

10 Casey “Party Girl” Anthony
This is probably going to be one of the more popular costumes around this year for girls. It allows girls to dress slutty without people questioning exactly why they’re dressed slutty… plus if you’re like Casey, your Halloween night will end with you getting off. Make sure to leave your kid at home that night though because you want it to be authentic.

9 Chris “Meltdown” Brown
This is the perfect costume for that guy you know who loves to get into fights whenever he goes out drinking. All he has to do is bleach his hair, tear off his shirt for no real reason, and throw a bunch of tantrums throughout the night. Backhanding his girlfriend is optional.

8 Courtney Stodden
Ladies, you love to dress up skanky on Halloween. So why not dress up like the ultimate skank? Put on the tightest fitting dress you can find and spend about three days before injecting collagen into your lips. The drunker you get on Halloween, the better… since incoherence seems to be Courtney’s specialty. Remember to only flirt with men who are at least 35 years older than you.

7 Charlie Sheen
It’s true that the Charlie Sheen wow factor has fizzled out quite a bit, but this is Halloween! Dressing up as Sheen will allow you to snort a bunch of cocaine and get ridiculously drunk… which probably isn’t too different than most Halloweens, but it beats having to do it dressed as Gumby.

6 Marcus “In the Closet” Bachmann
The Sarah Palin costume is played out. If you really want to go with a political theme, have your girlfriend dress up as Michelle Bachmann so you can go as her husband, Marcus. Just make sure you build a portable closet around you since that guy is clearly always in one.

5 Christina “The Pudge” Aguilera
Fat girls, now’s the time to dress up like your favorite pop star and not have people give you a hard time for it! Thanks to Aguilera’s recent diet of Big Macs and Slurpees, people will actually believe you when you dress up as her this year.

4 Anthony Weiner’s Weiner
Chances are, people tell you you’re a dick anyway. Why not go as one of the most popular dicks of 2011?! … next to Mel Gibson, of course. You can pretty much wear some boxer briefs over your head to officially become the infamous “bulge”. Toss on a politician-style suit and you’re good to go.

3 Chaz Bono – A Couple Costume
This is the perfect couples costume for 2011. Ditch the cheesy, overdone Plug and Socket idea and instead hit your Halloween party as everyone’s favorite transgender contestant from Dancing With The Stars … before and after the surgery. For a little added fun, the guy should dress as pre-op “Chastity” and the girl can dress as post-op “Chaz”.

2 Jay-Z/Beyonce Fetus
This costume will certainly scare the hell out of Will and Jada’s kids. The Jay-Z/Beyonce fetus is moving in on their territory. Get yourself a flesh colored spandex suit, toss on a blonde lion’s mane and a tilted Yankees cap, and voila! You’re a fetus mogul in the making. For added effect, build yourself an umbilical cord and walk away saying “Uh huh, uh huh” way too much.

1 Zombies!
Zombies are in every year. This Halloween, however, there were a lot of major deaths that made headlines…giving you an assortment of zombie options:

1a. Osama bin Laden
This is going to be a very popular costume this year. If you want to attempt to one up everyone else, see if you can get six of your friends to dress up as seals with guns… as in SEAL Team Six… get it?!… never mind.

1b. Muammar Gadafhi
Dress up as everyone’s favorite fashionista dictator. If you’re the kind of zombie that likes to wear sunglasses and dress ridiculously, then this is the choice for you.

1c. Steve Jobs
It’s up to you to decide if this one is “too soon” or not. But a pair of jeans, a black turtleneck, an iPod, and some serious zombie make-up are all you really need to get Jobs alive and kicking again.

1d. Lindsay Lohan
Okay, she didn’t actually die this year (shocking, I know)… but have you seen her lately?! She looks like one of those moaning extras straight out of an episode of The Walking Dead. Start your meth binge now, so your body will be in perfect condition by Halloween. Or… if you want, you can always just go as Lohan’s career, since it’s been dead for years.

Guyism’s Best Videos Of The Week

A. Isaac — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 14:48:33 +0000

Inevitably, during your busy work week, there are videos you probably missed on Guyism. But don’t fret, we’ve compiled some of the best in one post for you, including a Guyism original of Sofia Vergara.

The Many Mispronunciations of Sofia Vergara

The latest Guyism Original from the lovely and talented Ryan Jones (who just returned from teaching refugees in Africa how to document their lives…isn’t he dreamy, ladies?) looks at ABC’s Emmy-winning hit Modern Family. In this mash-up, we document the many mispronunciations of the unreasonably attractive Sofia Vergara’s character Gloria. Enjoy!

You can see our previous Guyism Originals compiled here.

This is a dude emerging from his homemade vagina tent

I really can’t emphasize enough how not-safe-for-life this is. But watch it. In this clip you’ll see a man who built himself a tent shaped like a woman’s body that’s large enough to sleep in. And, naturally, you enter and exit through the vagina part of the tent.

Two busty girls in bikinis give Chuck Norris-like facts about Rick Perry

GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry is one of the frontrunners to represent the Republican party in the 2012 election. But his constituency may be different than you think, based on this clip in which two girls in skimpy bikinis tout “Rick Perry Facts.” It’s surreal to say the least.

Bill Belichick dressed up as a pirate and roller skating

In the conclusion of A Football Life on NFL Network, a mic’d up Bill Belichick accepts an invitation from Randy Moss for a team Halloween party. The next scene cuts to Belichick dressed up as a pirate with girlfriend Linda Holliday in tow. And yes, they enjoyed a nice stroll around the roller skating rink.

Despite his old age, Belichick still has some wheels.

This is Chris Brown sucking a girl’s knee for some reason

Chris Brown does a lot of silly things that occasionally involve temper tantrums or feuding with Fox News hosts. But in this clip, he shows his softer side by, uh, sucking some chick’s knee during a show in Detroit.

So apparently there’s a baseball game in which all the players are bobbleheads

And apparently MLB Bobblehead Pros is not that bad? So now you can try and have bobbleheaded [insert name of your fave ball player] hit a ball right at the now bouncy skull of bobbleheaded [insert name of your most hated ball player].

So I came across this not too long ago, on a site that specializes in Japanese video game news…

Husky kid completely fails at rope swing

Honestly, bigger guys and gals just need to avoid rope swings. First we had the chunky girl faceplanting during a rope swing, now this kid. Be careful out there, our pudgy pals.

The biggest Pee Wee football hit you will ever see

Dunta Robinson, please step aside sir. This Pee Wee football player not only hits hard, but his hits are clean.

Drunk driver pulls over to pee while fleeing police

When driving drunk, you have two options: Pull over for the safety for society OR make an ill-advised decision to get away. The guy in this video took option two, only combined it with the even more brilliant move of pulling over to pee during a high speed chase.

Drunk old man shows off his dance moves at Kentucky tailgate

Apparently, getting drunk and saucy at tailgates is not limited to college youth. Last night, MGOBLOG posted a video of two grandmas shotgunning beers. And now this morning, we’ve unearthed video of this old, drunk Kentucky fan getting his groove on.

VIDEO: This is Chris Brown sucking a girl’s knee for some reason

Chris Spags — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 16:00:03 +0000

I get that R&B dudes are supposed to be all sensual and that’s why the women flock to them but kneelattio isn’t exactly something I’d consider to be a panty moistener. Then again, I can’t recall the last time I’ve made sweet love to a kneecap, so perhaps I’m not the best judge of character.

Either way, I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised by anything Chris Brown does with a gal. His previous ideas of foreplay have included slamming a Lambourghini door on a hot chick’s face like she was a pizza box that didn’t quite fit in the refrigerator so anything other than that would qualify as progress.

Celebrity dirt: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler go public plus more gossip

Douglas Charles — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 14:00:37 +0000

George Clooney And Stacy Keibler Take Their Romance Public
“They took their budding romance public Saturday night, stepping out for an event at the Toronto Film Festival.”

Minka Kelly: I Had “Complicated” Relationship with Stripper Mom
“She would want me to skip school… I was like ‘No, Mom, I’ve gotta go to school!’”

Leo DiCaprio — Jewelry Clerk Panics … Please Don’t Rob Me!
“A clerk named Linda — who works at The Family Jewels shop in Sydney — panicked when she saw two burly men walk into her store and then stood guard at the door.”

Chris Brown — 95 Parking Tickets … DISMISSED
“Chris Brown just caught the second biggest break of his life … 95 out of the 117 parking tickets he accrued recently have been dismissed.”

Jack Nicholson House Burns To The Ground
“His current renters are William O’Farrell and William Tynan…”

Terrence Howard Leaves Angry Death Threat On Voicemail
“N**ga, you been calling my wife… If you call my wife again I’m going to come to your house and I’m going to cut your f***ing throat…”

Hugh Jackman: I Only Work Out Because I’m Paid To
“I don’t really enjoy training. People say it’s addictive, but I’m like, ‘Not so much.’”

Beyonce Pulls Out of Live Satellite Performance at Michael Jackson Tribute Concert
“Creating more controversy, Michael Jackson fans are outraged that promoters are now offering 2-for-1 deals for tickets.”

Mel Gibson to Make Movie About Jewish Hero Judah Maccabee
“The move is sure to raise eyebrows, as Gibson’s past words and actions would not indicate he’s a big fan of the Jewish faith.”

Jewish Org. to Warner Bros. — BOOT Mel Gibson from Maccabee Movie
“As a hero of the Jewish people and a universal hero in the struggle for religious liberty, Judah Maccabee deserves better.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind-the-scenes video of a recent photo shoot with singer Skylar Grey.

Celebrity dirt: Kreayshawn says leaked nude pics were stolen plus more gossip

Douglas Charles — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:00:57 +0000

Kreayshawn — Nude pics were stolen … and I was underage
“My twitter got hacked today by some anti-hollywood extremists.”

Courtney Stodden gets lingerie for her 17th birthday
“17 is going to be even better than 16 because I’m going to spend the whole year with my wonderful husband!”

Matthew Fox detained — accused of assaulting woman
“…the Lost star allegedly tried to enter a party bus — even though he wasn’t a guest on the vehicle.”

Leonardo DiCaprio’s unusual gift to Blake Lively’s dad — a coloring book
“Blake’s father loved it.”

Dancing with the Stars contestants announced
It’s a list of who’s who, I mean who’s that? – Ed.

Jay-Z — I refuse to clap for Chris Brown
“Jay-Z refused to even crack a smile.”

Kim Kardashian: Why Kris Humphries bailed on the VMAs
“He’s in Minnesota! Packing for NYC for a few months.”

Why The Situation skipped the VMAs
“…the 29-year-old’s absence was related to the hurricane that swept the East Coast over the weekend.”

Sebastian Bach’s home destroyed by Hurricane Irene
“Bach’s house was knocked off its foundation after a nearby reservoir overflowed, breaking the bridge next his home and sending it into his garage.”

Lindsay Lohan’s brother receiving threatening phone calls
“Cody … told officers a mystery caller was blowing up his cell phone and threatening to ‘harm him.’”

TODAY’S VIDEO
A teaser of Kim Kardashian’s new music video for her song “Jam.”

Celebrity dirt: Kim Kardashian suing Old Navy over look-alike and more gossip of the day

Douglas Charles — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 14:00:37 +0000

Kim Kardashian suing Old Navy
“Kim is filing a lawsuit … claiming they intentionally used a look-alike in an effort to dupe the public into thinking Kim was affiliated with Old Navy.”

Leonardo DiCaprio splits with Blake Lively?
“DiCaprio has allegedly broken up with the Gossip Girl star because his mother didn’t like her.”

Chris Brown — Neighbors says he’s a nightmare
“…the dude is utterly disrespectful, blasting loud music and partying day and night … even racing dogs down the hallways at all hours.”

Ben Affleck gave Jennifer Lopez advice on crumbling marriage
“Guadalupe Lopez, the singer-actress’s mother … sought Affleck’s advice on July 12…”

Britney Spears: My ex-bodyguard’s lying about drugs, farts
“Flores … claims she uses methamphetamines, farts a lot, picks her nose and has terrible hygiene practices.”

Paris Hilton walks out of interview with ABC News
“Dan Harris after he asked her if she’s concerned she’s a has-been, referencing the new wave of socialites, including Kim Kardashian.”

Katy Perry, Adele, Kanye West lead VMA nominees
“The #3 all-time VMA award winner, Eminem, picked up three nominations this time for Best Male Video, Best Direction and Best Cinematography…”

Lindsay Lohan facing new lawsuit — assault & battery
“Lindsay Lohan dished out 8 to 10 seconds of pain when she attacked a Betty Ford employee last year … so says the alleged victim…”

Lindsay Lohan’s new man — Their date night caught on camera
“Lohan, 25, is snapped with Spencer Falls, who plays one half of the Virgin Mobile spoof couple “Sparah.”

Jessica Simpson is NOT pregnant
“All the grief Jessica Simpson gets for her weight may have just gone too far, because the starlet has been forced to announce that she is NOT pregnant…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes of Cassie Ventura’s new Blank magazine photo shoot.

Celebrity dirt: Emmy nominations have been announced plus more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:00:10 +0000

Find out who got nominated for Emmys
“Melissa McCarthy and Joshua Jackson announced the nominees for the 63rd Annual Emmy Awards bright and early Thursday morning in L.A.”

Lea Michele leaving Glee after next season
“Lea Michele, Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith will don caps and gowns at the end of the fall season and won’t be returning…”

Lady Gaga’s YouTube account suspended
“Gaga’s official YouTube account was suspended because she posted footage from her recent appearance on the Japanese show SMAP x SMAP.”

Chris Evans’ Captain America suit was “not comfortable”
“I did not get to keep any of the costumes, unfortunately.”

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie not getting married
“There is no evidence nor any single truth” to recent published reports that the couple will wed this summer or in the next few months…”

Miranda Kerr named son Flynn after late boyfriend
“I told Orlando and he was the one who said he’d be happy to do that.”

Sharon Stone ordered to pay $232k to man injured on her property
“The jury ultimately determined that Stone was negligent because her fence wasn’t up to code.”

Roseanne Barr on Charlie Sheen: “I can understand how you can go really crazy like that”
“Roseanne, 58, said she’s never met Sheen, but ‘kind of [feels] sorry for him.’”

Gay rights group slams Chris Brown’s homophobic rant
“These kinds of slurs are just unacceptable.”

Levi Johnston’s sister Mercede posed nude for Playboy
“Two years after Levi Johnston bared his bum for Playgirl, his 18-year-old sister will be featured in a four-page nude pictorial in Playboy’s September issue.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Cintia Dicker’s sexy new lingerie video for American Eagle.

Celebrity dirt: Chris Brown goes on an anti-gay rant plus more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:00:52 +0000

Chris Brown unleashes anti-gay rant at a pick-up hoops game
“He got really ticked off when things didn’t go his way during the game, saying, ‘That’s gay!’ and ‘You’re a f*gg*t a**!’ to the other players.”

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie getting married
“Get ready for a royal wedding of another sort.”

Ryan Reynolds is dating Charlize Theron
“They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.”

Marine’s parents thrilled Mila Kunis accepted his date request
“The couple thanked both Kunis and Timberlake for ‘supporting the troops in this way … it means a lot to us.’”

Justin Timberlake asked out by a Marine
“Mila Kunis may not be the only celebrity heading to the Marine Corps Ball.”

British Parliament summons Rupert Murdoch to testify about phone hacking scandal
“At issue – did they know about the hacking, and did they authorize it?”

Ted Danson joining CSI as its newest investigator
“He replaces Laurence Fishburne, who played Dr. Raymond Langston for two years.”

Olivia Wilde: Divorce “made me a better actress”
“It makes you a more empathetic person…”

R. Kelly reportedly facing foreclosure on mansion
“Kelly is facing a $2.9 million foreclosure lawsuit on his suburban Chicago mansion over claims that he has failed to make mortgage payments…”

Renee Zellweger, John Stamos visit Disneyland together
“The 42-year-old actress and Stamos, 47, “were having a great time laughing and dancing as they walked from one ride to another.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Victoria’s Secret supermodel Selita Ebanks at the Pepsi MAX MLB Field of Dreams launch.

Celebrity dirt: Lindsay Lohan violated her probation with alcohol plus more gossip

Douglas Charles — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 14:00:42 +0000

Lindsay Lohan violated terms of probation – Tested positive for alcohol
“The probation department has prepared a report, and Lindsay will be in court tomorrow.”

George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis split
“We are not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy.”

Did Lady Gaga wet her pants on stage?
“The undisclosed footage in question, obtained by WENN.com, allegedly shows the popstar relieving herself midway through her performance of ‘Alejandro.’”

Are Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton close to becoming a couple?
“Middleton reportedly calls Harry ‘Captain,’ which is his rank in the British army and Harry calls her ‘Commando.’”

Chris Brown sends Rihanna sexy Twitter message
“Chris Brown shot the 140 characters or less over to his ex-girlfriend Rihanna over the weekend, but removed the post…”

Chris Brown dodges parking ticket — drops gay slur
“Y’all n**gas is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y’ALL N**GAS IS GAY.”

Ryan Dunn toxicology report released — He was drunk, Very drunk
“…Dunn’s BAL was .196, which is more than twice the legal limit of .08 in Pennsylvania.”

How Jennifer Aniston pulled an Angelina with Justin Theroux
“It sucks when your ex dates the most famous woman in the world so soon after a breakup.”

Emma Stone dating Spider-Man costar Andrew Garfield
“They got close during filming and have been hooking up.”

Investigators probe Ryan O’Neal over Farrah Fawcett’s missing $30M Warhol
“Farrah, who lost her battle with anal cancer two years ago this week, notoriously left nothing to Ryan in her will.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Isabeli Fontana and Cintia Dicker on the runway at the Salinas Bikini Show

Celebrity dirt: Christina Aguilera back on the party train and more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Tue, 31 May 2011 15:45:49 +0000

Christina Aguilera gets carried out of Hollywood club
“With her eyes half-closed and her red lipstick smudged, Aguilera, 30, wobbled in her platform shoes as she was guided carefully to a waiting car.”

Miley Cyrus rants against Urban Outfitters
“Not only do they steal from artists but every time you give them money you help finance a campaign against gay equality.”

Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight separate
“…the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated.”

Sean Kingston stabilized after jet ski accident
“Sean was heading west from the MacArthur Causeway and Miami Beach Islands when his personal watercraft collided with the bridge, and he and his female passenger ended up in the water.”

Rob Kardashian doesn’t know if Kim & Kris will really marry
“I just don’t feel confident because Kim has always been so like, you know, she’s, how old?”

Cheryl Cole out as British X Factor judge too
“The judges for this season of the popular British show were announced today and Cole’s name was off the list.”

Estella Warren escapes escape charge
…”officials will not go forward with the felony escape charge against Warren because she hadn’t actually been booked into the system when she made a break for it…”

Rihanna wants Chris back!?!?
“The two have been secretly meeting at a friends house to test the waters.”

Snooki hits police car escort in Italy
“No one was in serious condition, although a male and female police officer were taken to the emergency room of the local Careggi hospital to be treated for whiplash, bruises and cuts.”

Jose Canseco begs Lady Gaga to marry him
“Gaga — who has been busy promoting her new album, Born This Way – has yet to respond to Canseco’s tweets.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Lindsay Lohan wearing a bikini in an art film by Richard Phillips.

Celebrity dirt: Arnold Schwarzenegger had a child out of wedlock plus more gossip

Douglas Charles — Tue, 17 May 2011 14:15:22 +0000

Arnold Schwarzenegger admits he fathered child out of wedlock
“I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family.”

Source: Charlie Sheen ‘destroyed’ by Ashton news
“He really thought that he would be invited back.”

Rihanna defends following Chris Brown on Twitter
“its fu*kin twitter, not the altar! calm down.”

Nick Jonas, 18, steps out with singer Delta Goodrem, 26
“Nick Jonas clearly has a type: sexy brunette pop stars.”

Lady Gaga reaches 10 million Twitter follower landmark
“10 MillionMonsters!”

Lindsay Lohan’s little sister gets matching wrist tattoo
“And so it begins.”

Alcohol, drugs allegations against Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon still being probed
“Nick was extremely angry when DCFS officials attempted to interview Mariah, which just escalated the situation.”

Andy Dick sued for close encounter of the genital kind
“Defendant Dick then, while still controlling Plaintiff’s head with his hand, forced his genitals against the left side of Plaintiff’s face.”

Pippa Middleton parties in Spain with ex-boyfriend
“Though in a relationship with former cricket player and current financial trader Alex Loudon … Middleton is said to have remained on friendly terms with Percy…”

Jennifer Love Hewitt eyed for new female lead of Law & Order:SVU
“…no formal offer has been made.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
FHM #1 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a sexy photo shoot for DT magazine.

Celebrity dirt: January Jones’ baby daddy mystery continues and more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Wed, 11 May 2011 15:20:52 +0000

January Jones’ baby daddy so isn’t Jason Sudeikis
“January was involved with someone on set (of X-Men: First Class) — and that someone is the father of her child.”

Rush to get Pippa Middleton’s topless photos taken off the market
“The whole family is furious at what they see as a betrayal.”

Taylor Momsen, Jessica Szohr dropped from Gossip Girl
“There’s been some casting shakeups on the Upper East Side.”

Leonardo DiCaprio buys $1.2 million Salvador Dali painting
“He bid on the Picassos, but it was clear the Dali was what he wanted.”

Al Pacino added to cast of Gotti flick
“Al Pacino will play mob associate Aniello John Dellacrocean.”

50 Cent says he and Jay-Z aren’t friends
“These people are people I associate with. We are in the same business.”

Entourage wants Charlie Sheen
“I’m still waiting for Charlie to call me back. I’d come up with something good.”

The Situation’s dad unloads — ‘F**k the little f**k’
“I ask you one f**king favor and you tell me to go f**king be like a regular f**king Joe Blow and go on welfare?”

Whitney Houston’s daughter arrested for alcohol induced fight
“Bobbi Kristina was arrested for her involvement in a drunken brawl with guns involved.”

Duchess Fergie: Wedding rejection was hurtful
“…it was so hard because the last bride up that aisle was me.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Rihanna’s new music video for the song California King Bed.

VIDEO: Adorable white girl covers rap verses in “Look at Me Now”

Chris Spags — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 15:05:09 +0000

Meet Amy and Nick. Collectively, the two former Berklee College of Music students form “Karmin”, a pop/acoustic band that does things like cover “Look at Me Now”, the Chris Brown/Lil Wayne/Busta Rhymes collaboration. And especially for an art school white girl, Amy adorably kills the rapping in this one.

Is there anything more attractive than a cute girl doing something entirely unexpected that doesn’t involve shoving a digit into your rectum? Somewhere, Elvis Presley is smiling, telling anyone who’ll listen that “This is the moment hip hop makes it to the mainstream.”

Since there’s nothing we appreciate more than people using actual talents to make a viral video, you can go to Karmin’s Facebook page and like them to keep up on their awesomeness.

Chris Brown Ft. Busta Rhymes & Lil Wayne – Look At Me Now (Super White Cover) [High Definite]

Celebrity dirt: Justin Timberlake, Olivia Wilde dating rumors and more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 16:25:14 +0000

Justin Timberlake, Olivia Wilde dancing, flirting all night at club
“Two of Hollywood’s hottest newly single stars found sexy solace with one another at L.A. hotspot Roxbury over the weekend.”

Miley Cyrus has rejoined Twitter
“I’m not gonna lie. I came back to twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow @charliesheen #winning.”

Keanu Reeves reveals Bill And Ted 3 plot details
“When we last got together, part of it was that Bill and Ted were supposed to have written the song that saved the world, and it hasn’t happened.”

Hugh Hefner is not making Crystal Harris sign a prenup
“Hef’s third wedding is just 10 weeks away, but we’re told he hasn’t raised a prenup convo because he ‘actually cares’ about Crystal and doesn’t want to ask her to sign one.”

Jay-Z’s company sued for trademark infringement
“Despite its awareness of Volcom’s stone mark, in approximately 2009, Roc Nation began using a very similar inverted diamond logo.”

Rosie O’Donnell thinks Chris Brown haters are racist
“I just don’t know why this kid seems to be held to a different standard than anyone else.”

Elizabeth Hurley files for divorce
“In her filing, Hurley, 45, cites ‘unreasonable behavior’ as the reason for the split.”

Lil Wayne banned from performing tours In Europe
“UK fans hoping to see Lil Wayne perform in concert will have to wait for a while.”

Tiger Woods is selling his yacht
“With a permanent crew of 13, Privacy costs more than $2 million a year to maintain.”

Ke$ha wants to skinny dip with Britney Spears
“It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party.”

Celebrity dirt: Miley Cyrus is not a big Rebecca Black fan and more gossip

Douglas Charles — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 16:20:34 +0000

Miley Cyrus bashes Rebecca Black
“‘It should be harder to be an artist,’ Cyrus, 18, told Australia’s Daily Telegraph of the 13-year-old Internet sensation.”

Rihanna says beating shouldn’t impact Chris Brown’s career
“What he did was a personal thing — it had nothing to do with his career.”

George Clooney may testify in Italian sex trial
“It seems odd since I’ve only met Berlusconi once and that was in an attempt to get aid into Darfur.”

Lindsay Lohan won’t be prosecuted for rehab scuffle
“Lohan was under investigation for battery after a scuffle with Dawn Holland, a Betty Ford staff member, while there for treatment.”

Angelina Jolie gets her own comic book
“The superstar, 35, will be the subject of the comic book bio Female Force: Angelina Jolie.”

Night clubs must pay $1M if they spill the beans on the Kardashians
“According to the docs, anyone who leaks any information about the show must pay producers $1,000,000 ‘per breach.’”

Dennis Hopper’s estranged wife sues for return of her asparagus tongs
“Dennis Hopper’s estranged wife is accusing the late actor of taking her possessions to the grave, and now she wants them back.”

Model Jessica White says she’s not guilty of assault
“‘I never denied getting into an altercation,’ she says. ‘But people painted me to be the bad girl, which was 110 percent false.’”

Vida Guerra sued over birthday beat down
“Model Vida Guerra is being sued by three dudes who went to her birthday party at a Hollywood nightclub and claim they got beat down by club employees.”

Batman franchise may reboot again after next film
“But even though Nolan will be leaving the franchise as its director, good news for fans out there is that he’ll remain on as a producer …”