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“Why don’t you have a seat over there?”

Shame on you ring bearer!

Solid playoff games tonight from the NBA and NHL. The Voice reaches its dramatic conclusion. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.

Nuggets-Lakers @ 10:30pm, TNT: Last game we had a stalker on the court. Assuming Darwin’s not full of shit, we should have ]]>

Solid playoff games tonight from the NBA and NHL. The Voice reaches its dramatic conclusion. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.

Nuggets-Lakers @ 10:30pm, TNT: Last game we had a stalker on the court. Assuming Darwin’s not full of shit, we should have a streaker right?

The Voice @ 9pm, NBC: I’m obligated to tell you that tonight is the season finale. Christina’s transformation into Snooki is now complete.

Deadliest Catch @ 9pm, Discovery: Next week, there’s a cross promo with Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I’m excited!

Devils-Flyers @ 7:30pm, NBC Sports: Flyers are on the brink of elimination at home. Expect a lot of this.

New Girl @ 9pm, Fox: Nick is moving out and everyone scrambles to find a new roommate. Bet it’s a hipster.

Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12am, ABC: Johnny Depp may very well be one of the greatest actors of our generation, but dude is weird.

16 & Pregnant @ 10pm, MTV: There have been three seasons of this show. America, you suck.

30 for 30 @ 9pm, ESPNU: The Pony Excess is worth watching. Rise and fall of SMU football.

Slow night for sports so the suggestions are full of estrogen. Here’s what you need to watch.

House @ 9pm, Fox: We’re nearing the series finale of House. Has it been lupus yet?

Yankees-Rangers @ 7pm, ESPN: The Rangers showed over the weekend they’re the ]]>

Slow night for sports so the suggestions are full of estrogen. Here’s what you need to watch.

House @ 9pm, Fox: We’re nearing the series finale of House. Has it been lupus yet?

Yankees-Rangers @ 7pm, ESPN: The Rangers showed over the weekend they’re the team to beat in A.L. Unless, of course, the Yankees have something to say about it.

Smash @ 10pm, NBC: I’ve yet to watch this show but I recently saw an interview with hottie Megan Hilty. She’s uh, interesting. So is this pic of her.

Draft Journey 2012 @ 9pm, NFL Network: A look at draft prospects Andrew Luck, Trent Richardson and Robert Griffin III.

The Voice @ 8pm, NBC: Christina Aguilera wore a skin tight outfit last week that you should really look at. You know, for humor’s sake.

Chelsea Lately @ 11pm, E!: Lauren Conrard was once famous. Now, she’s making appearances with Chelsea Handler. Ouch.

Coyotes-Blackhawks @ 9pm, CNBC: First five games have gone to overtime. Can we get a sixth?

Because males just love to suspend reality when ogling celebrity females, DT magazine features The Voice judge Christina Aguilera in a sexy photo shoot this month. Quite a departure from these actual screencaps and GIFs from this week’s show, no? Yes, this is for their April 2012 issue, ]]>

Because males just love to suspend reality when ogling celebrity females, DT magazine features The Voice judge Christina Aguilera in a sexy photo shoot this month. Quite a departure from these actual screencaps and GIFs from this week’s show, no? Yes, this is for their April 2012 issue, not April 2003. Apparently they don’t get The Voice in Spain. That’s okay though, let’s all pretend she still looks like this, okay?!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again–plump Christina Aguilera > skinny Christina Aguilera. She’s so much more fun. She’s happier, she bounces around and she fist pumps. Her transformation into Snooki is now complete. Take a look at these screencaps and GIFs from her ]]>

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again–plump Christina Aguilera > skinny Christina Aguilera. She’s so much more fun. She’s happier, she bounces around and she fist pumps. Her transformation into Snooki is now complete. Take a look at these screencaps and GIFs from her appearance last night on The Voice and let us know if you disagree.

10 Fist pumping

After fist pumping, she’ll get in some ‘GTL.’

9 Roomy in the hips

Just Christina being Christina.

8 Junk in the trunk

See, even Blake Shelton thinks it’s funny.

7 Bouncing around

Pretty sure I saw that bouncing move on Jersey Shore.

6 Profile

Not exactly the most flattering profile of Christina.

5 Pregnant?

Snooki is with baby after all.

4 Yes, yes, yes!

Christina nods in agreement at our comparison.

3 Holy cleavage

Those straps are reinforced with titanium

2 Making it rain

Occasionally, the strippers like to make it rain.

1 This is her Ashlee Simpson face

No really, it looks exactly like her.

The Monday night TV schedule featured a myriad of beautiful woman. From dramas to reality shows to the late night talk circuit, who stole our hearts last night?

8 Christina Aguilera-The Voice

The cleavagey singer continues to hassle the FCC with her wardrobe.

Here is this week’s wrap-up of living proof that women just don’t get it. Some are celebrities, some are random news items, but they’re all acting like idiots. Each one gets a nifty little title and a treasured spot in our hall of shame. This week we’ve got a ]]>

Here is this week’s wrap-up of living proof that women just don’t get it. Some are celebrities, some are random news items, but they’re all acting like idiots. Each one gets a nifty little title and a treasured spot in our hall of shame. This week we’ve got a baby puncher, a former fatty with apparent amnesia, a crazy pillow lady, and everyone’s favorite repeat offender, Britney Spears. This, gentlemen, is your week in women.

Bitchy Unqualified Mother of the Week: Erica Ryan
This woman was arrested in Boston on Tuesday for punching her one year-old baby in the grillpiece on a public bus. Apparently the child wouldn’t eat, so she called him a few names and gave him the left hook. I understand parenting is probably really stressful, but if you’re at the point where you’re punching helpless drool factories in their chubby little cheeks, you’ve got an issue. Did you think you were going to go through nine months of torture and however many hours of labor to pop out a fully-functional, self-sufficient creature? You signed up for this, lady. Show a little effort. If your kid won’t eat, squirt some ketchup on that shit and try again. If that doesn’t work, the thing gets to go without lunch. Done and done, problem solved. You can’t just be punting fetuses all over the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

Hypocritical Bitch of the Week: Kelly Osbourne
The trainwreck spawn of Ozzy Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a “fat bitch” this week on one of those eight million shows on E! where they talk about fashion. Yeah, I know the two have hated each other for years and I don’t really care. The point is that a few short years ago Kelly looked like a bloated whale of gothness before she discovered a bottle of peroxide and what happens when you stick a finger down your throat. Who the f*ck are you to sit there with your bleached hair, red lipstick, and pale ass skin and criticize the person who you so obviously were dying to be? Don’t get me wrong; I’ll be the first to admit that I think Xtina’s on a steady decline to hefty has-been, but it’s ok for me to do so since I never looked like the before picture of a Jenny Craig ad. I give Kelly a couple months before she’s rebounding into chunky town faster than you can say Kirstie Alley. Those on glass soap boxes should be careful not to go for that third slice of Domino’s.

Crazy Bitch of the Week: Tamara from My Strange Addiction
In case you haven’t discovered this gem of a television series yet, it chronicles the lives of people who are addicted to the most unheard of things you could possibly imagine. Like the one episode where some broad was addicted to eating couch cushions. This is real life.

This week we met Tamara, a woman who is “addicted” to a pillow she bought in an antique shop back in the 80s. She brings it literally everywhere with her, named it “Boo,” and has never washed it. Now, I’ve got a friend who is obsessed with her blankie. It’s kinda weird but we let her live, because even if she brings it to the bar, the thing’s too small for anyone who isn’t violating her personal space to notice. But a goddamn pillow? What an inconvenience you’ve unnecessarily imposed onto your own life. I don’t even like to have to bring my own pillow on road trips and plane rides because it’s such an awkward object to carry. The disproportion of weight to surface area makes its a pain in the tits when you’ve got other objects in the mix.

I digress. Lady, ditch the bedding and grow the hell up before you quickly descend into the life of a miserable, lonely cat lady. Because no one will ever have sex with you as long as Boo is invited. No one wants two dirty old sacks of stank in their bedroom.

Dead Fish Bitch of the Week: Britney Spears
God, Brit. You pop up on this list far too often. But pulling your boyfriend up on stage for a yawn-inducing lap dance on tour could not be ignored. In New York last night, Britney decided to bring up boyfriend Jason Trawick on stage for her performance of some shitty song filled with lyrics that are supposed to make us think she’s still sexually attractive. What followed was the most awkwardly fantastic public display of a boring sex life that I’ve seen since Liza Minnelli and David Gest. Jason sat there looking… not nervous, not playful, not even embarrassed… just straight bored. The only time his facial expression even changed was when she pulled out what you know she thought was her power move and much-too-violently wrapped her thunder thighs around his neck.

Go ahead and enjoy the counter-productivity of raping the replay button on that video all day to remind yourself that at least you’re having better sex than someone.

Who doesn’t want fame and fortune? Even if you don’t want one, you definitely want the other. But once you get to that point and beyond, just how much is too much? At what point does the nonstop attention and ridiculous bank account cause you to start to lose ]]>

Who doesn’t want fame and fortune? Even if you don’t want one, you definitely want the other. But once you get to that point and beyond, just how much is too much? At what point does the nonstop attention and ridiculous bank account cause you to start to lose your mind a bit? Now that some of the smoke from the Charlie Sheen time bomb has settled a bit, we at Guyism got to thinking… What have some of our favorite meltdowns (both mild and major) of the rich and famous been? Here’s what we came up with.

11 Dave Chappelle
We’ll listen to any excuse he gives us, but running away to Africa and going completely MIA due to the pressure he felt from a fifty million dollar deal he received still classifies him as completely bonkers. If you get that much money thrown at you, you man up and work fifty million times harder than you were working before. You didn’t see Seth Macfarlane run for the hills when he got his 100 million dollar deal. With the Chappelle mindset, technically MacFarlane should’ve run off twice as fast (Yes. I did that math all by myself).

10 Christian Bale
Although it is dwarfed in comparison to others on this list, Christian Bale’s verbal berating of a crew member on the set of Terminator Salvation is three and half minutes of pure gold that should be revisited on a regular basis. The reason this meltdown is one of the lesser on the list is due to fellow meltdowner, Chris Brown’s expert opinion on the rant: “Yeah…I mean, Christian was mean and all, but my mother always taught me to use my fists instead of words whenever possible…I give it a 2.5.”*

*Disclaimer: Chris Brown never actually said this. I want to make that absolutely clear before he hits me.

9 Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera’s publicist has to be so thankful that her client chose to break down the same time as Charlie Sheen. For once, a major pop star’s divorce/arrest/racy leaked photo/weight gain/(insert any other embarrassing personal situation here) wasn’t front-page news. Despite all of the above, and also completely flubbing the national anthem during the most watched sporting event of the year, Aguilera still managed to land a gig as a judge on the upcoming competition American Idol wannabe, The Voice. She should send Sheen a Sparkletts truck full of Tiger Blood as a thank you immediately.

8 Chris Brown
Hot off the presses! Chris Brown, who will forever be infamous for his physical altercation with ex-girlfriend, Rihanna, snapped and trashed a dressing room over at Good Morning America just this week for being asked questions about… his physical altercation with ex-girlfriend, Rihanna. Apparently, Brown was “angry” about being asked about the thing he’s the best known for… his anger. Clearly the best way to prove to people that you are not violent is by smashing things.

7 Michael Richards
Oh Kramer… say it ain’t so! Everyone’s favorite wacky next door neighbor completely lost in on stage and went on a racist rant that has gone down in viral video infamy. He’s since awkwardly apologized publicly, as well as poked fun at the incident on Curb Your Enthusiasm, which I guess is the only way you can deal with such an incident. On the plus side, I bet after seeing the video, Mel Gibson bought tickets to all of his upcoming shows.

6 David Hasselhoff
How many of us have had the kind of week where all we want to do is get completely wasted, collapse on the floor, and absolutely devour a cheeseburger? We get it. We’ve been there. It’s just probably best not to do it when you’re a celebrity. Or when you’re around your children. Or you’re a recovering alcoholic. Or if camera phones have been invented. Or if YouTube exists. On the bright side, this is the most entertaining on-camera work that Hasselhoff has ever been a part of.

5 Randy Quaid
I guess of all the people on this list, Randy Quaid looks the part the most. I also use the term “celebrity” loosely on this one because I’m not sure if co-starring in 27 National Lampoon’s Vacation movies actually qualifies you as one. Along with his wife, Quaid has fled to Canada, not only to avoid felony charges on a $500,000 bench warrant in the U.S., but more importantly to avoid the “Star Whackers” – a group of assassins that he claims are taking out celebrities left and right. He even wrote and performed a song named after the group, which is obviously the best thing you can do when trying to remain anonymous and lay low. Here is your opportunity to watch a melodious meltdown live on stage:

4 Lindsay Lohan
It’s funny. All of the signs that the press claimed were “warning” signs during Lindsay’s meltdown are all of the signs we look for when picking up a girl at a bar. Venturing out sans underwear? Check. Partying a little too hard then she probably should be? Check. Making out with girls? Jackpot! The kleptomania might be a little much though. Make sure all of your stuff is bolted to the floor before you take this mess home with you.

3 Britney Spears
When one of the hottest women on the planet somehow ends up looking like Moby, I think it’s safe to say the girl has cracked. While Charlie Sheen’s weapon of choice was a machete, Britney chose to show off her freshly shaved head by waving an umbrella at paparazzi. You can’t blame her though. Anyone who had to listen to Kevin Federline rap for more than 30 seconds would easily snap and do the same.

2 Mel Gibson
Mel only recently got bumped to the #2 spot. If Charlie Sheen’s antics weren’t so damn lovable, Mel’s racist and misogynistic rants would still be basking in the glow of the #1 spot. He also loses a couple of points because in most of the recordings, it’s sometimes hard to make out exactly what he’s saying since his voice tends to get muffled while he’s wearing his hood.

1 Charlie Sheen
Of course he’s #1 on this list. Sheen has solidified himself as a pop culture icon with this most recent of celebrity meltdowns. The dude is clearly beyond nuts, but for some reason, he’s a lovable nut. Show me another celebrity who completely flipped out and turned it into a financial gain. Everyone is on the Charlie Sheen bandwagon right now. His tour has sold out and will net him at least seven million dollars. The other day, even my Grandma ended a 16 minute long story about a quiche she made with “Duh, winning!”. With lucrative business opportunities coming at him left and right, the man’s successfully upped the ante for celebrity meltdowns. Can’t wait to see who’s next.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Joining the long list of the recently single Ashley Greene broke up with Joe Jonas. I told you she was underrated.

— Kelly Brook is pregnant. You win some, you lose ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Joining the long list of the recently single Ashley Greene broke up with Joe Jonas. I told you she was underrated.

— Kelly Brook is pregnant. You win some, you lose some.

— Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger also split up. After dating for nearly two years. Her magic spell must have expired.

— Alexa Nikolas might be the one leaking the Vanessa Hudgens nude photos. So says some random emailer.

— Speaking of leaked nude pics, apparently there is a good chance we’re going to get more since it is also being reported that Vanessa’s pics are the result of hackers. Supposedly 50 different celeb accounts have been compromised including those of Ali Larter, Busy Philipps, Scarlett Johansson, Miley Cyrus, Emma Caulfield, Addison Timlin and Renee Olstead.

— Cee Lo Green says he’s nailing two or three chicks a night. He really takes his song title literally doesn’t he?

— Ryan Reynolds isn’t having any trouble getting over the loss of Scarlett Johansson.

— Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Raymond have a sex tape coming out. Maybe.

— Paris Hilton got breast implants when she was just 14. Her mother made her take them out though. Way to be a proactive parent.

— Christina Aguilera’s hit Ain’t No Other Man might sound familiar to you, but that could just be because the beat was lifted from another song without permission.

— Katy Perry’s mom is writing a book, but it’s not a Katy Perry tell-all. She says it’s about herself. Riiiiiight.

— Dennis Haysbert, who starred in Major League with Charlie Sheen, claims Charlie’s completely delusional about a Major League sequel.

— Andrew “Dice” Clay has become the voice of reason regarding everything Charlie Sheen. Well, okay, not really. He’s also a little batshit.

– And did you know that Sheen invented a pivoting Chapstick lid and trademarked an anti-drug slogan? The man just never stops giving.

— Mel Gibson’s mug shot looks totally not like a serial killer.

— Here’s a shocker: Michael Lohan’s ex-fiancee has accused him of punching her girlfriend in the face.

— Sandra Bullock gave $1,000,000 to Japan. I have no joke here. That was just nice.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the geniuses over at Sports Illustrated and features none other than our new favorite bikini model Kate Upton. Did you expect anyone else?

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Jessica Biel is officially single again as she and Justin Timberlake have ended their ‘relationship.’ There are no hard feelings,” said a source. Hehe, they said “hard.”

— Audrina Patridge also now single ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Jessica Biel is officially single again as she and Justin Timberlake have ended their ‘relationship.’ There are no hard feelings,” said a source. Hehe, they said “hard.”

— Audrina Patridge also now single again having broke up with Corey Bohan… again.

— Jessica Simpson was drunk… again.

— Scarlett Johansson is still dating Sean Penn. No, really.

— In Justin Bieber news, he “attacked” a female paparazzo last week at a 7-11 in Hollywood. The kid is just out of control.

— Lady Gaga is not happy with a London ice cream shop selling breast milk ice cream called Baby Gaga. Yes, because how dare someone do something shocking and try to profit off it. Who so they think they are?!

— Richard Grieco wants Charlie Sheen’s role on Two and a Half Men. In other news Richard Grieco still exists.

— Charlie and Brooke Mueller finally reached an agreement about custody of their twin boys.

— Sheen is also suing (for himself and on behalf of the Two and a Half Men crew) for $100 million. Is there a judge in the world that will take this case? Oh yeah. California. Never mind.

— Lindsay Lohan rejected a plea deal this week and will go to trial for her felony theft case. Some are still saying that she could serve time, but we all know that’s never going to happen.

— Speaking of fun female celebs, Christina Aguilera is “fall-down wasted nearly every night” a source tells Us magazine. And we think Charlie Sheen might not be the best parent.

— Chris Brown has had enough of apologizing for beating the hell out of Rihanna, calling the event a “mishap.”

— Miley Cyrus is texting guys again. You know how this one’s going to end, don’t you?

— Speaking of Miley and LiLo, Lindsay was very upset with Saturday Night Live for the impression Miley Cyrus did of her last week. She even wrote a letter to Lorne Michaels about it. I wonder if she used the red or the blue crayon.

— And finally, Britney Spears wanted to be a lawyer. Chew on that one for awhile.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the fine folks over at Intimissimi Lingerie who, as we all know (right?) have Irina Shayk as the face of their franchise. And by face, I of course mean smokin’ hot body.

Celebrity gossip items (other than Charlie Sheen news) you may have missed this week…

— Anne Hathaway made $750,000 on Oscar night. Gwyneth Paltrow made $500,000. For wearing jewelry. Seriously.

— It’s also been reported that Anne allegedly grew to hate James Franco ]]>

Celebrity gossip items (other than Charlie Sheen news) you may have missed this week…

— Anne Hathaway made $750,000 on Oscar night. Gwyneth Paltrow made $500,000. For wearing jewelry. Seriously.

— It’s also been reported that Anne allegedly grew to hate James Franco during rehearsals for the Academy Awards. Wow, you would never have known it. They were such a great pair!

— Mila Kunis was doing a whole lot of flirting with Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers at a party after the Oscars. Yes, Aaron Rodgers was at an Oscars party. Jay Cutler was apparently too much of a pussy to attend.

— Justin Bieber turned 17 on Tuesday and went to dinner with his girlfriend Selena Gomez. Normal, right? Yes, until you find out that a female Bieber allegedly fan punched Selena in the face (which she denies despite holding her head and crying).

— Robert Pattinson says that dating Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart is very traumatic. Understandable. Just watching her is hard enough.

— Paula Abdul is doing great since leaving Idol. And by doing great I mean accusing her boyfriend of kidnapping her on Valentine’s Day.

— Michael Lohan joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab without telling his daughter Lindsay first and that really made her mad. Because? Because that’s what they do.

— Madonna is a douchebag. I can call a woman a douchebag, right?

— Scarlett Johansson took an overnight trip to Cabo San Lucas with Sean Penn. She’s 26, he’s 50. Playa.

— Mike Huckabee basically called Natalie Portman a slut for getting knocked up.

— Katie Holmes has filed a $50 million libel lawsuit against Star Magazine. Because Tom told her to.* (*Not really, but probably.)

— Victoria Beckham has no need for handicapped people and their “special” parking spaces.

— Christina Aguilera: The Mugshot.

— And finally, Kacey Jordan won the porn star pageant on The Howard Stern Show. Maybe Charlie Sheen does know what he’s doing after all.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the fine people over at FHM and features the one and only Kylie Bisutti doing lots of fun things in very little clothing. Winning!

Apparently Charlie Sheen isn’t the only one ‘winning’ these days as Christina Aguilera was arrested this morning at 2:45 AM when her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, was pulled over for DUI. This is quite a follow-up to her Super Bowl performance and having ]]>

Apparently Charlie Sheen isn’t the only one ‘winning’ these days as Christina Aguilera was arrested this morning at 2:45 AM when her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, was pulled over for DUI. This is quite a follow-up to her Super Bowl performance and having (alleged) sex in a bathroom.

Now I am no policeman, but if you are riding in a car with someone who gets pulled over for DUI, exactly what law did you break? Unless there was more to the story. Like her being a royal pain in the ass to cops maybe.

Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and was “unable to take care of herself.”

However, the source adds, “If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.”

Sources close to Xtina tell us they have been trying to get the singer into a rehab program for weeks.

The most unbelievable part of all this is that the the booking report had Xtina listed at 5’2″, 100 pounds. Yes, and I also believe in the tooth fairy. (Did you see her perform on The Grammys?)

If this kind of behavior keeps up Aguilera’s ex-husband Jordan Bratman might not have to move out of their house after all.

Christina Aguilera and Boyfriend — Arrested [TMZ]

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Olivia Munn is now dating that guy from Glee. In other news, that guy from Glee is apparently not gay.

— Mariah Carey’s sister is a hooker. Sort of.

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— Olivia Munn is now dating that guy from Glee. In other news, that guy from Glee is apparently not gay.

— Mariah Carey’s sister is a hooker. Sort of.

— Christina Aguilera had sex in a bathroom. She should totally hook up with Charlie Sheen and compare career plans.

— Did Pete Wentz have a prescription drug addiction that ultimately led to Ashlee Simpson filing for divorce? Sure, why not.

— Reports indicate that Lindsay Lohan may be looking at six months in jail for her latest escapade. If that actually happens I will run naked down Sunset Boulevard.

— I feel pretty safe in that bet because if THIS didn’t land Chris Brown in jail there’s no way LiLo serves any time.

— WARNING: DO NOT f*ck with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

— At least Lindsay isn’t getting turned away from parties now. What’s that?

— Chad Ochocinco was banging his DWTS partner Cheryl Burke while the two were paired up.

— Speaking of Rihanna, apparently Colin Farrell is the luckiest man on earth at the moment.

— George Clooney says he’s banged too many chicks, smoked too much weed to run for office. Frankly I think those are the reasons he SHOULD run for office.

— Cameron Diaz is a big fan of porn. Just in case you were wondering.

— Alyssa Milano is really pregnant. I just had to see it to believe it.

— Kanye West’s thoughts on abortion are, um, interesting?

— In news of the crazy, Irina Shayk was getting complaints about not having curtains in her apartment. Yes, because who wants to see what Irina Shayk does in the privacy of her home anyway?

— And in terribly sad news, Irina Shayk apparently doesn’t regularly shave her legs. Click at your own peril.

— And finally, Glee’s Brittany and Santana are set to do more lesbian scenes. I may have to watch that show after all.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from Emporio Armani who still thinks Megan Fox is marketable when used properly. And oh boy did they ever use her properly.