Clever schemes

Cops arrest man for pretending to be an inspector of naked body massages

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Police say that a former Illinois cop pretended to be a “massage parlor inspector” in order to get free nude massages. Based on the fact that we’re reporting on this, you can probably guess how it ended. Read more

Fake therapist fired for offering "vagina massages"

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File this one along with the fake-reality-show-turned-porn-site under the column of “Good idea in jokes, bad idea in theory”: A man pretended to be a massage therapist, specializing in the needs of the ladies. He then told the women that they needed some “internal massages” which, as you might guess, does not involve emotional comfort. Read more

An exciting new way to get high!

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I may not agree with what teenagers do, but I really have to admire their conviction in coming up with new and exciting ways to get unbelievably high. For example: smoking air fresheners. Read more

Bank robbers finally embrace Web 2.0

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File this under The Most Brilliant Crime Ever Perpetrated in Reality…a guy “hired” a bunch of Craigslist people to serve as decoys in his armed robbery. Here’s the story. Read more

Third grade retards are crafty

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Some 3rd graders in special ed classes in Georgia plotted to kill their teacher, but were “thwarted” by school officials. Story of the year? Perhaps. The students allegedly brought to school a broken steak knife, a roll of duct tape, handcuffs, ribbon and a crystal paperweight in a bid to kill their teacher, Belle Carter, ... Read more