Clowns

VIDEO: This is a woman who set the record for clown collectibles

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YouTuber eastendhug360 says it best, “Guiness World Record Youtube Channel – [Internet's] largest collection of sh-t and meaningless world records.” In this clip, we meet Orty Kastun, a German woman with the world’s largest collection of clown things. Read more

VIDEO: 700 Mexican clowns set laughing national record

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Fun Fact: I’m petrified of clowns. Less fun fact: This is a video of 700 Mexican clowns setting a national record for laughing. The horrors know no bounds. Read more

British circus offers therapy for adults afraid of clowns

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The fear of clowns (Coulrophobia) is the third largest phobia in Great Britain; just behind needles and spiders. The ringmaster of John Lawson’s Circus wants to help people get over their fear of the red-nosed performers by offering a class taught by clowns. Big, scary clowns… Read more

Clowns protest robbery and murder committed by other clowns

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Clowns scare the crap out of a lot of society, myself included. So when a group of 100 professional clounds protest a murder committed by two “impostor” clowns, well, I’m not exactly excited at the prospect of it. But still…kind of weird. Read more

“Who Let the Clowns Out” is perhaps the worst song parody ever

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As a writer, I try to make a headline that will make you actually want to click to see the post I’m presenting you with. That occasionally lends itself to exaggerating the greatness or awfulness of the content. But I can assure you that this video, entitled Silly Sally’s “Who Let the Clowns Out?,” will ... Read more

Walmart’s newest commercial with a creepy clown is so hot right now

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This new Walmart commercial aired during Sunday’s divisional championship games and it’s quickly all the rage. In an effort to educate you and show you a scary clown, here’s a commercial that will set back your clown aversion therapy a month or two. Read more

Cross-dressing clowns are always causing problems

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Parades in general can get pretty out of hand. But even still, it’s hard to say any has gotten quite as out of hand as Denver’s Pridefest, in which a cross-dressing clown committed a robbery at gunpoint. Read more

A monotonous job

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Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about what to do to spice up your workplace. Read more

Lesbian construction worker clowns.

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I’ve never seen the show Cheaters on MTV but apparently I’m missing out. Commitment is hard for anyone, but it’s especially hard for this chick who can’t seem to commit, so she dresses up like a construction worker clown and has sex with other women. I don’t think I’ve been cheated on before so it’s ... Read more

Clowns want to rape you…and make you pay for it

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Do you like clowns? If the answer is yes, I hope your dementia is treating you well. But even if you do like clowns, you may want to reevaluate that stance when you see this special deal on eBay. Read more

Burial rituals

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Via SMBC comes this comic which teaches us about the superstitions of Ancient Greeks. Read more