Clowns June 11, 2010

Clowns protest robbery and murder committed by other clowns

Clowns scare the crap out of a lot of society, myself included. So when a group of 100 professional clounds protest a murder committed by two “impostor” clowns, well, I’m not exactly excited at the prospect of it. But still…kind of weird.

Clowns March 29, 2010

“Who Let the Clowns Out” is perhaps the worst song parody ever

As a writer, I try to make a headline that will make you actually want to click to see the post I'm presenting you with. That occasionally lends itself to exaggerating the greatness or awfulness of the content. But I can assure you that this video, entitled Silly Sally's "Who Let the Clowns Out?," will

Clowns January 26, 2010

Walmart’s newest commercial with a creepy clown is so hot right now

This new Walmart commercial aired during Sunday’s divisional championship games and it’s quickly all the rage. In an effort to educate you and show you a scary clown, here’s a commercial that will set back your clown aversion therapy a month or two.

Clowns June 30, 2009

Cross-dressing clowns are always causing problems

Parades in general can get pretty out of hand. But even still, it’s hard to say any has gotten quite as out of hand as Denver’s Pridefest, in which a cross-dressing clown committed a robbery at gunpoint.

Clowns June 2, 2009

A monotonous job

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about what to do to spice up your workplace.

Clowns April 22, 2009

Lesbian construction worker clowns.

I’ve never seen the show Cheaters on MTV but apparently I’m missing out. Commitment is hard for anyone, but it’s especially hard for this chick who can’t seem to commit, so she dresses up like a construction worker clown and has sex with other women.

I don’t think I’ve

Clowns April 7, 2009

Clowns want to rape you…and make you pay for it

Do you like clowns? If the answer is yes, I hope your dementia is treating you well. But even if you do like clowns, you may want to reevaluate that stance when you see this special deal on eBay.

Clowns January 28, 2009

Burial rituals

Via SMBC comes this comic which teaches us about the superstitions of Ancient Greeks.