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CNN was stupid enough to think that a kid tried chopping his arms off because of a game

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Gamers have been known to do some stupid things, but come on now. Also, even the big boys, like CNN, never check their sources, apparently. Read more

VIDEO: Chinese security denies Christian Bale, punches his camera crew

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Christian Bale made headlines recently for being one of the first American stars to make the move over to China’s growing film industry with movie The Flowers of War. But when he tried to go visit detained human rights activist Chen Ghuangcheng with a CNN camera crew, Chinese security guards were not so thrilled to ... Read more

VIDEO: CNN contributor jokingly admits to smoking pot, makes Erin Burnett uncomfortable

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I don’t know what the consensus is about Erin Burnett, host of CNN’s OutFront. She seems okay to me whenever I’ve seen her. But her reaction to this news story about smoking pot, and legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin’s joking confession, makes her seem like the goofy white mom in an anti-drug ad. Read more

VIDEO: Benjy of ‘Howard Stern’ fame wrecks a CNN live shot

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‘Howard Stern’ producer Benjy Brock made headlines earlier this year for his hilarious ruination of former NY state rep Anthony Weiner’s press conferences. And now, he’s interrupting a live CNN report about Steve Jobs for..some reason. Read more

CNN provides “5 questions to ask before penis surgery”

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“Penis surgery” is a fairly nebulous and open-ended term that can refer to a lot of things. But fortunately, CNN (via The Hairpin) is here to help. Or hurt. Or help you hurt yourself. One of those. Read more

Anchorman doesn’t want you to know he needs glasses

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HLN anchor Chuck Roberts does not want you to know that he needs glasses to read. I must say that I haven’t seen anybody take off a pair of glasses this fast since Snooki stripped on The Jersey Shore. Read more

CNN is really being fair to our new Arab-American Miss USA

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New Miss USA Rima Fakih is a beautiful woman who happens to be of Muslim descent. Rima Fakih also enjoys the occasional stripper pole dance. But neither of those things make her a bad person. Don’t tell that to CNN though, whose story on the homepage about her was, well, Fox News-y at best. Read more

Anderson Cooper knows furries

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Most people who’ve used the Internet know what furries are, particularly if you’ve ever Googled “Teddy Ruxpin sex.” Um, accidentally. Of course. Anyway Anderson Cooper really lays it out when CNN is covering a furry convention for some reason. People often act like furries are the biggest sexual deviants on Earth, but I don’t agree. ... Read more

CNN polls really get to the heart of things

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I’ve discussed before how CNN’s Web site, perhaps as much as any other legitimate news source, is basically a pretty big joke with some of their news coverage. The polls department is no exception. Check out this breakdown (from my favorite social media site Reddit) of a recent CNN poll. Read more

Best President Obama headline yet

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CNN.com was quick to pull this headline for some reason, though I’m not entirely sure why since my sense of humor is far too mature for sexual puns. Read more

Robin Meade is stalkable

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Some people are way into Robin Meade, apparently. Including this kid, who stalked her so hard that she had to get a restraining order on him. That’s Robin on the right, with alleged “sexy legs”. Read more