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Fox, CNN are really confused about Peyton Manning
CNN and Fox had a hell of a time handling the Peyton Manning press conference bonanza yesterday afternoon. And really, it’s not their fault. Trying to decipher what position he plays and who he used to play for requires quite a bit of research.
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CNN was stupid enough to think that a kid tried chopping his arms off because of a game
Gamers have been known to do some stupid things, but come on now. Also, even the big boys, like CNN, never check their sources, apparently.
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VIDEO: Chinese security denies Christian Bale, punches his camera crew
Christian Bale made headlines recently for being one of the first American stars to make the move over to China's growing film industry with movie The Flowers of War. But when he tried to go visit detained human rights activist Chen Ghuangcheng with a CNN camera crew, Chinese security guards
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VIDEO: CNN contributor jokingly admits to smoking pot, makes Erin Burnett uncomfortable
I don't know what the consensus is about Erin Burnett, host of CNN's OutFront. She seems okay to me whenever I've seen her. But her reaction to this news story about smoking pot, and legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin's joking confession, makes her seem like the goofy white mom in an anti-drug ad.
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VIDEO: Benjy of ‘Howard Stern’ fame wrecks a CNN live shot
'Howard Stern' producer Benjy Brock made headlines earlier this year for his hilarious ruination of former NY state rep Anthony Weiner's press conferences. And now,
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CNN provides “5 questions to ask before penis surgery”
"Penis surgery" is a fairly nebulous and open-ended term that can refer to a lot of things. But fortunately, CNN (via The Hairpin) is here to help. Or hurt. Or help you hurt yourself. One of those.
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Anchorman doesn’t want you to know he needs glasses
HLN anchor Chuck Roberts does not want you to know that he needs glasses to read. I must say that I haven’t seen anybody take off a pair of glasses this fast since Snooki stripped on The Jersey Shore.
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CNN is really being fair to our new Arab-American Miss USA
New Miss USA Rima Fakih is a beautiful woman who happens to be of Muslim descent. Rima Fakih also enjoys the occasional stripper pole dance. But neither of those things make her a bad person.