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The 7 least trustworthy food mascots

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A study in the UK released said that some beloved food mascots such as Tony the Tiger and Coco the Monkey are contributing to children’s obesity. But they’re not the only mascots who seem capable of misdeeds. Read more

11 ridiculous mustaches every guy should sport

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We all have lofty goals: find a job we love, make a lot of money doing that job we love, start a family, retire early, so on, and so on. But let’s face it… There are not too many things that are more satisfying to a guy than growing out an absolutely ridiculous mustache. Read more

The ‘Fried Chicken Song’ is gonna be a hit

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Cock-a-doodle-doo, if you like busting the windows out of cars in order to steal buckets of chicken…this is your anthem. Read more

VIDEO: Your favorite fast food icons get high and go to a strip club

The song is fairly catchy as far as modern disco/techno goes, but the real selling point of this music video for the song “Rad Anthem” by the band Rad Omen is the inclusion of several fast food icons. Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, The King, Jack in the Box, Wendy, and more make an appearance in ... Read more

What a depressing child aspiration

Kids often say they want to be astronauts or witch doctors or whatever when asked what they want to be when they grow up. So let’s reward this little girl’s creativity in her dream. Read more