Conspiracies

VIDEO: The internet is a hell of a drug

Posted by Matt Hawkins under , , ,

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There’s nothing more I love than wacky YouTube clips that attempt to connect every bit of randomness found in video games and movies into some lens of truth, one that sheds light on some grand conspiracy that rules our lives. For example, you know nothing about the Mario Brothers till you’ve seen this video. Read more

That's not how Daylight Savings Time works, silly

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

People love to blame the government for everything; it’s just easier that way. But when you think the government can bend time and nature to its will, you might need to reevaluate. Read more

Top 10 qualifications for a flagrant foul and/or an ejection

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by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com Confused as to when an NBA referee should call a flagrant foul, a super-duper flagrant foul, or for an ejection? Just consult these simple bylaws from the league’s secret rule book. It’s easy! 10) If the player is committing the foul (heretofore known as The Criminal) is much smaller than ... Read more

Counterfeit bills for Girl Scout cookies is pretty low

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

I’m all for ripping people off and sticking it to the man (or, in this case, the little girl…not like that), but this might be a bit much. Giving counterfeit money to Girl Scouts is low, even to me. Read more