Cookie Monster

Terrell Suggs is a real life Cookie Monster

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Ravens Pro bowl linebacker Terrell Suggs looked a step slow last year. A heel injury and a knee sprain courtesy of a cheap shot from Brady Quinn were the main culprits. The other culprit? Suggs ginormous appetite and his inability to stop himself from eating boxes of cookies. Read more

Kermit and Cookie Monster do shit

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Much like you, I’m having a hard time segueing back into the work week and am having difficulties finding anything I want to write about. So this video of Kermit the Frog and Cookie Monster looking at a mystery box entertained me enough to give it my ever-important rub. That was a pretty adorable little ... Read more

Cookie Monster covers Jay Z

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Sometimes you have to applaud the Internet for its creativity, even when it’s for a parody of a song that came out like half a decade ago. Check out Cookie Monster’s cover of Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” and chuckle. Cookie Monster could be setting fires to Vietnamese children and raping them (in no particular order) and ... Read more

The Cookie Monster was on Stephen Colbert

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So I just caught up with Thursday’s episode of The Colbert Report and holy crap am I sad I didn’t get to this sooner. Colbert discussed the recent study that showed that fruit had usurped cookies as the #1 snack for kids. And then accused the Cookie Monster of pushing a pro-fruit agenda. So imagine ... Read more