Cops

‘Beastie Boys Bandit’ continues to thwart Portland police

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Beastie Boys Sabotage Video

The ‘Beastie Boys Bandit’ in Portland, Oregon rock the same gear the trio wore in ‘Sabotage’ and for some reason, can’t be caught by Portland police. Read about it on Guyism.com. Read more

Topless 61-year-old woman attacks cops with meat cleaver

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This might be the most terrifying story I’ve ever heard since it involves not only someone coming at Portland police with a meat cleaver, but a topless elderly woman wielding the instrument. Halloween has come early. Read more

Woman arrested for impersonating cop impersonating hooker

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"Officer, do cops usually wear glass heels and have their badge covered in Lucky Charms dust?"

In the annals of crafty schemes, this one has to rank pretty high up there: A Florida woman is accused of impersonating a police officer going undercover as a hooker who would then rob the would-be Johns. I don’t know if they should arrest her or give her an award. Read more

VIDEO: US cop threatens speeding German tourist with rape

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Getting accosted by a cop in another country is often scary for many Americans. But did you know that American cops aren’t much better to foreigners in this country? Take a look at this video of an American cop pulling over a German tourist for speeding and then threatening him with ass rape. Read more

7 things you learn when you’re an insomniac

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I’m a light sleeper; I’m talking about feather in a hurricane light. So I guess I qualify as a bit of an insomniac. Insomnia is a weird thing because there aren’t a whole lot of distractions in the middle of the night, and so you tend to learn some things that people with normal sleep ... Read more

The Russian Police are hard at work

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I highly respect and adore our police officers (remember that the next time I drunkenly have sex with one of those scab worker inflatable rats in NYC, police friends). But hey, they’re human, just like you or me. Which makes this photo of Russian police all the more delightful. Read more

Cops shut down the lemonade stand of a 7-year-old

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This little girl had her lemonade stand closed down by “The Man.” Apparently cops told her that she needed a permit to sell lemonade at her stand… and we wonder why Capitalism is struggling in this country. Did I mention she was saving the money for a trip to Disney Land? Read more

Quote of the Day

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If you were a cop, you might find it somewhat difficult to avoid abusing your power. It’s human nature to indulge in bad things, as evidenced through studies like the Stanford Prison Experiment. So while there’s no doubt this 60 year-old Swedish policeman who attempted to trade citizenship for sex with a woman seeking asylum ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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A 67-year-old Dallas woman was found by police to be pruning some bushes at a park by her home. Unfortunately, being a 67-year-old woman who was just annoyed by the bushes, she didn’t have a permit and was accused of felony criminal mischief leading to her arrest. She took it in stride, as evidenced by ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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When your nickname is “Big Dog,” odds are, you’re probably doing a lot of dog-related things to live up to the gimmick. You may want to keep that under control though, unlike this man, accused of being nicknamed “Big Dog” and embracing the name a bit too much, opting to bark at nearby police dogs ... Read more

VIDEO: Girl gets arrested during UW-Milwaukee class

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There is nothing I love more on the Internet than someone clandestinely taking video of a person acting like a complete a-hole. This video, taken at a University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee classroom, features a loud mouthed fat girl mouthing off, throwing a water bottle, and ending up getting arrested for “disorderly conduct.” Watch it and figure ... Read more