Crazy Stories

3 YEARS FOR STEALING A BIKE?

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I realize that justice systems regardless of country is a bit quirky…. But 3 years for stealing a bike seems a bit much…. Actually, I wouldn’t care about this story if Donte Stallworth, I don’t know, served more than 30 days in jail. So just to review, this is the type of sentences people receive…. ... Read more

THE BEST ONE-LINER IN CAR ACCIDENT HISTORY

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At a stop light on my way to work….left hand turn lane turns green I am NOT in the left hand turn lane Someone hits me from behind….not hard but hard enough where I have to get out and check to see if there damage…. I get out…some ugly broad in her 30s gets out…she’s ... Read more

#2 IN THE STANLEY CUP

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You can’t make stuff like this up. Its one thing to take a tinkle in the Stanley Cup when you’re drunk, its quite another to let your little kid in there and they have an “Oops I crapped my pants” Episode. But that’s exactly what Kris Draper’s young daughter did when Draper had possession of ... Read more

HUSTLED BY A BUM IN DETROIT?

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On Friday, I met up some friends to go to the Tiger game. I won’t bore you with details of the game, the Tigers sucked ass. In fact, it was probably the worst sporting event I’d ever been to. Anyways, as I walking from my car to Comerica Park, there were a handful of street ... Read more

MAN WANTS TO SUE RED WINGS AND NHL ON BEHALF OF OCTOPUS

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On a local Detroit radio show, a man named Patrick Green of San Antonio says he plans on suing the Red Wings and the NHL for the mistreatment of the dead octopus that is thrown on the ice. Its pretty amusing at how kooky this guy is. Sean Beligian of WDFN 1130AM had to restrain ... Read more

10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU’RE CUTTING MY HAIR

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I got my haircut yesterday, and frankly, it was one of the worst experiences of my life. In college I went to an old school barber, you know, the ones with the shaving cream and stuff. I even went to Douglas J a couple of times because it was only 10 bucks and the chicks ... Read more

THE ULTIMATE RIP

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I’m not easily offended. In fact, you could say a lot of things about me or to me and I would blow it off. But what happened to me Saturday was in a whole other league…. At my buddy’s wedding this past Saturday, I saw a friend of my parents that I hadn’t seen in ... Read more

DENNIS THE MENACE

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The life of Dennis Rodman took another tumultuous turn with his entrance into rehab recently. Supposedly, he beat up his girlfriend and supposedly, he is crazy. With that, we look at some the craziest moments in the life of Dennis Rodman The Shot Gun Incident Though many tall tales were said about this incident, the ... Read more

DON’T LET YOUR DAUGHTERS GROW UP TO BE CHEERLEADERS

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Let this serve as a warning…… Read more

A NEW LOW FOR THE WORLD OF ISAAC

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Everybody has their share of embarrassing moments. For most, they occurred during college or while under the influence of alcohol. But me, well, mine just happened this afternoon while stone cold sober at Subway. I hurt my knee playing basketball yesterday. And by hurt, I mean I’m freakin out of shape and this wouldn’t have ... Read more

Leonid Stadnik looks for a wife

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Being 8’5″ can’t be easy. Getting chicks is probably harder. Stadnik says his dream is finding a soul mate, just like the former titleholder, China’s Bao Xishun, who was married last year. “I think the future holds that for me,” he said. Full Story Here But fear not Mr. Stadnik, I found somebody for you. ... Read more