Creative uses for your semen

Phase 1: Steal bull semen. Phase 2: ?. Phase 3: PROFIT

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In Scotland, some thieves stole a fload of bull semen, probably more for sale than for a tasting session. One can only hope. Read more

No you will not masturbate into the University of Michigan's pipes

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Oh if only you knew the money I spent on acquiring semen, University of Michigan. Then we could solve both of our problems at once. [This tumblr is amazing] Read more

Woman gets jerked off on in plane. Read that again.

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Anything I give you here will just sully the beauty of this article. So read the snippet below. A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to ... Read more