Creeps

Man arrested for kiddy porn wears poetically godawful t-shirt in mugshot pic

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David Peters was arrested for 40 felony counts of child porn possession, automatically labeling a Super Creep. But he’s evolving like an RPG character by wearing this shirt during his mugshot photo. Read more

This is a girl so into Robert Pattinson that she mimics pics of him and puts them on Facebook

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There’s obsessive, there’s super obsessive, and then there’s “recreating dozens of Robert Pattinson photos and posting them on Facebook.” Based on the headline, you can guess which of these things you’re about to see in this post. Read more

CDC scientist accused of molesting kid, having sex with animals

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Dr. Kimberly Lindsey is a deputy director for the Laboratory Science Policy and Practice Program Office at the CDC. She’s also accused of molesting a 6-year-old boy with her boyfriend and having sex with animals. Which will go first on her resumé? You decide! Read more

VIDEO: This is a dude emerging from his homemade vagina tent

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I really can’t emphasize enough how not-safe-for-life this is. But watch it. In this clip you’ll see a man who built himself a tent shaped like a woman’s body that’s large enough to sleep in. And, naturally, you enter and exit through the vagina part of the tent. Read more

VIDEO: How to peep up girls’ skirts, as taught by a creep in Union Square

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Have you ever wondered how creeps do their magical upskirt filming? This video by a Brooklyn artist named Normal Bob Smith keeps an eye on some old creep trying to film girls’ panties and it’s both amusing, horrifying, and insightful. Read more

This woman on the bus might have the saddest life in the history of the world

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Does rejoicing in the life failure of others make you happy? Then come on board this magical adventure with me as we view a lady having an obscenely depressing meal on a public bus. Read more

VIDEO: Creepy guy intently films teen girls in public, with hilarious results

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I don’t know any of the background of this, specifically why there are two jailbait-y girls racing to change clothes in the middle of a large public event while Taio Cruz plays, but it doesn’t matter. Check out the dude filming the girls changing and laugh and laugh your day away. Read more

Two smoking hot Bulgarian girls shocked to find their apartment covered in cameras

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This story was briefly touched upon in today’s Guyism Speed Round (that little video you see on the sidebar of this post) but the story of two hot Bulgarian girls being secretly videotaped is so sexy interesting that it needs to be covered again. Read more

VIDEO: This is a convicted pedophile walking into a pole

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High school counselor Thomas Henry Ceglarek pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography and perjury (the former of which is a shocker given his “I’m totally not a pedo” mustache). Not the usual fun story we cover here…until he walked into a pole while trying to cover his face from cameras after being sentenced to four ... Read more

VIDEO: Estonian reporter gets her top yanked down at punk festival

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An Estonian reporter went to a punk rock festival to try to wrap her head around the cultural phenomena. And it led to some creepy “so punk” dude pulling down her top. Video is really mildly NSFW but worth it for the reporter’s horrified reaction. Read more

VIDEO: Licking shoes on the subway is this gentleman’s way of showing his class

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Last week the world was treated to NYC subway video of some dude stripping buck naked on a subway and going insane. This week, we get the other side of subway demeanor: A man showing off his tremendous etiquette skills in the form of vigorously licking shoes while on the train. Read more