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Thomas the Tank Engine is so sexy
Have you ever looked at Thomas the Tank Engine and thought, hmm...he looks like someone I know? Well you were half right, presuming you're a big fan of inanimate sex toys. Maybe NSFW (assuming you work somewhere extremely conservative that thinks non-sexual objects can NSFW) photo after the jump.
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53 year-old guy really likes Miley Cyrus
How can a 53 year-old Miley Cyrus fan get any creepier? By stalking her with great enthusiasm and claiming to be engaged to her. So, job well done.
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Eggs just got sexy
For years I’ve felt like my “solo time” has lacked a degree of whimsy. But thanks to the good people at Kanojo Toys, I can now get all the satisfaction of having sex with an egg without any of the ruining of omelets.
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The creepiest man on the Internet has been crowned
If this is legitimate, and for the love of all that is holy I hope it isn't (though the heroes at 4chan say it is ), this gentleman is undoubtedly the creepiest human being to ever exist on the Internet. Watch the
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Cut the shit, tree
I don’t know what to make of this other than the fact that it’s simply horrifying and that nature, quite frankly, is a dick.
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The five most unsettling moments in the life of the Burger King
By now you know about the common conception that the Burger King (you know, the dude with the plastic face and tunic) is evil. Well, good news, he's
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Heart transplant recipient dies the same way as donor
A fun little heartwarming story to start your day. Some dude who received a heart transplant seemingly died the same way his donor did: suicide.
A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor’s widow died the