Creepy things

Thomas the Tank Engine is so sexy

Creepy things

Thomas the Tank Engine is so sexy

Have you ever looked at Thomas the Tank Engine and thought, hmm...he looks like someone I know? Well you were half right, presuming you're a big fan of inanimate sex toys. Maybe NSFW (assuming you work somewhere extremely conservative that thinks non-sexual objects can NSFW) photo after the jump.

53 year-old guy really likes Miley Cyrus

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53 year-old guy really likes Miley Cyrus

How can a 53 year-old Miley Cyrus fan get any creepier? By stalking her with great enthusiasm and claiming to be engaged to her. So, job well done.

Eggs just got sexy

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Eggs just got sexy

For years I’ve felt like my “solo time” has lacked a degree of whimsy. But thanks to the good people at Kanojo Toys, I can now get all the satisfaction of having sex with an egg without any of the ruining of omelets.

Cut the shit, tree

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Cut the shit, tree

I don’t know what to make of this other than the fact that it’s simply horrifying and that nature, quite frankly, is a dick.