Cricket’s a big deal in a lot of countries. So perhaps the gentleman in this video with the creepy 1000-yard stare has just been so shaken to his core by Bangladesh’s performance that he doesn’t know how to react. Or he’s criminally insane. Perhaps both!

I would not want ]]>

Cricket’s a big deal in a lot of countries. So perhaps the gentleman in this video with the creepy 1000-yard stare has just been so shaken to his core by Bangladesh’s performance that he doesn’t know how to react. Or he’s criminally insane. Perhaps both!

I would not want to see this dude in a dark alley. Or a lit alley. Really any alley. He’s simultaneously threatening me, yet luring me in with his soft attempts at a smile. Like he’d aggressively make out with my while stabbing me in the stomach. Either way, this guy needs to be Bangladesh’s new head of tourism. Sure, he’d make even less people come, but I could definitely live with his stare hitting me from banner ads. It’d keep me on my toes/occasionally soiling myself. I need that.

Creepy Cricket Fan Stares Into Your Soul [Urlesque]

How far are you willing to go to save your beloved pet? Would you climb a tree? Would you run in front of a moving vehicle?

In the case of English cricket star Graeme Swann, he was willing to drive drunk to the store at 3am and buy a ]]>

How far are you willing to go to save your beloved pet? Would you climb a tree? Would you run in front of a moving vehicle?

In the case of English cricket star Graeme Swann, he was willing to drive drunk to the store at 3am and buy a screwdriver–all in an effort to rescue his cat from underneath a floorboard.

That’s dedication folks.

“Mr Swann stated he had been out that evening and had come back to find his cat trapped under the floorboards in his house. He had gone to fetch some screwdrivers to remove some floorboards,” the officer said.

His speech was slightly slurred but he was compliant.

“He was slightly upset due to the fact of his cat and what had just happened.”

I’m glad Swann has his priorities in order. Six months of jail, suspension of license and an 8k fine? Nah, he’s much more disturbed by his trapped cat.

He must feel the same way about his cat as Ron Burgundy does about Baxter.

English cricket star drove drunk ‘to rescue cat’ [Courier-Mail]

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I know Panama has a canal and…um…pans. But I didn’t know it had athletes like this. Check out this pic of a couple girls supposedly from the Panamian Cricket Team.

Click for super hi-res photo with more ass than..some sort of…donkey…show

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I know Panama has a canal and…um…pans. But I didn’t know it had athletes like this. Check out this pic of a couple girls supposedly from the Panamian Cricket Team.

Click for super hi-res photo with more ass than..some sort of…donkey…show

You can view some more asstastic photos here courtesy of the awesome Gotty at The Smoking Section.

Now I love America, really I do. Even though most of our citizens are fat douchebags, it’s a great place. But holy f’ing crap I want to be in this country instead. What are they doing in Panama to breed these monsters? Did some Panamian man impregnate a camel at some point, forcing many future generations of Panamian women to have asses like humps? I can’t wrap my head around this. Based off of my knowledge of South American culture primarily derived from delicious dinners at a Brazilian steakhouse, it must be the fact that every meal is served off of a sword. Further research may be required so if you see me inserting a beaker into a nearby South American woman’s ass, let’s just assume there’s an actual purpose behind it this time.

UPDATE: Our friends at InGameNow uncovered the unphotoshopped version. Still nice, but not AS nice. A tear streams down my cheek. Picture’s after the jump.

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10. Women’s basketball. I have daughters. I love hoop. I work in Greenwich Village, have college degrees, and consider myself pretty damn feministy.

But, um, Your Game Hurts My Eyes And Makes Me Want To ]]>

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10. Women’s basketball. I have daughters. I love hoop. I work in Greenwich Village, have college degrees, and consider myself pretty damn feministy.

But, um, Your Game Hurts My Eyes And Makes Me Want To Go Clean The Garage. Moving on.

9. NASCAR. I enjoy driving cars fast, and understand how much of a workout it is. I also get that this might be the only sport in the world, other than bullfighting, fighting or a basketball game involving Ron Artest, where you start the event with the very real possibility that you could die.

However, what you’ve got here is hours and hours of rednecks turning left, with a crowd of people that’s just some fashion discipline away from a Klan rally.
It doesn’t matter how many cameras you put into the cars, or how often your motor jockey midgets pull each other’s hair. I’m not giving much of a crap.

8. Cheerleading. I realize that this puts me at odds with the site, but until the participants add in some sex and violence, you do realize that you are drooling at the equivalent of human poodles wearing crepe paper on their hands?

It all strikes me as a stunning waste of talent, really.

7. UFC. Wildly popular, truly dangerous, and unlike traditional boxing, fans don’t have to spend years waiting for the fights they want to see.

I just feel like I need to shower after watching it. Inside my brain.

6. The NHL. I used to watch this, back when I had hair down to my ass, listened to classic rock, and thought that the two-month fight for the Stanley Cup was along the lines of religious war.

Now, I think it’s more or less soccer on skates, wonder why every year devolves down to Hot Goalie Russian Roulette, and wonder how anyone can keep track of a league that is in Columbus and Nashville. Life is too short.

5. Cricket. Let’s get this straight: games at the highest level can last for days, if not weeks, and still result in a draw. The season never ends, and is played all over the earth. And no matter who is playing it, it’s more or less insufferably British. Where do I sign?

4. Lacrosse. It’s nice that the Iroquois form of war has been more or less totally co-opted by violent white frat boys who aren’t quite Canadian enough to play hockey, and that the most famous players in the world are the Alleged Duke Rapists. Actually, it’s not nice.

3. Rugby. Look, I try not to be judgmental (ha!) of how people get their rocks off. But to do it in public, in mud, with all guys and lots of blood? That’s just not something I want to watch, folks.

2. Home Run Derby. Even if you don’t have Chris Berman hyperventilating in the most faked excitement this side of a porn film, this is still utterly freaking pointless, and something that lost whatever morbid interest it might have had with the end of the Steroid Era. If you are older than 12 and care about this, you have a problem.

1. The Olympics. Second and third tier sports, supposedly made interesting by the attachment of a flag to the uniforms of the participants. Unless you’ve got some hardcore Good Vs. Evil added to this, or a skank with a lead pipe, count me out.

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