Crime

Man arrested for allegedly smoking medicinal weed on flight

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

If that were pot, this dude would look way more relaxed.

Medicinal marijuana is a hot button issue in this country. You can debate the pros and cons of legalizing it all day (mostly pros). But if there’s one thing that’s probably not a good idea, it’s smoking pot on a cross-country flight, like this guy. Read more

Man arrested for kiddy porn wears poetically godawful t-shirt in mugshot pic

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

Screen Shot 2012-01-18 at 11.25.15 AM

David Peters was arrested for 40 felony counts of child porn possession, automatically labeling a Super Creep. But he’s evolving like an RPG character by wearing this shirt during his mugshot photo. Read more

Drunk woman accused of rubbing butt, punching, peeing on $30M painting

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

How a urine-and-butt-rubbingless 1957-J-No. 2. would look

Note: When in the presence of a painting valued at $30 million, avoid rubbing your butt and/or peeing on it. If only that were advice were included in the latest Miss Manners column. Read more

This is why you shouldn’t drink marshmallow vodka

Posted by Colin Joliat under , , , , , ,

Amber Rose vodka

I’ve been sitting on a post about marshmallow and whip cream flavored vodka for awhile, but I’m sure by now you’ve seen ads featuring Amber Rose trying to convince you to buy booze. Well, it’s not all sugar and spice and everything bald when it comes to marshmallow vodka. Read more

Kids beat mother for throwing out Bud Light

Posted by Colin Joliat under , , , , , , ,

bud-light-girls1

Unlike many craft beer lovers, I still believe there is a time and place for Bud Light, and no, Most Interesting Man in the World, the time is not “never”. Just because I prefer beer with more flavor doesn’t mean that I’m required to hate macro. Read more

81-year-old man’s door-to-door breast exam scheme shockingly fails

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

Screen Shot 2011-12-05 at 2.38.15 PM

An elderly man went door to door offering breast exams and now he’s facing jail time. Shocking, right? Such a great and unprecedented scheme! Read more

Transgender woman arrested after giving out butt implants with tire sealant

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

Oneal-Morris-ass-implants

Ass implants are dangerous even when given by a licensed professional. But when you’re getting them done by an amateur who looks like this, you’re just asking for problems. This is the story of “Oneal” Ron Morris, mediocre transgender surgeon. Read more

Woman goes insane due to McDonald’s switching over to breakfast menu at 3AM

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

The elusive and hard to find McDonald's cheeseburger

When you need a burger, sometimes you just need a burger. At least, that’s what I’m extrapolating from the case of Shanaya Edgell, a woman who went apesh-t at a Wisconsin McDonald’s since she couldn’t get a cheeseburger at 3AM. Read more

What is it about Best Buy that inspires such dimwitted behavior by gamers?

Posted by Matt Hawkins under , , , , ,

360

Yesterday we got wind of some guy threatening to blow his local Best Buy up, plus threats to murder one of its employees after hours in the parking lot, all because they didn’t have his pre-ordered copy of of Modern Warfare 3 for him. And now there’s the following. Read more

The ‘Modern Warfare 3’ inspired crime spree continues to inspire crime

Posted by Matt Hawkins under , , , , , ,

codsmall

Unfortunately, the hijinks being inspired in America, not only pales in comparison to what when down in France this past weekend, but also validates all of Europe’s opinions of how stupid us Americans can be sometimes. Read more

Florida man ruins threesome by throwing several TVs at his wife

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

jorge-silva

Fair or not, the one guy-two girl threesome is popularly considered to be the ultimate fantasy. So when it’s in your grasp, don’t be like Jorge Silva, accused of breaking up a threesome by throwing a TV at his wife. Read more