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Arrested man had a ‘meth lab in his pants’
An Oklahoma man named David Williams was a passenger in a car that got pulled over. After a brief struggle with state troopers, it was determined there was a “meth lab in his pants.”.
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Local New Orleans newspaper releases worst police sketch ever
When putting together a sketch of a suspect, you may want to try a little harder than using MS Paint, a skin from a Grand Theft Auto PC mod, and clip-art.
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World’s worst teacher has fifth graders send cards to her jailed bf who was arrested for child porn
This news story about a Queens elementary school teacher reads like a Mad Libs of bad decisions.
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Michigan man arrested for jacking it outside prison for incarcerated girlfriend
With Valentine's Day coming up next week, lots of people will be shouting their love to significant (and insignificant) others across the globe. But does your love compare to this Michigan man who rubbed one out outside a women's prison for his girlfriend? DOUBTFUL.
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Man arrested for allegedly smoking medicinal weed on flight
Medicinal marijuana is a hot button issue in this country. You can debate the pros and cons of legalizing it all day (mostly pros). But if there’s one thing that’s probably not a good idea, it’s smoking pot on a cross-country flight, like this guy.
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Man arrested for kiddy porn wears poetically godawful t-shirt in mugshot pic
David Peters was arrested for 40 felony counts of child porn possession, automatically labeling a Super Creep. But he’s evolving like an RPG character by wearing this shirt during his mugshot photo.
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Drunk woman accused of rubbing butt, punching, peeing on $30M painting
Note: When in the presence of a painting valued at $30 million, avoid rubbing your butt and/or peeing on it. If only that were advice were included in the latest Miss Manners column.
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This is why you shouldn’t drink marshmallow vodka
I've been sitting on a post about marshmallow and whip cream flavored vodka for awhile, but I'm sure by now you've seen ads featuring Amber Rose trying to convince you to buy booze. Well, it's not all sugar and spice and everything bald when it comes to marshmallow vodka.