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Kids beat mother for throwing out Bud Light
Unlike many craft beer lovers, I still believe there is a time and place for Bud Light, and no, Most Interesting Man in the World, the time is not "never". Just because I prefer beer with more flavor doesn't mean that I'm required to hate
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81-year-old man’s door-to-door breast exam scheme shockingly fails
An elderly man went door to door offering breast exams and now he’s facing jail time. Shocking, right? Such a great and unprecedented scheme!
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Transgender woman arrested after giving out butt implants with tire sealant
Ass implants are dangerous even when given by a licensed professional. But when you’re getting them done by an amateur who looks like this, you’re just asking for problems. This is the story of “Oneal” Ron Morris, mediocre transgender surgeon.
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Woman goes insane due to McDonald’s switching over to breakfast menu at 3AM
When you need a burger, sometimes you just need a burger. At least, that’s what I’m extrapolating from the case of Shanaya Edgell, a woman who went apesh-t at a Wisconsin McDonald’s since she couldn’t get a cheeseburger at 3AM.
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What is it about Best Buy that inspires such dimwitted behavior by gamers?
Yesterday we got wind of some guy threatening to blow his local Best Buy up, plus threats to murder one of its employees after hours in the parking lot, all because they didn't have his pre-ordered copy of of Modern Warfare 3 for him. And now there's the following.
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The ‘Modern Warfare 3’ inspired crime spree continues to inspire crime
Unfortunately, the hijinks being inspired in America, not only pales in comparison to what when down in France this past weekend, but also validates all of Europe's opinions of how
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Florida man ruins threesome by throwing several TVs at his wife
Fair or not, the one guy-two girl threesome is popularly considered to be the ultimate fantasy. So when it’s in your grasp, don’t be like Jorge Silva, accused of breaking up a threesome by throwing a TV at his wife.
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Man calls police on date, accusing her of burglary, when girlfriend unexpectedly comes home
When you’re bringing home some stranger and your girlfriend isn’t supposed to come over, what do you do? Tell the truth? Not if you’re 24-year-old Kevin Gaylor, who allegedly called the cops on a new woman when his girlfriend unexpectedly arrived.
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Woman arrested, jailed 53 days for being named ‘Teresa’ and literally no other reason
There are lots of innocent people being held in jail and, unfortunately, that's unavoidable. But some of those cases probably are avoidable, like the case of Atlanta resident Teresa Culpepper, who was held in jail for 53 days just for being named Teresa.
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Blood and sex: TV’s inaccurate portrayal of forensic nursing
The largest difference seems to be that on television, a mishmash of duties that are decidedly exciting are assigned to a single person. In the real world, duties tend to be more specific depending on the person -- and a little less kickass. Here are some of the differences between forensic nursing and the position which is portrayed on television.
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‘Serial pooper’ arrested in Florida after long search
Police were on the hunt for a man who allegedly left feces several times outside a local school in Ocala, Fla. and now, they’ve found him. Our long national nightmare is over.