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CDC scientist accused of molesting kid, having sex with animals
Dr. Kimberly Lindsey is a deputy director for the Laboratory Science Policy and Practice Program Office at the CDC. She's also accused of molesting a 6-year-old boy with her boyfriend and having sex with animals. Which will go first on her resumé? You decide!
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Oklahoma woman has sex with teenager, sends love note in burrito while out on bail
Note to self: When having illicit and illegal sex with a teenager, avoid sending a love note in a Mexican food dish. If we learn one lesson from the arrest of Oklahoma mom Amy Blose, that’d be it.
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VIDEO: Stupid criminal tries to rob store, fails to notice cop behind him
I don't know the criminal in this video, Stephen Daniel. I don't know his hopes and dreams. Doctor? Pro athlete? Whatever they are, I bet they didn't involve being so dumb as to get caught trying to rob a convenience store right in front of a local police officer.
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Man accused of shoving poisonous snake dung into girlfriend’s mouth gets arrested
When competing for the imagined crown of World’s Worst Boyfriend, you’ve got to get creative. And one Ohio man did just that as he stands accused of shoveling poisonous snake feces into his girlfriend’s mouth.
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VIDEO: Drunk driver pulls over to pee while fleeing police
When driving drunk, you have two options: Pull over for the safety for society OR make an ill-advised decision to get away. The guy in this video took option two, only combined it with the even more brilliant move of pulling over to pee during a high speed chase.
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Mother arrested after child brings crack pipe and meth to school ‘Show and Tell’
Ah “Show and Tell.” A time to sit back and look at other kids in your class’s stupid toys and useless family artifacts. Or, in one Missouri school’s case, for a kid to bring in a crack pipe and get his mom arrested. Now that’s more exciting.
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Cable guy shows up at woman’s house, masturbates in living room, doesn’t install cable
Porn always makes any in-home service industry job seem so glamorous with the sexy ladies expecting service and ease of casual sex. But cable guy Shane Wheatley learned things just don’t work that way.
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VIDEO: Guy in Spongebob costume detained by LAPD after fight with two women
Initial reports of this incident made a guy in a Spongebob costume seem like the bad guy. But now, thanks to TMZ, we see what really happened when Spongebob had a “brief incident with two women.”
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Man who ate raw meat in a Walmart looks just like you’d expect
Hunkering for a snack? Maybe it’s time to do like Carlisle, Penn.’s Scott Shover and take a bite of a tasty hunk of raw meat.
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Mon encourages daughter’s fight with another girl on Facebook, gets arrested
Long Island mom Daphne Melin probably wanted the best for her daughter, just like any parent. Small problem: Her wanting the best led to escalating a feud between her daughter and another girl, ending in a fight outside an elementary school.
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Bottomless female vampire eats old guy’s face outside a closed Hooters
Everyone loves a crazy girl right? Totally! Up until the point they eat your face outside a Hooters. Such is allegedly the case with 22-year-old Josephine Smith.