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7 year-old drives car, is child
Some kid who totally wasn’t any sort of ethnicity drove his grandmother’s car down MARTIN LUTHER KING BLVD (DING DING) and crashed it. It’s a slow news day, blow me.
Matthew Sands had to look twice at the driver of a red Geo
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Yay more teacher-minor sex!
Everyone’s favorite story of “sort of attractive teacher fs minor” is back! This time, it’s a 29 year-old and a Buffalo high school teacher who were found after going missing for a day.
A missing 14-year-old student and his female teacher both have
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Judges know sexy
Is it a conflict of interest when a judge presiding over an obscenity trial has an EXTREMELY BIZARRE personal site? With porn? More like a conflict of sexy.
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Drunk driving makes for great visuals
There’s awesome, there’s really awesome, and then there’s drunk driver plowing into a bike race in Mexico awesome.
A car has plowed into a bike race along a highway near the US-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.
Police investigator Jose Alfredo
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Fun ways to ruin a girl's prom
Example number 1: Arresting her for her slutty dress.
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Meth seems like good times
Via Buzzfeed comes this awesome campaign in Montana designed to discourage people from using crystal meth.
Who hasn’t had a guy in a flannel shirt boning them on the floor for either money, drugs, or gasoline? Perhaps occasionally a ride.
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Beating up a girl for a YouTube video sounds fun
I’ve longed to be the star of a viral video, but perhaps not like this. Eight teens are accused of planning an attack on a girl for the purposes of making a popular YouTube video.
Eight teenagers have been arrested on charges alleging
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Fun ways to treat the disabled pregnant lady in your life
So this is kind of a tragic story that I will nonetheless attempt to laugh at. A disabled pregnant gal was tortured and held captive in a basement, then beaten with things and getting acid thrown on her. Fun!