Petra Ecclestone outdoes Kim Kardashian with superstar wedding
“…she had opera superstar Andrea Bocelli serenading the guests before the sunset ceremony, rock icon Eric Clapton playing the newlywed’s first dance and none other than The Black Eyed Peas as the dance band.”

Jim Carrey answers critics about “creepy” Emma Stone video
“People often ask me if I’m being funny or serious. The answer is ‘YES’. ?;^]”

Ashlee Simpson “drunk-dialing” ex Pete Wentz
“Ashlee was telling Pete how much she misses him and wants him back.”

Mark & Donnie Wahlberg opening “Wahlburgers” restaurant. No, really.
“It’s a good-sounding brand we could put out the product with, a great name people could relate to.”

Minka Kelly & Ramon Rodriguez more than just costars?
“They have been together long after they need to be for the show.”

Minka Kelly hinting at Derek Jeter split weeks ago?
“I don’t need a man to validate me.”

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux move in together
“Jen and Justin are very excited about living together in their new home.”

Jessica Alba: First photo since delivering baby Haven
“Alba looked calm and collected in a white maxi dress topped with a denim shirt and cross-body bag.”

Jaime Pressly pleads no contest to DUI, will have locking device on her car
“The 34-year-old North Carolina native will have to complete a six-month alcohol education class…”

Bus driver crashes into Dana Delaney — then asks for her autograph
“Only in Hollywood.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Candice Swanepoel in a new photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret’s VSX Sexy Sport

I never thought a magazine as boring as TV Guide could put together a shindig as sexy as this one. I guess they put out a Hot List of some kind so a bunch of the hot celebrity babes thought it would be a good idea to be associated with it. Kayla Ewell, Courteney Cox, Selena Gomez, Julie Benz, Eva LaRue, Amanda Righetti, Dana Delaney, Lisa Edelstein, Morena Baccarin, Vanessa Lengies, Jessica Lucas, Beth Riesgraf, Stephanie Jacobsen, Laura Vandervoort, and Pauley Perrette (in order below) all thought enough of the event to attend. For some reason my invite must have gotten lost in the mail or I totally would have been there as well.

Los Angeles was the host to an awards show the other day. I know, go figure… that never happens. It was something called the Environmental Media Awards. Never heard of it, but it was the 20th rendition of these awards and wouldn’t you know a lot of hot women were in attendance. Babes like Andrea Bowen (who?), Amy Smart (her I know), Caroline D’Amore (very cute), Dana Delaney (also heard of), Dianna Agron (who again? hot though…), Ginnifer Goodwin, Katie Cassidy, Olivia Wilde (in one heck of a great dress), and Emily Van Camp. Man, I love the environment…