Dancing

VIDEO: The Mortal Kombat flash dancers are back

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Remember these guys? Well this time around, their numbers are stronger, there appears to be a budget for fancy effects, and there’s also more than just one song, aka the iconic “Mortal Kombat techno theme”. Read more

VIDEO: In ‘Star Wars: The Old Republic’, dancing like an idiot is even more powerful than the Force

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In Star Wars: The Old Republic, at least for the time being, there’s a glitch in which dancing equals invisibility. If someone is shooting at you, the bullets will simply bounce off, as seen in the following… Read more

VIDEO: Dance battle turns into girl fight, as usual

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When having a traditional Russian dance battle, customs indicate that things must degenerate into a chick fight with shoving, hair pulling, an a daschund wandering across the stage. At least, if we’re going to use this video as cultural anthropology like I intend to. Read more

VIDEO: Russian president dancing like the puppet he is

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Video of Dmitri Medvedev dancing to a 90′s song hit the web last night and it’s spreading like wildfire… if wildfire spread in awkward patterns with dance moves it’s been holding on to for 20 years too long. Read more

VIDEO: Bulldog breaks it down to T.I.

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This dog puts my dance moves to shame. Sure, all he’s doing is waving his head around in the air ala Stevie Wonder without the shades, but his rhythm is so on point it hurts me. And he’s a dog. So there’s that. Only thing left to say here is if you’re planning on making ... Read more

VIDEO: Kid gets his swag on dancing to “Check It Out” in an Apple Store

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This kid is probably the biggest dork in the world for wearing those glasses and singing to will.i.am’s “Check It Out” in public at an Apple Store. But damn if he doesn’t swag his little ass off while the girls behind him look on with their panties on the verge of dropping. Read more

VIDEO: Drunk old dude dances hard to a mediocre band covering Led Zeppelin

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In the annals of drunk old man dancing, there has never been a man quite as capable of shaking his groove thang quite as capably as this old guy. In this clip, an older fellow dances his ass off to a band covering a Led Zeppelin song. And he goes hard. Read more

VIDEO: This interpretive “Dr. Mario” dance is creeping me out

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Far be it for me to discourage someone’s creative endeavors, but this dude’s enthusiastic interpretive dance set to the tune of Nintendo classic “Dr. Mario” is just bizarre. And, for that reason, it’s worth watching. Read more

VIDEO: Pakistani grandpa dances harder than you could ever imagine

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We get thousands of emails a day here on Guyism. And we hear you loud and clear. “Enough of the hot chicks and other silliness,” you say. “Let’s get more dancing old Pakistani men who look like they’re at a rave while performing in their living room.” Done and done. Read more

VIDEO: “Got to Dance” audition looks like an extremely painful seizure

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From what I’ve (half-assedly) researched, Sky’s “Got to Dance” is just another one of the “American Idol”-ish dance shows, like the failure on Paula Abdul’s “Live to Dance” we showed yesterday. But for some reason, they featured this young lady named Happiness performing to Scatman John’s “I’m the Scatman” and the results are absolutely horrifying. Read more

VIDEO: Large white woman’s sexy dance is frightening

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If you like your gals sensual and with enough girth behind them that their dancing can shift the tectonic plates, you’ll love this video of a hefty BBW-ish gal doing some freak dancing with a slim black dude at some outdoor event. We’ve set it to Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” to emphasize the sensuality of ... Read more