Dating

Study: Men spend more when there are less available women

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A new study from the University of Minnesota’s Carlson School of Management says that men spend more as a means of distinguishing themselves as potential mates when there are less women around. Let the money-as-genital-size discussion begin! Read more

Who are you dressing to impress?

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(Hint: The answer *should* be “the author of this post.”) It’s said that a girl dresses for one of two audiences. Staring in her closet each morning, a girl decides who she wants to impress that day – other girls, or guys. Read more

VIDEO: Why men and women can never be just friends

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Independent filmmakers Jesse Budd and Patrick Romero went to Utah State’s campus looking for conclusive evidence on if men and women can be friends. But when he asked men and women individually if they thought men could be friends, the answers reveal pretty conclusively that…yeah, not so much. Read more

Worst post-first date email ever comes from seemingly desperate investment banker

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Some girl named Lauren met a guy named Mike after going to a NYC Philharmonic event alone. They went on, what she called on Reddit’s r/NYC, “ONE, HORRIFIC date.” While Lauren says she wasn’t feeling the vibes, apparently NYC-area investment banker Mike was. Read more

VIDEO: Man proposes to girlfriend on Delta flight because, you know, how romantic

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When I think of places that encourage love, I definitely think of a crowded flight via a crappy commercial carrier. But I’m just a hopeless romantic like that. Read more

This Canadian man has the worst OkCupid profile ever

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Buzzfeed’s Twitter account brought this one to our attention, and it’s one everyone must see. Meet Bill Gronk, owner of what might be the worst online dating profile ever. Read more

VIDEO: Old school relationship advice video is the most cliché thing ever

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Do you like hackneyed jokes about how men are like appliances followed by forced laughter from a studio audience? Then this clip, surfaced on Everything Is Terrible, is a big winner for you. Read more

Old people getting banged out on the Internet more than ever, according to NY Times

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The Internet is a limitless world of wonder and people having sex for your amusement. And sometimes, your nightmares, if we’re to believe this NY Times article on old people “hooking up” on the Internet in record numbers. Read more

Man accused of shoving poisonous snake dung into girlfriend’s mouth gets arrested

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When competing for the imagined crown of World’s Worst Boyfriend, you’ve got to get creative. And one Ohio man did just that as he stands accused of shoveling poisonous snake feces into his girlfriend’s mouth. Read more

6 things every girl is afraid to do in front of her man

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It’s not that we don’t want to spend every single waking moment together — it’s more like we don’t want you to realize that we have flaws, quirks, and normal body functions. Read more

VIDEO: Kid asks out girl in public speaking class, is embarrassed

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Note to any aspiring lotharios out there: Big grand gestures may work in chick flicks and TV shows but in real life, they end in embarrassment. For video evidence, I turn you to this video of a kid asking a girl out during public speaking class. FYI the audio blows so you may have to ... Read more