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Lindsay Lohan is looking for love

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Lindsay Lohan is looking for love

I suck at setting up skits but here we go…what would it look like if single starlet Lindsay Lohan ditched the blow long enough to make an eHarmony profile? Why, I think it might look a little something like this:

It’s hard for a celebrity to find a meaningful

SHOCKING! Young men don't want old ladies

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SHOCKING! Young men don't want old ladies

I'm so f'ing sick of the whole "Cougars on the prowl" nonsense for old ladies with withering vaginas f'ing young guys like it's a regular occurrence, so it's great news to see this article that debunks the myth. Turns out young men...not so interested in actually dating old bitches.

Ladies, this man is single

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Ladies, this man is single

Via HolyTaco comes this maybe/probably fake video from some guy to his ex. And it’s funny if it’s real. Less funny if not. Whatever, look moving pictures with sound!

If some girl had broken up with me and I wanted her back (which would never happen

This kid takes prom seriously

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This kid takes prom seriously

High school is a great time in a man's life, especially today when the girls are easy and still require about as much romantic effort as I require to pleasure myself (basically just kind of being there and not causing hemorrhaging). But this kid is ruining it for everyone with his unnecessary teenage

Narcolepsy looks fun

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Narcolepsy looks fun

I don’t know if it’s because I’m particularly tired today or what but this video in which a narcoleptic girl passes out sure appealed to me. Skip to 0:53 for the money shot.

I don’t know that I could deal with a girlfriend who had narcolepsy. I mean I’m

How to win at Internet dating

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How to win at Internet dating

Women are always talking about how they love honesty and whatever, so this rejected application from eHarmony just seems unfair.