Fresh off his appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” the other night, pop sensation Justin Bieber made his way Madison Square Garden for the Knicks game.

And lo and behold, we have proof that he’s just as horned-up as every other teenager out there.

Fresh off his appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” the other night, pop sensation Justin Bieber made his way Madison Square Garden for the Knicks game.

And lo and behold, we have proof that he’s just as horned-up as every other teenager out there.

It appears the 16-year old has moved on from young girls chasing him around in hotels and malls across the country to more mature women like New York Knicks cheerleaders. Don’t worry Justin, you’re not the first celeb to get his hand caught in the cookie jar. David Beckham is way, way ahead of you.

Step aside Lingerie Football League, the MLS has their own version of scantily clad athletes. After cutting his finger during a game against FC Dallas, David Beckham was forced to change his bloodied uniform. Regretfully, he did so in front of ]]>

Step aside Lingerie Football League, the MLS has their own version of scantily clad athletes. After cutting his finger during a game against FC Dallas, David Beckham was forced to change his bloodied uniform. Regretfully, he did so in front of thousands of fans. There’s a Bend it like Beckham joke here, however, I’m not clever enough to come up with one that is less than X-rated.

By the way, a sincere apology to all of our male readers. I’m sure you woke up this morning hoping to see pics of female celebs with some witty writing and here I go dropping Beckham’s briefs on you. At the very least, this will help Guyism in its attempt to corner the 18-34 female tomboy demographic. Yes, your welcome ladies–feel free to pay us back by entering our Halloween Costume Contest.

Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports.

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Seven minutes into the Serbia-Italy soccer match, all hell broke loose. Fireworks and flares were thrown on the field and barriers were broken in what police described as a calculated riot. After it ]]>

Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports.

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Seven minutes into the Serbia-Italy soccer match, all hell broke loose. Fireworks and flares were thrown on the field and barriers were broken in what police described as a calculated riot. After it was all said and done 17 were interested including the Serbian ringleader. As always, soccer always seems to bring out the best in people.

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The Red Wings’ Kirk Maltby finally decided to call it quits after 16 years in the NHL. And what a ride it’s been for the gritty forward–908 games played and more importantly, a key role player in the Wings 4 Stanley Cup runs. Maltby was demoted to the minors just a few days ago but opted instead to retire and focus on his family.

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Cliff Lee’s 11 strikeouts proved to be the deciding factor in the Rangers victory over the Rays last night. The win vaulted them into a showdown for a trip to the World Series with the Yankees. Lee will need to be just as efficient as the Yankees who boast a much more powerful lineup. Our prediction? Yankees in 6.

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England is using “soccer ambassador” David Beckham to try and get the 2018 World Cup. Organizers aren’t sold that England possesses the right criteria to host the event. Nevermind that South Africa was one of the poorest countries in the world and had little to no soccer infrastructure just a few years before the 2010 World Cup. Politics is a dirty game and it appears FIFA is mired in it.

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Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf called it quits almost 9 years ago from the NBA. But now after 586 regular season games, he is making a return….to the BJ-league. Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you. The BJ league is Japan’s equivalent to the NBA. And 41-year old Rauf will call Kyoto his home for the time being. But yea, BJ…thanks Japan. You provide quality porn and laughs in the morning.

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“Confessions of an agent” will hit the news stands later this week but you can read Josh Luch’s account online. In one of the more damning pieces in quite awhile, Luchs details how he gave more than 30 players money in an attempt to get them as a client. Amongst those listed Mel Kiper, Jeremy Shockey, and Jonathan Ogden. If you do nothing else today, read it. Compelling stuff.

David Beckham is taking legal action against In Touch magazine after they published a prostitute’s detailed affair with him. A woman named Irma Nici alleges that she met with Beckham on five different occasions to have sex. She remembers it fondly rating him as a 7.5. ]]>

David Beckham is taking legal action against In Touch magazine after they published a prostitute’s detailed affair with him. A woman named Irma Nici alleges that she met with Beckham on five different occasions to have sex. She remembers it fondly rating him as a 7.5. Apparently, he really knew how to bend it.

Irma claims that after agreeing on a price of $10,000 to stay the night, the two spent the next hour engaged in steamy foreplay. Irma says she then “whipped out” a condom and the two had sex for 15 minutes, but it was “nothing freaky,” she remembers. “He was very gentle and kind.” On a scale of 1 to 10, Irma rates David a 7½ as a lover. “He knew what he was doing.” She also recalls that David used lotion from the hotel bathroom to pleasure himself. “It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!”

To make matters worse for Beckham, former Elliot Spitzer madam Kristin Davis is backing up Nici’s story. She claims that she collaborated with the prostitute to get another girl for a threesome.

So it’s the word of a hooker + a madam vs. the word of an English soccer star. Given the Brit footballers’ affinity for whores these days, this is probably not going to end well for Becks. At the very least, we’re thankful that he’s moved on from ogling cheerleaders to allegedly banging busty tramps. I was getting worried there for awhile.

I swear I didn’t mean to make this “Star Wars Friday,” but here’s a new Adidas commercial featuring Snoop Dog laying dudes out with a lightsaber. Oasis, David Beckham, Daft Punk and that kid from all the Judd Apatow movies are all in it as well.

The only thing ]]>

I swear I didn’t mean to make this “Star Wars Friday,” but here’s a new Adidas commercial featuring Snoop Dog laying dudes out with a lightsaber. Oasis, David Beckham, Daft Punk and that kid from all the Judd Apatow movies are all in it as well.

The only thing it is missing is this bear…

and Bo Jackson, and it would have been the best commercial in the history of shoes.

It’s not surprising to me that a British tabloid would comment on the sex life of one of it’s biggest stars, it’s their naivety that is a bit more disturbing. David Beckham, who tore his Achilles tendon recently is recovering with a cast on ]]>

It’s not surprising to me that a British tabloid would comment on the sex life of one of it’s biggest stars, it’s their naivety that is a bit more disturbing. David Beckham, who tore his Achilles tendon recently is recovering with a cast on his leg and presumably, he has to wear it 24 hours a day until the injury is healed. And according to the Daily Star, he must now sit completely still which prevents him from having sex with wife, Victoria.

Lazy men be damned.

“But there are major disadvantages, including having to wear it in bed.

“As a result he has to lie flat on his back in bed and not move, otherwise he could cause further damage!

“So there’ll certainly be no action between the sheets with Victoria until it comes off.”

And the doctors have warned him not to get the boot wet, so baths and showers are a no-no.

I’m not going to provide a “How-to” on sex in this post, although, I’m tempted to discuss the pro’s and con’s of doggy-style technique on one leg. That would certainly aide Mr. Beckham in his sexual troubles. Not that he needs any advice, apparently if he can’t have sex lying down, him and Posh must be trying out some Kama-Sutra stuff I’ve never even seen. Although, I’m sure South Park’s Mr. Garrison can fill us in on some of the terminology.

DAVID AND VICTORIA BECKHAM’S 3 MONTH SEX BAN {The Daily Star}
Forget England’s World Cup Hopes; How About Posh And Becks’ Sex Life? {Deadspin}

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We have two terrific prizes to give away today! ]]>

WE HAVE OUR WINNERS! I will have some more stuff give away real soon so be sure to come on back!

NOTE — IF ANY PRIZE GOES UNCLAIMED FOR TWO WEEKS, WE WILL HOLD ANOTHER CONTEST TO DETERMINE A NEW WINNER.

We have two terrific prizes to give away today! Top two captions to the photo below win a prize. First place gets first choice, second place gets second choice.

(NOTE: Winners in the last 30 days are ineligible to win these prizes. Anonymous entries will be ignored.)

Prize #1: Role of a Lifetime
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Millions of viewers know James Brown as a sports commentator and former athlete. With Role of a Lifetime, James reveals a different side of his character. Brown rose from a middle-class home to earn a scholarship to Harvard and a chance at a professional sports career before moving on to broadcast journalism. Part memoir and part self-help, this book draws on James’s lessons from his faith and life experiences to guide readers to find fulfillment and significance.

Wonderful book that will inspire anyone who reads it. – on 205th magazine

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With an intricate marketing plan, a brilliant media roll-out for Becks and Posh–which included an SI cover, an NBC special, a glitz-laden Hollywood party “welcoming the Beckhams to the upper stratosphere of Hollywood”, and a Galaxy debut in front of 19 ESPN cameras—the Beckham Era would test the soccer star’s unique blend of raging celebrity and athletic virtuosity. The Beckham Experiment would pit the entertainment world against the sports world and heap magnificent amounts of pressure on the man who stood with one cleated foot in each arena. Unbeknownst to all but the icon himself, the fate of the Beckham roll-out rested on the damaged left ankle of the English superstar. His slow start would be a recipe for disaster and, as the world watched, a highly-orchestrated three-ring circus began.

I hate soccer and even I couldn’t put this book down. Fascinating stuff. – on 205th magazine

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WE HAVE OUR WINNERS! I will have some more stuff give away real soon so be sure to come on back!

NOTE — IF ANY PRIZE GOES UNCLAIMED FOR TWO WEEKS, WE WILL HOLD ANOTHER CONTEST TO DETERMINE A NEW WINNER.

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WE HAVE OUR WINNERS! I will have some more stuff give away real soon so be sure to come on back!

NOTE — IF ANY PRIZE GOES UNCLAIMED FOR TWO WEEKS, WE WILL HOLD ANOTHER CONTEST TO DETERMINE A NEW WINNER.

We have three prizes to giveaway today! Top three captions to the photo below win a prize. First place gets first choice, second place gets second choice, and so on…

(NOTE: Winners in the last 30 days are ineligible to win these prizes. Anonymous entries will be ignored.)

Prize #1: The Beckham Experiment: How the World’s Most Famous Athlete Tried to Conquer America
List price: $24.99

With an intricate marketing plan, a brilliant media roll-out for Becks and Posh–which included an SI cover, an NBC special, a glitz-laden Hollywood party “welcoming the Beckhams to the upper stratosphere of Hollywood”, and a Galaxy debut in front of 19 ESPN cameras—the Beckham Era would test the soccer star’s unique blend of raging celebrity and athletic virtuosity. The Beckham Experiment would pit the entertainment world against the sports world and heap magnificent amounts of pressure on the man who stood with one cleated foot in each arena.

Unbeknownst to all but the icon himself, the fate of the Beckham roll-out rested on the damaged left ankle of the English superstar. His slow start would be a recipe for disaster and, as the world watched, a highly-orchestrated three-ring circus began.

I hate soccer and even I couldn’t put this book down. Fascinating stuff. – on 205th magazine

Prize #2: Serena Williams: On The Line
List price: $26.99

From growing up in the tough, hardscrabble neighborhood of Compton, California, to being trained by her father on public tennis courts littered with broken glass and drug paraphernalia, to becoming the top women’s player in the world, Serena has proven to be an inspiration to her legions of fans both young and old. Her accomplishments have not been without struggle: being derailed by injury, devastated by the tragic shooting of her older sister, and criticized for her unorthodox approach to tennis. Yet somehow, Serena always manages to prevail. Both on the court and off, she’s applied the strength and determination that helped her to become a champion to successful pursuits in philanthropy, fashion, television and film. In this compelling and poignant memoir, Serena takes an empowering look at her extraordinary life and what is still to come.

A great look behind one of the most famous and most successful tennis players in the history of the sport. – on 205th magazine

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Word on the street is that Victoria Beckham wants to be a cheerleader….equipped with pom poms, short skirts and and a halter top…

And considering her husband’s wandering eye and affinity for girls in uniforms, can you blame her?

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David Beckham explains the meaning of the word persistent on Sesame Street and Elmo steals the show. LIKE THAT WOULD BE HARD TO DO…

Furthering my notion that the whole purpose of the ESPY’s is so that the male staff of ESPN can hang with hot ‘tang is this batch of pics.

Are you really telling me these chicks are there for their love of sports? And could someone tell ]]>

Furthering my notion that the whole purpose of the ESPY’s is so that the male staff of ESPN can hang with hot ‘tang is this batch of pics.

Are you really telling me these chicks are there for their love of sports? And could someone tell me why Kourtney Kardashian and Brady Quinn got invites to this thing? They have absolutely no connection to sports whatsoever.

UPDATE: The ESPY’s even have bodypainted chicks, thus cementing my notion.

If you are David Beckham’s son, life is pretty damn good. Not only do you get to go to Lakers games and sit in the front row and ogle hot cheerleaders. Apparently you also get to date the Sexiest Woman in the World’s daughter. ]]>

If you are David Beckham’s son, life is pretty damn good. Not only do you get to go to Lakers games and sit in the front row and ogle hot cheerleaders. Apparently you also get to date the Sexiest Woman in the World’s daughter. Who cares if they’re only nine?

Kate Beckinsale has given the go-ahead for her nine-year-old daughter to date Posh and Becks’ oldest son.

She said: “I am dreading the day Lily brings home a boy.

“But she and the Beckham boys get on really well. So if she did have to have a boyfriend, then I suppose Brooklyn would get my seal of approval!”

Meanwhile, Victoria Beckham is doing her alien-best to make sure that we the people of earth do not get to have as much joy as possible.

Victoria Beckham helps her mates when she can, and new pal Kate Beckinsale is no exception.

Kate said: “She gave me nipple covers. You don’t want your little peas sticking out, do you?”

Damn you, Tom Cruise!!

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While you know that I don’t care for soccer all that much, I am impressed with feats of athleticism of any kind, and David Beckham scoring from 70 yards out is pretty cool. This was against the Kansas City Wizards on Saturday the 24th. ]]>

While you know that I don’t care for soccer all that much, I am impressed with feats of athleticism of any kind, and David Beckham scoring from 70 yards out is pretty cool. This was against the Kansas City Wizards on Saturday the 24th. I am pretty sure you weren’t watching when it happened so I thought you might get a kick out of it (PUN!). (And if you were watching when it happened… well, then, I’m sorry.)

Oh yeah, be sure to enter to win a day out with Becks. I am sure it will include lots of good ogling of cheerleaders at the very least. That, or a lawsuit. One of those things.