Death

VIDEO: NMA’s take on the dead gamer found at an internet cafe is terrifying

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Usually the Taiwanese CGI news crew’s take on current events, no matter how morbid, are played for laughs. I guess whomever is in charge of the funny has the day off or something. Read more

That marathon session of gaming can actually kill you

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It’s the stuff you used to only hear about in China or South Korea. A gamer from the UK recently passed away, due to him doing what he loved to do, just way too much of it. Read more

British tourist dies after butt implant procedure at Philly hotel

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Keyra Augustina is an example of what an oversized booty may look like.

Police are seeking a woman for questioning after a 20-year-old student from the UK died in a Philadelphia Hampton Inn hotel after a butt implant injection procedure. Read more

VIDEO: Dead guy displayed on motorcycle for his wake

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Wakes are kind of an odd thing. I know it’s an important part of closure, but I don’t know how seeing a usually doll-looking corpse helps you close the loop. Well, one Puerto Rico family went outside the box, putting their recently slain relative David Morales Colón riding a motorcycle he was given by his ... Read more

Two women attempt to bring dead body, wearing sunglasses, on plane

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When somebody dies, it’s a traumatic situation for everyone who loves them. We all know that. But we all cope in different ways. You or I may cry. And these two British women decided to fly a dead guy to Germany by saying he was sleeping and putting sunglasses over his eyes. It all makes ... Read more

Man commits suicide by stabbing himself in groin with souvenir pencil

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Suicide is a terrible thing no matter how you slice it. But apparently there’s a way to make it even worse than the traditional pill overdose or noose…you could do like one UK man allegedly did and stab yourself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo-sized novelty pencil. Read more

Actress Brittany Murphy, 32, found dead

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Actress Brittany Murphy, 32, died this morning from what is being called cardiac arrest. Reports the New York Daily News… The troubled starlet went into full cardiac arrest early Sunday and could not be revived, according to a hospital spokeswoman. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Dogs bite people sometimes and, if it’s bad enough, the dog might get put down. It’s sad, but so are a lot of things. But what about when your partially blind dog bites your husband so bad that he dies? Well, if you’re this British woman, you go, “Eh, it happens” and keep the dog. Read more

A mid-day laugh: The deaths of Kenny

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Every death of Kenny from South Park seasons one through five. I wish they would kill him off more than they do now because these were really freaking funny. Read more

Interlude: And he was arrested?

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NFL: Chargers’ Merriman denies choking Tila TequilaNFL: Giants think ex-teammate spilling secrets to ‘SkinsMMA: Gina Carano has reportedly landed a movie roleNASCAR: Teams racing to put package together for PatrickHORSE RACING: More than 1,200 horses killed at tracks in 2008MLB: Pitcher Kershaw injured by outfield wall during batting practiceHSBB: Teen baseball player shoots coach after ... Read more

Bears bite the hand, and body, that feeds them

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Bears are wild animals, but it’s easy to forget that when they’re being cool and allowing you to feed them. Then ironically it becomes easy to remember it when the bears are eating you alive in your backyard. Life is silly like that sometimes. Read more