Delicious foods

VIDEO: The line at the new In-N-Out in Texas is quite long

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I lived in Los Angeles for four years and pounded back my fair share of In-N-Out burgers in that period. But this line at an opening of Texas’s first In-N-Out is downright ungodly. Read more

8 fast food items that will ensure you die of a heart attack

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Fast food is an American way of life. And so are heart attacks and obesity, giving the U.S. of A. top bragging rights. We love to bash the fast food industry in films and books like Super Size Me and Fast Food Nation. However, at 3am after a night of throwing back two-for-one well drinks, nothing really sounds better than a greasy burger. Read more

VIDEO: The Breakfast Fortress is probably the most disgusting concept ever

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I feel like we’ve posted more videos from the Epic Meal Time crew than we ever have anyone else, but hey, they keep upping the ante so we kind of have to keep doing it until they kill themselves. This time, a whole bunch of deep fried and seemingly delicious breakfast items combined to make ... Read more

Florida woman accused of assaulting boyfriend with tamales

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Oh lovers’ quarrels…sometimes they end in passionate sex, other times they end in a woman assaulting her boyfriend with a plate of tamales. Such is the case with Adyan Sanchez, who’s now behind bars for her tamale assault. Read more

Man gets shot in groin twice, eats sandwich before hospital visit

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I’m not sure there’s much more you need to know about the absurdity of this story other than the headline, but a New Haven, Connecticut man who took two bullets to the groin stopped to eat a sandwich before finally heading to the emergency room. Read more

This is a portrait of Mario made out of toast

There are so many odd little projects online that people undertake just for fun. Some seem silly, others are clearly transcendent works of art that society just isn’t ready for. You take a guess as to which category this Mario made out of toast falls under. Read more

Fifth grader gets in trouble for pot-laced Fruity Pebbles at school

A California-area fifth grader found himself in trouble for bringing a box of Fruity Pebbles into school. Unfortunately, the problem wasn’t that he didn’t bring enough for the whole class, but rather that the Fruity Pebbles were from his sister’s purchase at a nearby medical marijuana shop. No wonder Barney wanted them so desperately. Read more

140-year-old hot dog found at Coney Island

In the annals of archaeological finds, there have been all sorts of great things unearthed…dinosaur bones, human skeletons, and now a 140-year-old hot dog encased in a block of ice underneath the ground where the original Coney Island hot dog stand was created. All hail our new King of Hot Dogs. Read more

Another woman sues McDonald’s for hot coffee spill

When people decry lawyers and frivolous lawsuits, fairly or not, the first thing they point to is the 1994 “hot coffee being spilled on an old lady’s lap” suit that ended up settling for about $600,000. But people continue to be incompetent, so finally, we can relive the excitement: Another woman, this time in Oregon, ... Read more

Puppets have an important lesson for you about healthy eating

Okay, this video is literally just a viral video for some food place in NYC that I’ve never been to and that isn’t paying me to play this. But man, if you’re going to do a viral video for your health food store, you’ve got to do it like this. Faux muppets, profanity…I can’t see ... Read more

You may want to avoid the hot dogs in China

Far be it from me to judge another country’s delicacies, but it seems as though the Chinese spin on a traditional hot dog might leave you with more problems than you bargained for. Read more