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Bad idea, Cheerios

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Bad idea, Cheerios

I eat Honey Nut Cheerios quite often, but I can’t say that I’m a huge believer in Apple Cinnamon Cheerios’ latest cross-promotional coupon. It wants not for outside-the-box thinking, but definitely could have been a bit less, uh, awful.

JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING ICE CREAM, DUDE

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JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING ICE CREAM, DUDE

Everyone loves ice cream and everyone loves dirty Turkish street vendors. So when you combine those two factors, you can see why this video is so enjoyable and frustrating at the same time.

I get that, as a business, you need to have a little pizazz to stand out.

Pimp pays teenage prostitute with McNuggets

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Pimp pays teenage prostitute with McNuggets

Many have echoed the sentiments behind the expression “Pimpin’ ain’t easy.” Well, apparently it is, presuming you have enough chicken nuggets (up until the going to jail part).

The classiest marriage ever in Kentucky

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The classiest marriage ever in Kentucky

White Castles are known for their romantic mystique, so it’s no shocker that a couple getting married met there. The memory was so great that they opted to get married there. Class.

Maybe we can all stop the bacon thing now

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Maybe we can all stop the bacon thing now

The Internet is crazy about bacon. I like bacon, bacon cheeseburgers, bacon and eggs, whatever but I hardly think it's worth fetishizing. So anyway, since I don't agree with something, I have to ruin it for everyone else (see: the