Dirtiest Names

Somebody named their child “Just-in’love Smith”

At first, I thought this was a joke. Receiving this tip in my email, I was sure the guy was pulling my leg.  But after a quick Google search, turns out, its true. Just-in’ Love Smith is an actual person, playing for the Siena Saints. According to his player profile on the official Siena site, ... Read more

DIRTY NAMES IN BASEBALL

YepYep reminds us of some of our favorite “dirty names” in baseball. Made us at Guyism remember our dirty names tournament that we ran several years ago when Rusty Kuntz defeated Ivana Mandic.A hell of an upset Read more

RUSTY KUNTZ IS YOUR WINNER!!

He battled, he fought hard, he prospered against the likes of Cox, Puseys, and Dicks. And in the end he overcame all odds as a 3 seed and defeated Ivana Mandic in the Championship of the Dirtiest Name in Sports Tournament. Rusty Kuntz, I congratulate you. You might have been an average baseball player, but ... Read more

DIRTIEST NAME IN SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIP

And we’ve reached the Finals: And surprise, surprise, two 3 seeds made it. Rusty Kuntz and Ivana Mandic. I’m sure many people thought that these two were seeded incorrectly, but nevertheless, they’ve advanced. So now, place your vote. Do you like Mandic or are you a fan of Kuntz? (3) RUSTY KUNTZ (3) IVANA MANDIC Read more

DIRTIEST NAMES IN SPORTS: FINAL FOUR

It would only seem fitting that our first matchup is Cox vs Kuntz. I swear I did not set it up like that. In fact, I’m still surprised Lucious Pusey didn’t win this thing. And Pete LaCock was a personal favorite as well. In our second matchup, Kyle Sackrider came out of nowhere as a ... Read more

DIRTIEST NAME IN SPORTS: ELITE 8

Dont Call Me Richard Bracket (1) DICK TRICKLE (2) CHUBBY COX “Come” Closer Please Bracket (1) LUCIOS PUSEY (3) RUSTY KUNTZ Is that offensive in English Bracket (1) MANLI WANG (3) IVANA MANDIC Watch the Cornhole Bracket (5) KYLE SACKRIDER (3) BUTTS WAGNER Read more

DIRTIEST NAME IN SPORTS: PART 2 CONTINUED…..

Huge upset as Longar Longar felt he was seeded too low and blew out Rimas Kaukenas… Is that offensive in English Bracket (1) MANLI WANG (5) ASSOL SLIVETS (7) LONGAR LONGAR (3) IVANA MANDIC Watch the Cornhole Bracket (1) CHIEF BENDER (5) KYLE SACKRIDER (2) WOODY HELD (3) BUTTS WAGNER Read more

DIRTIEST NAME IN SPORTS: ROUND 2

No big upsets from these first two brackets. I have a feeling there will be some tough calls this round. A little surprised Ron Tugnutt did not move on. Stay tuned for the bottom two brackets…. Vote away! Dont Call Me Richard Bracket (1) DICK TRICKLE (4) JOHNNY DICKSHOT (2) CHUBBY COX (3) DICK BUTKUS ... Read more

DIRTIEST NAME IN SPORTS CONTINUED…

The Dirtiest Name in Sports Tournament has received more than 45,000 votes. Voting ends tonight so make sure your vote counts. THE DON’T CALL ME RICHARD BRACKET “COME” CLOSER PLEASE BRACKET IS THAT OFFENSIVE IN ENGLISH BRACKET WATCH THE CORNHOLE BRACKET Read more

THE DIRTIEST NAME IN SPORTS TOURNAMENT: PART 4

WATCH THE CORNHOLE BRACKET (1) CHIEF BENDER (8) PANTS ROWLAND (4) BJ JOHNSON (5) KYLE SACKRIDER (2) WOODY HELD (7) TYSON SEXSMITH (3) BUTTS WAGNER (6) NICKY BUTT References DeadspinESPNFlumesdayWikipediaBaseball Reference Read more

THE DIRTIEST NAME IN SPORTS TOURNAMENT: PART 3

IS THAT OFFENSIVE IN ENGLISH BRACKET….. (1) MANLI WANG (8) DEAN WINDASS (4) IRINA SLUTSKAYA (5) ASSOL SLIVETS (2) RIMAS KAUKENAS (7) LONGAR LONGAR (3) IVANA MANDIC (6) KAKA Read more