Disappointments
Disappointments
Honestly, fuck Salma Hayek
From the debut of some game called Hollywood Dominos, clearly an event worth recording.
Disappointments
Fat girls more likely to have sex than non-fatties
A new study has shaken the foundations of science and sexuality, primarily due to the shift of fat women rushing to hand in their surveys. A new study shows that fat chicks are more likely to be getting laid than thin ones.
Disappointments
Whew, good thing this sign was here
I am easily confused but fortunately, helpful people exist to keep me from doing silly things. Like feeding inanimate objects.
Man, that sign really helped me out. Otherwise I would have just been throwing peanuts at his mouth, staring at him and going, “WHYYYYY!!?!??!” And I