Disappointments

Woody Harrelson married a sea monster

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Woody Harrelson is a pretty famous dude, so it’s pretty admirable and simultaneously completely disgusting that he got married this past weekend. Why is it disgusting? Look: Read more

Leelee Sobieski needs to loosen up

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From the opening of a new Dolce and Gabbana store in Los Angeles. Read more

I no longer have any desire for Rose McGowan

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I used to think Rose McGowan was hot (for example, when her huge breasts got her stuck in the garage door in Scream) but no more. Take a peak at her “new look”. Read more

Honestly, fuck Salma Hayek

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From the debut of some game called Hollywood Dominos, clearly an event worth recording. Read more

Fat girls more likely to have sex than non-fatties

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A new study has shaken the foundations of science and sexuality, primarily due to the shift of fat women rushing to hand in their surveys. A new study shows that fat chicks are more likely to be getting laid than thin ones. Read more

Whew, good thing this sign was here

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I am easily confused but fortunately, helpful people exist to keep me from doing silly things. Like feeding inanimate objects. Man, that sign really helped me out. Otherwise I would have just been throwing peanuts at his mouth, staring at him and going, “WHYYYYY!!?!??!” And I probably would have punched him and hurt my fist, ... Read more