Disappointments

Honestly, fuck Salma Hayek

Disappointments

Honestly, fuck Salma Hayek

From the debut of some game called Hollywood Dominos, clearly an event worth recording.

Fat girls more likely to have sex than non-fatties

Disappointments

Fat girls more likely to have sex than non-fatties

A new study has shaken the foundations of science and sexuality, primarily due to the shift of fat women rushing to hand in their surveys. A new study shows that fat chicks are more likely to be getting laid than thin ones.

Whew, good thing this sign was here

Disappointments

Whew, good thing this sign was here

I am easily confused but fortunately, helpful people exist to keep me from doing silly things. Like feeding inanimate objects.

Man, that sign really helped me out. Otherwise I would have just been throwing peanuts at his mouth, staring at him and going, “WHYYYYY!!?!??!” And I