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VIDEO: Bootleg NES ‘The Lion King’ is pretty much the most morbid thing ever

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At this point, it’s hard to be shocked with whatever rom hackers come up with, but everyone once in a while comes something that breaks new ground. Read more

VIDEO: The news as illustrated by Angry Birds & audio from an old Disney cartoon

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If only CNN and Fox News could deliver the news as effectively. Read more

VIDEO: Guy creates a one man Disney movie song medley

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Do you like men recreating popular songs from Disney movies, playing all the parts both male and female, and doing it in the most musical-ish way possible? No? Well how about you watch this anyway. This Nick Pitera dude is damned impressive with his performance. Read more

Quote of the Day

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A story starting to make the rounds today involves a Disney employee dressed up as Donald Duck, a photo taken with a park goer, and a little inappropriate groping via Donald’s hands after the photo is taken. All the ingredients for a fine Quote of the Day. Read more

You can buy a (sick) Tron Lightcycle

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After almost 30 years, Disney is releasing a followup to its groundbreaking film Tron and to help promote it they are building non-functioning, prop Lightcycles.Well this guy is on EBAY is selling  functioning Lightcycles and from the looks of it they’re worth every penny. Read more

Today’s highest paid kid entertainers

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As if you didn’t feel bad enough about going to work today, the New York Post has a list of the highest paid kids in show business.  Surprise! It’s mostly Disney kids. Read more

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: More celebrity sexts??

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Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week… Read more

Disney’s princesses teach girls the right lessons

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Via Contexts.org comes this breakdown of Disney’s princesses and the subtext behind their existences. Needless to say, the hidden messages might not be as charming as singing tea pots would lead you to believe. Read more

Minnie Mouse is easy

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Gross: Groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume in Toon Town at Disneyworld. Grosser: The chick in the costume didn’t run away out of fear she’d lose her job for breaking character. Read more

Goofy teaches you how to play baseball

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Baseball season is kicking off today so here’s a helpful reminder of the basics of the game, as taught to you by an eight foot tall retarded dog. Enjoy. Unfortunately this was shot before the times of performance enhancing drugs leading to 700 foot home runs, acne-filled backs, and more objects going into bare behinds ... Read more

Mickey Mouse's pimp hand is so strong

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I don’t think I’m breaking new ground here when I say that South Park is a brilliant show. But last night’s episode, the first in its current half-season, about the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings was phenomenal. I kind of hate the Jonas Brothers but not for the same reasons everyone else does. Their ... Read more