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Minnie Mouse is easy

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Minnie Mouse is easy

Gross: Groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume in Toon Town at Disneyworld. Grosser: The chick in the costume didn’t run away out of fear she’d lose her job for breaking character.

Goofy teaches you how to play baseball

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Goofy teaches you how to play baseball

Baseball season is kicking off today so here’s a helpful reminder of the basics of the game, as taught to you by an eight foot tall retarded dog. Enjoy.

Unfortunately this was shot before the times of performance enhancing drugs leading to 700 foot home runs, acne-filled backs, and

Mickey Mouse's pimp hand is so strong

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Mickey Mouse's pimp hand is so strong

I don’t think I’m breaking new ground here when I say that South Park is a brilliant show. But last night’s episode, the first in its current half-season, about the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings was phenomenal.

I kind of hate the Jonas Brothers but not for the

Disney hates women

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Disney hates women

This letter supposedly comes from 1938 when a woman applied for a job as an animator at Disney. The audacity!