Video via You Been Blinded

Ron Artest apparently never read the Patches O’Houlihan guide to Dodgeball.

“If you’re going to become true dodgeballers, then you’ve got to learn the five d’s of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!”

Oh Ron, you’re about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop

(ok, no more Dodgeball references, I swear)

Of course, without the slo-mo it’d just be pointless…

H/T: Brahsome

This first one comes from a site of hot chicks doing extreme sports called XXtreeme.com (sort of SFW, theoretically). I think you have to reward people who really stick to a niche.

This one sort of looks like my apartment on Friday nights in which I make the women compete in gladiator-esque fights to the death for the rights to be romanced by me. Only this is with actual women instead of stuffed animals.

This one is from something called MILFmania, created by some rock station in Orlando. I’m not going to say that this is the greatest rock station ever, but it’s probably the greatest rock station ever. Yes I can get my “rock block” and my “Get the Led Out Tuesdays” from any K-Rock or whatever around the country. But can I get MILFs playing beach dodgeball at all of those? DOUBTFUL. Who cares that they probably haven’t been fertile since Quiet Riot was culturally relevant?

Stripper dodgeball is, well, exactly what it sounds. In this crazy work-a-day world, who has time for false advertisement? Skip to 1:45 in to save yourself from the rest of the Spike TV nonsense.

Skip all the way to the end for this one. “There isn’t much hotness in this one,” you say. Well, if it’s wrong to find a woman getting knocked unconscious to the floor by a rubber ball “hot”, then I don’t want to be right. Or convicted. Note: She totally didn’t actually break her neck like the video claims. A dodgeball hurts, sure, but you’d have to be made of Teddy Grahams to get bones broken by one.

BONUS: The sexiest video of all perhaps. Big boobs, bikinis, balls flying. Too bad it’s all dudes. But hey, if you take that out of the equation…niiiiiice.