Adorable dog incompetence rules the day as this puppy tries to carry a rake in the house only to be repeatedly denied by the door frames’ constricting width.

Clearly this Sideshow Bob-like dog isn’t German or Japanese. “How do we get this new car to run?” “Well, ]]>

Adorable dog incompetence rules the day as this puppy tries to carry a rake in the house only to be repeatedly denied by the door frames’ constricting width.

Clearly this Sideshow Bob-like dog isn’t German or Japanese. “How do we get this new car to run?” “Well, it’s obvious, Helmut. We must turn in a circle then immediately repeat the same action. That is how all things in engineering must function.”

Stay strong, Max. If you keep working hard, you can achieve anything!

Do you find Siberian huskies to be adorable but generally lacking in objects stuck on their heads? Look no further than this puppy who somehow ended up trapped in a box.

The owner guy going “What are you doing, Mr. Puff?” deserves all of the accidental dog-testicle ]]>

Do you find Siberian huskies to be adorable but generally lacking in objects stuck on their heads? Look no further than this puppy who somehow ended up trapped in a box.

The owner guy going “What are you doing, Mr. Puff?” deserves all of the accidental dog-testicle squishing that will occur over the next decade just for that one moment.

In this video, a little girl teaches her new dog how to poop. It is the most adorable thing you’ll see today (unless you think about the poop..don’t think about the poop).

This dog learned a valuable lesson today. Otherwise he would have gone through life unable ]]>

In this video, a little girl teaches her new dog how to poop. It is the most adorable thing you’ll see today (unless you think about the poop..don’t think about the poop).

This dog learned a valuable lesson today. Otherwise he would have gone through life unable to poop. If there’s one thing dogs are known for, it’s their reluctance to defecate anywhere and everywhere. This little girl may have just saved this puppy’s life.

This is Boomer, a pit bull. He doesn’t want to take a bath. And his reaction to being asked about taking one is the funniest thing you’ll see today.

I respect this dog’s philosophy on life. Screw that whole “make lemonade” mantra…when life hands you lemons, you should sprint away, ]]>

This is Boomer, a pit bull. He doesn’t want to take a bath. And his reaction to being asked about taking one is the funniest thing you’ll see today.

I respect this dog’s philosophy on life. Screw that whole “make lemonade” mantra…when life hands you lemons, you should sprint away, only to return and pose adorably when those problems disappear. You’re the man now, dog.

It’s Friday and obviously that means we’re going to inundate you with lazy dog videos. In this one, an adorable dog named Stormy videobombs an anchor during the newscast.

And they say journalism is dead. That dog deserves a Pulitzer. His report on the strange odors coming from his rectum ]]>

It’s Friday and obviously that means we’re going to inundate you with lazy dog videos. In this one, an adorable dog named Stormy videobombs an anchor during the newscast.

And they say journalism is dead. That dog deserves a Pulitzer. His report on the strange odors coming from his rectum was compelling and heartwrenching.

The dog in this video has a habit that’s adorable: He wants his paw held while driving. But it gets less adorable every time he does it.

Dog, you’re a little clingy. It’s not you, dog, it’s me. Specifically, it’s me not wanting to careen off a ]]>

The dog in this video has a habit that’s adorable: He wants his paw held while driving. But it gets less adorable every time he does it.

Dog, you’re a little clingy. It’s not you, dog, it’s me. Specifically, it’s me not wanting to careen off a cliff because you needed your paw held. Still cute, though!

YouTube makeup tutorials are one of those things on their site that get crazy amounts of views for no particular reason. But after girls have been turned into Drake, Kim Kardashian, and others, the next logical step is a puppy.

I’m really glad she ]]>

YouTube makeup tutorials are one of those things on their site that get crazy amounts of views for no particular reason. But after girls have been turned into Drake, Kim Kardashian, and others, the next logical step is a puppy.

I’m really glad she included the dog toy with it. Otherwise I’d have been completely lost as to what was going on. Next up: She’ll do her makeup like a cat and crap into a box. Film at 11.

A black lab stayed by its pal, a golden retriever, to block traffic after the latter was struck by a car on a Los Angeles road. It’s getting dusty in here. Very very dusty.

Before you ask: The person filming the video put down ]]>

A black lab stayed by its pal, a golden retriever, to block traffic after the latter was struck by a car on a Los Angeles road. It’s getting dusty in here. Very very dusty.

Before you ask: The person filming the video put down traffic cones when he saw the dogs to make sure traffic continued to avoid them. So he’s not a huge douche. Worth noting.

The two-year-old black lab was unowned and is currently available for adoption in the Los Angeles area.

This is a dog attempting to stay awake. But he is incredibly tired. Such is the natural dramatic tension that is nature. Oh, it’s also really f’ing cute. Watch!

“Puppy’s a narcoleptic, always sleeping on Hov,” said an indignant Jay-Z in his new album of dog-based parodies, ]]>

This is a dog attempting to stay awake. But he is incredibly tired. Such is the natural dramatic tension that is nature. Oh, it’s also really f’ing cute. Watch!

“Puppy’s a narcoleptic, always sleeping on Hov,” said an indignant Jay-Z in his new album of dog-based parodies, The Bark Album. Too bad he vowed not to use the word bitch any more after his daughter’s birth.

In this video, a dog gets yelled at by its owner. He responds like a petulant teenager, ignoring her and then running into his room and closing the door. It’s like a dog version of My So-Called Life.

What made me sad is that I wanted to ]]>

In this video, a dog gets yelled at by its owner. He responds like a petulant teenager, ignoring her and then running into his room and closing the door. It’s like a dog version of My So-Called Life.

What made me sad is that I wanted to watch this video several times in a row but the shrill owner kind of wrecked it for me. All I’m saying is that if you see a dog looking suspiciously like Jaden walking down the hallway with a bindle over his dog shoulder, help him out. He’s had a rough ear-drum shredding life.

I have no clue who Johnny Neon is and have never come within a twenty mile radius of hearing his song “Hearts.” But all I know is that he had a dog going on an adventure in his music video for the song and it brings me much joy. ]]>

I have no clue who Johnny Neon is and have never come within a twenty mile radius of hearing his song “Hearts.” But all I know is that he had a dog going on an adventure in his music video for the song and it brings me much joy. Between this dog music video, with forcible camerawork conducted by a South African pooch named Lemon, and the dog from The Artist getting onstage for the Best Picture Academy Award, this is shaping up to be the year that dogs finally chip in a bit in the artistic community.

Dorkly’s latest, entitled Player 1′s best friend, is a look at a bunch of random video game characters at the video game dog park, despite the fact that many of their companions lack fur, four legs, or simply aren’t canines to being with.

The following is one of the Dorkly’s ]]>

Dorkly’s latest, entitled Player 1′s best friend, is a look at a bunch of random video game characters at the video game dog park, despite the fact that many of their companions lack fur, four legs, or simply aren’t canines to being with.

The following is one of the Dorkly’s strongest, because it emphasizes what they do best: a minute long clip that’s packed with as many game faces and references as possible, instead of just relying upon just one or two characters to carry the weight of the joke…

It deserves kudos if only for the effect utilization of the dog from Duck Hunt, which everyone (including Dorkly) overuses to death. Sadly, Nintendogs were not tapped into, and despite the sprites/polygons things, I’m certain something could have been done. Oh well.

In the fast paced world if internet circle jerkery it seems that there is a new meme spreading like wildfire each and every day.  These days the best formulas for a meme have pretty much been established: funny picture + strategically misleading or apropos ]]>

In the fast paced world if internet circle jerkery it seems that there is a new meme spreading like wildfire each and every day.  These days the best formulas for a meme have pretty much been established: funny picture + strategically misleading or apropos caption = roflcopterz.  Thus we’re now finding ourselves in meme culture 2.0, where the formulas of previously hilarious memes are being repurposed with new pictures achieving the same success, ie. today’s hottest creation: Depressing Pet Photo which is derived from the same family of misleading captions as Guyism’s  favorite The Blind Date Murderer as well as Successful Black Man.  In order to make sure you remain the savviest readership on the internet we’re here to introduce you to Depressing Dog Photo.

The idea of watching people play ping pong for an extended period of times excites me as much as a trip to a proctologist. But if you throw in the enthusiasm of this awesome dog named Tessie, ping pong seems a lot more compelling.

All that excitement over bouncing ]]>

The idea of watching people play ping pong for an extended period of times excites me as much as a trip to a proctologist. But if you throw in the enthusiasm of this awesome dog named Tessie, ping pong seems a lot more compelling.

All that excitement over bouncing balls without the aid of peanut butter and questionable ethics. Good work, guys.

Dogs can do lots of crazy tricks with a clicker and some dog treats. In this clip, a dog brings people their receipt at a vet after they pay. Why? Who knows.

I’m all for having dogs be adorable and do cool tricks. But what’s the point of this? ]]>

Dogs can do lots of crazy tricks with a clicker and some dog treats. In this clip, a dog brings people their receipt at a vet after they pay. Why? Who knows.

I’m all for having dogs be adorable and do cool tricks. But what’s the point of this? She could have easily reached twice to accomplish this. She doesn’t even seem to derive any joy from it any more. And what’s that second dog doing, apprentice work? This is a highly inefficient business. No wonder small business is being squeezed out in this country. Dogs doing the jobs of people who used to get paid to do this. Disgraceful.

Dog Delivers Receipt at Veterinary Clinic [Tastefully Offensive]

Ever put pants on a dog? No? What kind of freak are you? Anyway, apparently, this dog had some Santaesque pants put on him and was beckoned down the stairs. And then all sorts of craziness happened.

In related news, even when they’re doing something like this, dogs wearing ]]>

Ever put pants on a dog? No? What kind of freak are you? Anyway, apparently, this dog had some Santaesque pants put on him and was beckoned down the stairs. And then all sorts of craziness happened.

In related news, even when they’re doing something like this, dogs wearing pants still make everyone in a one-mile radius look like an asshole by proxy. Glad we could hash that out.

Amazing Pet Trick of the Day [The Daily What]

No context needed, this video is exactly what the headline says. This is a Dog Disco. The YouTube embed is titled ‘DOG DISCO.’ Post delivers.

Oh how I envy those dogs. So full of life. So carefree. So coked up. It’s all I’ve ever needed.

DOG ]]>

No context needed, this video is exactly what the headline says. This is a Dog Disco. The YouTube embed is titled ‘DOG DISCO.’ Post delivers.

DOG DISCO! [Videogum]

Arlene Mossa Corona is just a simple college girl looking to get her chihuahua, Chispeta, returned to her. She tried local pounds and even a pet psychic. But her new solution is the most brilliant: Strip down and go on a hunger strike. Will it get her dog back? Maybe! ]]>

Arlene Mossa Corona is just a simple college girl looking to get her chihuahua, Chispeta, returned to her. She tried local pounds and even a pet psychic. But her new solution is the most brilliant: Strip down and go on a hunger strike. Will it get her dog back? Maybe!

Have you seen Corona’s dog? Better get it back to her immediately or I will be very displeased. If we can make just one college girl believe life’s problems can be solved by dieting and partial nudity, society may be one day be a much better place.

Learn more about poor Arlene’s sexy sad story at NBC San Diego.

[Thanks for the tip, Tim!]

This one is a little mushy but after seeing it going everywhere today, it’s probably worth tipping you guys off to. In this clip, beagles who were held in a lab for their whole lives are freed thanks to the people at the Animal Rescue Media Education (ARME). And they ]]>

This one is a little mushy but after seeing it going everywhere today, it’s probably worth tipping you guys off to. In this clip, beagles who were held in a lab for their whole lives are freed thanks to the people at the Animal Rescue Media Education (ARME). And they get to go outside for the first time. It’s something to see.

The beagles were raised in a lab in Spain before being brought to Los Angeles for adoption. If you want to do an amazing thing, you can apply to adopt one of the adorable little guys.

In related news, my dog would be in dire straits if it weren’t for adorable videos like this. Her inability to walk like a civilized animal or avoid barking at the door becomes much more charming when I’m like, “Aww, dogs!!” My pup could be chewing on the corpse of a loved one and, so long as I saw this video beforehand, I’d go, “Who’s a good dog! Femurs are tasty aren’t they widdwe puppy girrrrrrrl!” Absentee animal parenting has never been quite so easy. Thanks, Internet!

Normally, you see a guy who looks like this and go, “Wow, tattoos on his face and all over his body, shaved head. This is not a dude I’d mess with.” But in this clip from Animal Planet’s My Extreme Animal Phobia, you’ll meet Marvin, a guy who’s terrified of ]]>

Normally, you see a guy who looks like this and go, “Wow, tattoos on his face and all over his body, shaved head. This is not a dude I’d mess with.” But in this clip from Animal Planet’s My Extreme Animal Phobia, you’ll meet Marvin, a guy who’s terrified of puppies.

To add some context, Marvin’s fear began specifically with pit bulls after he witnessed one violently attack a friend. And his fear is so crippling that he has to ride an ATV when going for a walk with his daughters and his dogs to feel safe.

But man, crying out of fear of puppies? I mean check out this slideshow on Warming Glow of puppies that’d absolutely terrify him. I understand that phobias often come from a weird place, but no amount of tattoos and rugged Danny Trejo-esque looks will make up for the fact that a stuffed animal of Scrappy Doo makes you curl up in the fetal position.