Domestic violence

Man arrested after shooting wife with toilet paper

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Toilet-paper

Well, I’ve always said that if you’re going to commit an act of domestic violence, at least make it hilarious (O.J. Simpson never took my advice about throwing pies). North Carolina’s Lonnie Pinnix does have an eye for the silly, as police allege he shot his wife with toilet paper. Read more

Urkel accused of punching his ladyfriend in the breast implant

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Urkel celebrating his latest Saline punch with refreshing ice cream

TMZ is reporting that Jaleel White, best known for his emotional portrayal of Urkel on the gritty urban drama “Family Matters,” is under fire for domestic violence. The accusation? Domestic violence. Read more

Man punches girlfriend in face for not waking him up in time for…

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Some people have a hard time getting up in the morning and require the help of others, understandable. But you may want to keep that temper under control if the person forgets to wake you up, like this Tampa area man who allegedly punched his girlfriend in the face after she didn’t wake him up ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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Rihanna’s ABC News interview didn’t put lady-punching Chris Brown in a positive light. Fortunately, there are people brave enough to defend poor Chris Brown from these onslaughts. If you’re a fan of blaming the abused woman for domestic violence, you’ll love today’s QOTD! Read more

Quote of the Day

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Hooray for gender equality! According to new statistics, women are committing as much domestic violence as men. Best part of this quote: How the female commissioner of the Department of Public Safety almost seems proud of women’s advancement in the field of husband beatings. Read more

Right to the moon

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Via Explosm comes this comic about the dangers of spelling one’s coffee on an emotionally volatile man. Read more

Who wants to see Keira Knightley get pummeled?

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Domestic violence is no laughing matter. Unless it’s over the top and kind of absurd, like this ad in which the hot-but-usually-unlikeable Keira Knightley is “filming a scene” but then gets continually beaten up by her co-star. I can’t say I’m a huge fan of domestic violence. I mean, unless dinner wasn’t ready or my ... Read more

Nice tattoo, Rihanna

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I said yesterday that I was kind of over the whole Chris Brown and Rihanna thing. Well, I guess I can understand why Chris beat her now because she’s making me look like an asshole too by making me write about her again. Look at this tattoo she just got (ignore how awesome her boobs ... Read more

You're a bad man, Chris Brown

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Via Mad Magazine comes this Charlie Brown parody featuring Chris Brown and it may very well be my favorite Comic of the Day ever. What can I say? I’m a huge fan of domestic violence played for comedic effect. Read more

WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU ELMO

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So I think we can all pretty much accept that Chris Brown beat Rihanna pretty bad and isn’t a good guy right? So what’s the most formerly-totally-okay Chris Brown clip that’s now awkward to watch? My money is on this whimsical duet with Elmo. I’m trying to see if there’s anything else out there. But ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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When thinking about the worst reasons to get into a domestic violence spat, there are few that can quite measure up to arguing over when a public library’s hours. Yet here we are. An all-day argument over the public library’s operating hours turned violent Saturday when a Willis Street man struck his live-in girlfriend and ... Read more