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7 current TV shows that need the Harlem Globetrotters

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Let’s be honest. When you look around at the landscape of television, you realize (especially reality TV) has really just become gimmicks and advertisements. Well, if that’s they way it is going to go down, then I want them to bring back the greatest gimmick in television history. No, not Donald Trump‘s horrific toupe–I’m talking ... Read more

The 9 most fatal flaws of beloved movie characters

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We’d always like to imagine our heroes are invulnerable. But no matter how tough you are, fictional or not, odds are that there’s some quirk which will make you crumple like a drunken game of Jenga. Here are the fatal flaws of nine of your favorite movie characters. Read more

9 athletes who desperately need a trip to Jenny Craig

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Look, I’m not trying to poke too much fun at people who struggle with weight problems here. Some folks kill themselves with diet and exercise order to keep themselves healthy and fit. However, these men are paid millions upon millions of dollars to be in shape and play at the highest level of professional athletics. ... Read more

11 songs you can’t avoid hearing in a bar

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Bars hold a special place in my heart. I’ve spent the good part of my youth either sitting in them, drinking in them and on about more than a few occasions, being removed from them by some sort of barland security. I can’t pinpoint the exact number, but second hand accounts and police reports like to put the over/under at 15. What can I say, when I have a bit of whiskey I have a tendency to get a tad mouthy. My point is–I’m an adult beverage establishment aficionado. I’ve saddled up to bars all across this great country and while the beer specials are always different, there is one thing that always remains the same. Read more

The 25 coolest names in the NFL

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A lot can be said about a cool name. It can change the way people look at you. Say your parents give you a badass name like Spike. Now the chances of you getting beat-up at school probably go way down when you’ve got a name like that. Spike conjures up fear in people. However, ... Read more

7 stupid things men do to impress women

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For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged catastrophic wars, built epic monuments ... Read more

7 YouTube videos that could be considered child abuse

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Now I understand that having kids is sometimes just another way to keep life interesting, but scaring the bejesus out of them is kinda wrong. Taping is even wronger, and then putting it up on YouTube for the whole world to laugh at…well, it’s pretty damn hysterical. Read more

7 real-life women you’d need to survive on the LOST island

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I watch the television show LOST. In my mind, that means I know everything there is to know about living on an Island in the South Pacific; and yes, that includes reincarnation, dealing with the Smoke Monster and those velociraptors that almost outsmarted those moron kids in the documentary Jurassic Park. Safe to say that ... Read more

Why dunking off the roof = Fail

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When I was 8 years old, I dreamed of the day I’d be able to dunk a basketball. Soaring majestically towards the rim with my tongue out ala the Original #23; I would finally be like Mike. Six years and two feet of growth later, I finally lived my dream. The kids in these videos ... Read more