Douchebaggery

White iPhone 4 on sale Thursday, Apple says

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White iPhone on Sale Thursday

The White iPhone will make its debut on Thursday in a store or Internet website near you. Please don’t be that guy that goes out and buys one. KTHXBAI. Read more

The dangers of thuggin'

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I don’t start fights, I merely travel the world preaching about the merits of the ancient martial arts until trouble finds me, since someone has to do it due to David Carradine’s untimely masturbatory passing. And here’s why you don’t go around looking for fights. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Some kid who kind of looks like a douchebag took a bow and blew a kiss during his high school graduation ceremony. The school didn’t respond well, sending him back to his seat and denying him his diploma. Before the school began handing out diplomas, some students pulled out beach balls. One student was forced ... Read more

Fuck you rapping flight attendant

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I saw this the other day and was like, “Fuck that dude,” but I’m still seeing the clip and the Internet gods have nothing interesting for me right now, so here’s this asshole being “creative” for Southwest Airlines. Yes it’s adorable and all that Southwest likes to tout how unique it is (“Want to be ... Read more

This kid takes prom seriously

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High school is a great time in a man’s life, especially today when the girls are easy and still require about as much romantic effort as I require to pleasure myself (basically just kind of being there and not causing hemorrhaging). But this kid is ruining it for everyone with his unnecessary teenage romantic efforts. Read more

NYU douchebags protest other NYU douchebags

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In college, I never cared about anything other than finger banging girls with odd letter-looking things on their sweatshirts or beer pong, so I really hate protesters always doing protester-y things. But now the protesters at NYU are being protested in annoyingly ironic ways SO I DON’T KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR HERE. Read more

Tourists are douchebags

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Via Flickr comes this very telling image that illustrates how much tourists suck at life. Read more