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On Masculinity: The one-handed self portrait

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In bathrooms across America, guys are hiking their shirts up and their shorts down to make their contribution to that most masturbatory of genres in contemporary photography, the one-handed self-portrait. Read more

7 annoying photograph poses that prove you’re a douchebag

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Guyism’s first birthday is October 12th so in the week leading up to this momentous occasion, we thought you might enjoy this forgotten classic that many of our newer readers may have missed. Read more

VIDEO: This is the coolest kid you will ever see in your life

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Mullet? Check. Wispy, prepubescent-looking mustache? Check. Kid Rock music for emphasis? Check. Make no mistake, this kid is the most badass kid you’re going to see. Ever. Read more

7 annoying photograph poses that prove you’re a douchebag

Posted by Jeff Wysaski under , , , , , ,

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Browse any home photo album or online Facebook profile, and it’s pretty easy to spot the douchebags since they stick out like an overly tanned thumb. Here are seven of the most annoying photo poses that are a dead giveaway that someone is a douchebag: Read more

Bigger Weekend Douchebag: Purdue coach or DeAngelo Hall?

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Case 1: Danny Hope, Purdue Football Coach After finally beating Michigan in Ann Arbor for the first time in 40+ years, Purdue coach Danny Hope decided that taking the high road wasn’t in his best interests.  Instead, at the post-game handshake with UM coach Rich Rodriguez, he acted like a child.  The back story of ... Read more

Oh come on, soccer!!

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As Champions365 puts it, “Soccer hits an all time low.” And that is reaaallly saying something considering all the stabbings, riots, and other things that soccer has brought the world. Even if it isn’t an “all time low” seeing this Argentinian player act as if he was snipered when the official’s flag brushes his head ... Read more

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Bonus Sunday night Caption this…

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First of all, this… … came across my RSS reader and this… … is what it linked to. Surely someone has something witty to say? Read more

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Tony Stewart = Douchebag

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I worked as an owner of a racing series for five years so I know of what I speak on this matter. Tony Stewart is a dick. Thursday night, Tony Stewart, owner of the USAC car driven by Tracey Hines, oh, and NASCAR Sprint Cup driver, can’t forget that (hey there, potential sponsors!!), threw a ... Read more

Corey Feldman’s wife got naked for us to see

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There really aren’t many people in Hollywood who I dislike more than Corey Feldman. He is a raving egomaniac who has done nothing since he was a teenager, yet he is still famous and pulling ridiculously hot trim. He’s not even a good looking guy. Nevertheless, he was stupid enough to let his hot wife ... Read more