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Girl spends lottery winnings on coke, implants, and booze
Callie Rogers won the lotto as a 16 year-old in Britain, winning about $3.67 million..not a huge figure, but enough to start building a great life for yourself. Yeah, not so much...she spent all the money on cocaine, booze, and big fake boobs, which is a great way to find your way into my heart, but it
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Quote of the Day
My girlfriend is in law school, so I've been trying to keep an open mind about lawyers. But when a defense attorney defends a drugged out mother who cut her son's genitals off by saying that a dog, who had no blood on his fur at all, might have done it...well, it's a bit indefensible.
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Quote of the Day
Any time someone utters a quote that discusses how they have "cocaine in coochy" upon getting arrested, you can pretty much guarantee that I'm going to post it. Also, check out the arrested girl's photo...I'd hit
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Burgers + Facebook = Drug orgy
No the above is not a mathmetical equation for how I typically get laid, though perhaps it should be. Some guy put a Facebook event for his birthday and cops responded logically: By hopping out from a helicopter to break it up.
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Drugs are bad, even in a bikini
Drunk girls are incredibly annoying to me, other than the part where they’re more inclined to allow me access to their orifices. Now put a girl on acid, remove the possibility of sex, and multiply that annoyance by 1000 and you get this video.
I’ve never done acid, so
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Quote of the Day
It's pretty much commonly accepted by anyone with a brain that the War on Drugs is a farce. But sometimes it's fun to take a look at the other side and the satisfaction they get from a job well done. Pointless, but well done nonetheless. Police recovered more than 35 pounds of
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Quote of the Day
This might be the most fantastically quote-filled article ever...from a drunken traffic stop. Read the whole thing for more laughs. "During (our) interview, the driver was irate at the passenger and kept
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Quote of the Day
When police offers randomly come to your house demanding you strip and asking where the drugs are, odds are you're not in a great situation. It's even worse when the cop is wearing a fake uniform that probably loosely resembles a Halloween costume. New Orleans police have a warning for the
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Women, don't hide weed in your anus
This might be my favorite opener to a news story ever. The less said, the better.
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Legalize pot and tax the crap out of it
Via Overcompensating is this clever little comic about how pot will heal all the problems of society (other than the guy in the second panel's very real drug addiction...he should probably seek rehab rather than more drugs).
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Cocaine cheaper than beer, world makes no sense
A new study in the UK has determined that, in proportion, cocaine is cheaper than beer. That makes it more fiscally responsible to spend all night thinking up crazy ideas than it is to sit around with a couple Buds and watch the game.