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VIDEO: And here’s a drunk girl smashing her face into a wall

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Note: Though they support your ceiling and allow you to hang portraits of dogs gambling illegally, walls are not your friends. Particularly when you’re drunk, high, or unable to afford lights. Take it away, drunk girl. Read more

Vodka soaked tampons are back in the news

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When I brought you the story about alcohol soaked gummy bears, I alluded to a past trend of soaking tampons in vodka. That very idiotic act is back in the news yet again. My favorite part of this story is the way the reporters so delicately danced around saying that the girls are sticking the ... Read more

VIDEO: Hilarious five-way catfight devolves into psycho ex-con threatening everyone

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This is perhaps the greatest catfight in the history of the internet. I mean that sincerely. It has the perfect blend of hair pulling, screaming, swearing, and wardrobe malfunctioning that you ask for in a video like this. Read more

Guyism’s Best Videos Of The Week

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Inevitably, during your busy work week, there are videos you probably missed on Guyism. But don’t fret, we’ve compiled some of the best in one post for you. Read more

VIDEO: SHOCKING NEWS! Overweight drunk girl can’t do backflip!

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I know what you’re thinking reading that headline: “So you’re telling me there’s something loud, overweight drunk girls aren’t amazing at? I’m stunned!” I know, reader. I know. In this clip, a drunk, husky gal yells, seems annoying, then almost paralyzes herself attempting a backflip. Read more

VIDEO: “Ryan” responds to drunk girl’s rambling voicemail

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Yesterday, we covered the drunken voicemail ramblings of a girl named Dominic and her love for a guy she just met named Ryan. What we didn’t realize when we posted it was that Guyism video correspondent K. Ryan Jones was actually the Ryan in question. Fortunately, he provided us with a video explaining the situation ... Read more

VIDEO: Girl makes the greatest drunk dial ever to some guy named “Ryan”

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Drunk dialing is something that’s happened since the phone was invented. I can only imagine Alexander Graham Bell slurring his words and asking some chick what type of knickers she was wearing. But it’s possible there is no drunk dial better than this one, placed by some chick who’s ridiculously into this guy “Ryan”. This ... Read more

VIDEO: Drunk annoying girls act stupid in a UK McDonald’s

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We were sent this video by a tipster and though I know nothing of these girls or their lives, I kind of hate them. In this video, three (maybe four?) drunk British girls act like complete idiots in a (surprisingly extravagant) McDonald’s. The word “slags” comes to mind. Read more

When a girl is peeing in the dishwasher, it’s time to call it a night

Everyone loves a good house party but I can say from a lot of experience, it rarely turns out to be a good idea for the host. Kegs thrown through windows, people skeeting on your bathroom tiles, vomit vomit vomit…not a fun aftermath. But here’s photographic proof of one of the most vile house party ... Read more

This is a dog making out with a drunk girl

Who hasn’t been blackout drunk and had a dog make out with them for an uncomfortably long time while a friend films it? Oh, everyone? Well then, this video of an unconscious girl getting tongue kissed by a dog is truly the apex of interspecies relations. Read more

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