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The March Smashedness Champion has been crowned!

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The March Smashedness Champion has been crowned!

After a month of March Smashedness, our 64 teams have been whittled down to just one. The tournament has revealed a considerable amount about our readers and their preferences, and I have to say that I'm impressed with all of you. So who took the crown as best drink in 2012?

Vote now! It’s the March Smashedness Elite Eight!

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Vote now! It’s the March Smashedness Elite Eight!

March Smashedness is down to just eight teams remaining. Today we finally see the different regions facing off against each other instead of beating up on their own kind. You’ve chosen the representative for each type, now you determine which styles are good enough for the

Vote now! It’s March Smashedness Round 2

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Vote now! It’s March Smashedness Round 2

24,000 votes were cast and 32 very fortunate alcoholic beverages have moved on. There were some major upsets, some runaway victories, and now some interesting Round of 32 match-ups remain. This is MARCH SMASHEDNESS…ROUND TWO!

VIDEO: Drunk girl dancing on bar falls while grooving to Justin Bieber

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VIDEO: Drunk girl dancing on bar falls while grooving to Justin Bieber

In this clip, a drunk (college?) girl is trying to show off her slick drunk girl dancing moves. Unfortunately, she finds herself unable to maintain the quiet dignity of the Coyote Ugly girls, going from a drunk girl dancing on bar to a drunk girl with a possible concussion