Drunkenness

VIDEO: And here’s a drunk girl smashing her face into a wall

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Note: Though they support your ceiling and allow you to hang portraits of dogs gambling illegally, walls are not your friends. Particularly when you’re drunk, high, or unable to afford lights. Take it away, drunk girl. Read more

Pat Sajak was drunk on early episodes of ‘Wheel of Fortune’

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Today was not thematically planned as a day where we’d have multiple Wheel of Fortune posts, but so be it. On the latest episode of Dan Le Batard’s interview show Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable, Wheel host Pat Sajak reveals that he used to host the show hammered on margaritas. Read more

VIDEO: Drunk girl’s attempt to be Batman nearly ends in paralysis

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If you’re a person reading this while hanging upside down from your feet, I encourage you to stop immediately (and possibly reevaluate your reading habits). Otherwise you might end up nearly killing yourself like this girl whose attempt to hang upside down could have broken her neck. Read more

VIDEO: Drunk girl’s mechanical bull ride might be the worst ever

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Note: When attempting a mechanical bull ride, you might want to make sure you’re able to actually get on the bull. If you can’t, you may want to ditch the idea. Lesson learned, drunk girl. Read more

VIDEO: University of Wisconsin sorority girl has embarrassing alcohol-related whine

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No alcohol for your sorority’s formal? Oh no! The world is ending! At least, that’s what we’re to believe in this video of a University of Wisconsin-Madison sorority girl crying vigorously over her RA taking her dorm’s alcohol. Read more

VIDEO: Minnesota news anchor sounds drunk as hell during KEYC broadcast

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Annie Stensrud may have just been having a bad day. Maybe she had a cold and took too high of a dose of Nyquil. Who knows? But man, she sure sounds drunk in this clip from Mankato’s KEYC newscast this past weekend. Read more

VIDEO: Apropos of nothing, here’s a husky drunk kid falling through a table

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Thanksgiving may have been a couple weeks ago now, but let’s take this time to be thankful for the fact that most of us didn’t have digital cameras and a YouTube account during school. In this clip, a husky (and seemingly alarmingly short) drunk college kid falls through a table. Why? *shrug* Table probably killed ... Read more

VIDEO: Drunk man’s Chicago subway rant is truly an epic one

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When you see a man dressed like he’s colorblind yelling about Erick Sermon, you have to listen. At least that’s my new ruling in life. In this long-but-always entertaining clip, a drunk guy rambles and rants and, well, you just have to sit back and enjoy. Read more

VIDEO: Breaking a bottle over someone’s head is harder than it looks

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A drunk guy decides it’d be a good idea to try breaking a bottle over his equally drunk friend’s head. The drunk friend agrees. That’s where this perfectly planned scheme falls apart. Read more

VIDEO: New Zealand drunk driving PSA reminds us that New Zealand is awesome

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What do you think of first when you think of New Zealand? There’s only one correct answer: HBO’s Flight of the Conchords. So keep that in mind when watching this anti-drunk driving PSA from the New Zealand Transport Agency. Read more

VIDEO: Drunk girl’s attempts to entertain end up with her falling face first

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Reason #1,000 why pot should be legalized if alcohol is: This video in which a drunk girl falls face first and injures herself for no reason other than she’s drunk and, as a result, a complete idiot. Read more