Eating babies

"Puppy kills infant": Cutest murder headline possible?

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It’s very rare that murder can be so adorable but when you have a 2-month old puppy taking out a 2-month old infant, it’s just about as cute as it could possibly be. I guess unless you’re the parents…but what are the odds they’re reading? “There can be only one, human.” For now— police believe ... Read more

9 year-old girl has her twin in her stomach

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Twins are kind of creepy in general. It’d bother me to have a carbon copy of myself out there in the world, probably because it would create like a black hole of awesome that would deprive part of the world of any additional awesomeness lest the world collapse on itself. Where was I? Oh yeah, ... Read more