Economy

California is fixed

Economy

California is fixed

This girl has all the brilliant ideas needed to save California’s economic problems. I could listen to her talk for…well, a couple minutes.

I didn’t know that the East Coast believes in slaves and I’m not sure why no one ever told me until this video. You mean I

Quote of the Day

Economy

Quote of the Day

The economy is hitting a lot of businesses very hard. But probably not so hard that a train ticket would cost $23 quadrillion. One would hope. A New York teenager accidentally billed $23 quadrillion seized the moment to update her Facebook status. It read: "Very much in debt.'' Lydia

Quote of the Day

Economy

Quote of the Day

Some kid is inspiring the world (according to CNN) by opting to sell his toys to help his family make ends meet. Upon reading his last quote, I can't help but believe he never owned the Play Doh McDonald's Restaurant. An 11-year-old Ohio boy is helping ease his family's financial burdens,

Quote of the Day

Economy

Quote of the Day

Due to the recession, people are turning to the one natural resource they have...sperm/egg donation. Unfortunately, people are retards. Before the recession, Carol Miller-Woods, donor coordinator at North Hudson IVF in Englewood Cliffs, N.J., got about eight calls a week from potential egg

Quote of the Day

Economy

Quote of the Day

This quote isn't so great, but I want you guys to read this Slate piece on how as a result of the economy taking a crap, more and more women are getting into the sex trade. Also: There's a market for 55 year-old women working as

Man lives life in closet

Economy

Man lives life in closet

Even with the economy in the crapter, apartments are expensive. I'm depositing on one today, supposedly, and I'm pretty sure somebody's going to require a handjob. At least, that's typically how I assume you close a deal. Anyway, this dude lives in a closet.

Woman throws away mattress with $1 million inside

Economy

Woman throws away mattress with $1 million inside

In a story that disproves the myth that Jews are good with money, a woman in Jerusalem threw away her mother’s bed and replaced it with a new one. Unfortunately, the old one had about $1 million stored in it.