Election 08

Celebrate Barack Obama's presidency with an orgy!

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Did you watch the Inauguration of Barack Obama today and feel like, “Gosh, this is a wonderful ceremony full of retarded f’ing hats and awesomeness, but it seems to be missing sweaty fat people having sex”? Well, have I got good news for you. Read more

Have you ever wanted to insert Barack Obama inside of you?

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Well sir and/or madame, here’s your chance! The new “Head O State” dildo offers all of the hot Barack Obama action without any of the Obama mess! Read more

Quote of the Day

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Well if you haven’t heard this small news item, Barack Obama became our President last night. And yeah, this is usually a funny quote or something, but hey, you only see a black guy elected to the highest office in the country so often. If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America ... Read more

Finally, a viable write-in candidate

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If you’re like me, you may like one candidate more than the other but mayyyybe don’t want to lose all of your income to give to welfare and the poor (what can I say, I’m a wealthy and powerful man). Well, finally, we have a viable candidate. Read more

The 6 cartoons most likely to make you get out and vote

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It’s that time of the year where everyone casts a vote for a candidate but, more importantly, casts their support for democracy. But if all the celebrity endorsements and media blitz weren’t enough to make you run out and place a vote for either of the two Presidential candidates, maybe these cartoons might make you ... Read more

Your definitive Sarah Palin video

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We’re coming down to the wire here in the US with our Presidential election so here’s a reminder of what you can vote for tomorrow. I think it’s so cute how she tries to be smart and poignant. It’s like watching a dog chase its tail. Or a retarded kid trying to not eat the ... Read more

What if political ads were made by prominent directors?

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I usually abhor parody videos but these are pretty well made. Check out this collection of political ads for John McCain, “made by” Diablo Cody (Juno), David Lynch (Twin Peaks), and M. Night Shyamalan (Twist Crap parts 1-4). Nothing really to add here other than the fact that I just thought these were extremely well ... Read more

Urban Dictionary + Adsense X Racial Intolerance / Obama = Fail

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This is either the best or worst ad targeting I’ve ever seen. Read more

West Virginia is fucked up if you're voting for a black dude

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Reports of “vote flipping” have been spreading around lately and now there’s video to back up the claims that, yes, some touchscreen voting booths are taking votes for Barack Obama and giving it to some other candidate. So if we wind up electing President Chuck Baldwin in less than a week, you’ll know why. I ... Read more

Yay, Terry Tate is back!

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Remember the old Reebok viral commercials for Terry Tate: Office Linebacker? In which a large black man looking like an NFL linebacker would run in to the office and hit random people acting like assholes in the office? Well he’s back! And making political statements! Whatever, it’s not like it’s the first time Sarah Palin ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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The “Joe the Plumber”, Joe Wurzelbacher, mentioned in debates last night is an Internet superstar. His poetic thoughts on his ridiculous amount of attention last night: “I was just really surprised that my name was mentioned,” he told reporters after the debate. “I think it helped them get their points across, so I was happy ... Read more