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Elisha Cuthbert is back! And so is her TV show

Douglas Charles — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:00:11 +0000

Are brick walls a key element in her show 'Happy Endings'?

Don’t call it a comeback! Actually, you can, because Elisha Cuthbert’s TV show Happy Endings is returning for a second season and to celebrate Elisha posed for some super new and busty promotional pics. I thought that show looked like it had promise when it started, not that I’ve actually watched it. You could also call this a comeback because for awhile there I thought Elisha had gone the way of other hot babes who lost it. But as you can see, she’s still got much to offer.

Elisha Cuthbert cleans up real nice

Douglas Charles — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 17:00:37 +0000

Yeah, I'd go on a date with her...

You know what the best thing about an actress (like Elisha Cuthbert here) who disappears for a while then comes back with a new TV show: the promotion of her new show (see Kelly, Minka). Suddenly when these women want to get their career jump/re-started they appear in magazines we’ve never heard of like this Flare magazine we see Elisha in today. You know what’s even more impressive? That people young enough to be interested in someone like Elisha still actually buy magazines.

Elisha Cuthbert’s new TV show looks good

Douglas Charles — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:00:10 +0000

Jack Bauer would be so proud...

Nothing like a little cleavage to get back into our good graces and Elisha Cuthbert seems to know that as well as anyone since there seems to be a large dose of it appearing on her TV show Happy Endings. Man, how long has it been since we were all in lust with Elisha? I know it’s been years for me, but just like that (BOOM!) she’s back piquing my interest. Is she still with that hockey dude? What’s his name? Eh, whatever… cleavage…

Elisha Cuthbert went to the beach

Douglas Charles — Wed, 12 May 2010 13:00:10 +0000

Elisha Cuthbert went to Mexico to get away from it all and luckily for us she brought a bikini. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Miss Cuthbert in such attire and I for one am glad she decided to bring some of her sexy back. I was getting a little concerned about Elisha. She had fallen way behind Carrie Underwood and Hilary Duff in the hockey WAG standings, but these photos will help her gain the ground she sorely needs heading into the playoffs. You didn’t know there were WAG playoffs? Yeah, I hold them once a week in the basement at my mom’s house. Last week’s winner was Rihanna. She was so proud to win too.

The 20 sexiest videos shot by Complex magazine

Douglas Charles — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:00:26 +0000

Michelle Trachtenberg’s recent amazing photo shoot for the folks over at Complex magazine got me to thinking about all the super sexy videos those folks have put together the last few years. Mark Ecko’s monthly masterpiece has had many of the women you want to see sit for them in various stages of undress and they were nice enough to not only snap photos of these lovely ladies, but also capture many of these moments on video.

My question here today is, “Which of these videos were the sexiest?” To answer that, I strapped on my ogling glasses and took a good, hard look at all of them and here’s what I found. Now, you may not agree with the list’s order, but you most definitely will not leave here disappointed.

(Once you’re done viewing these, be sure to check out The 20 sexiest videos shot by GQ magazine too!)

20. Olivia Munn

19. Keri Hilson

18. Aubrey O’Day

17. Amber Rose

16. Jamie Chung

15. Rachelle Leah

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1982 (Pt. 2)

Douglas Charles — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:00:21 +0000

1982… The first emoticons are posted by Scott Fahlman. The Double Stuff Oreo is first sold. The Dow Jones Industrial Average surges 43.41 points to close at 1,065.49. Michael Jackson releases Thriller. And these wonderful women were brought into the world.

For the next several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1982 – - – - – - – -

Gina Carano (American mixed martial artist) – – – – – – – – – Jessica Biel (American actress)

Anne Hathaway (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Elisha Cuthbert (Canadian actress)

Lacey Chabert (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Thora Birch (American actress)

Yvonne Strahovski (Australian actress) – – – – – – – – – Leryn Franco (Paraguayan Olympian, model)

Giorgia Palmas (Italian model) – – – – – – – – – Olivia Munn (American TV show host)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

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Elisha Cuthbert’s outtakes are better

Douglas Charles — Thu, 28 May 2009 12:00:00 +0000

Why is that the outtakes from all these babe shoots almost always turn out to be better than the photos that were used? I mean, these outtakes of Elisha Cuthbert from some shoot she did for Women’s Health are way better than what they ended up using and honestly it’s the best Elisha has looked in months…

More Elisha Cuthbert goodness here and here.

Sexy celebs make for sexy pinups

Douglas Charles — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:00:00 +0000

DT magazine got six of the sexiest women in the world outside of the UK, Italy, Portugal, Spain, Russia, Brazil, Argentina, Greece, Australia, etc. and had them dress up as pinups and snapped some pics of them. I’d say they turned out very well, what do you think? In order: Molly Sims (above), Elisha Cuthbert, Kate Walsh, Kate Hudson, Jennifer Morrison, and Cindy Crawford.

Hot celebs pretending to be babes of history

Douglas Charles — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:00:00 +0000

So a bunch of babes from the current Hollywood scene got together for Glamour magazine and dressed up as other babes from days of yore. You’ve got Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Lindsay Lohan as Madonna (somehow appropriate), Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock. The obvious mistake in the bunch is Rumer Willis, but we’ll let them slide since they used Camilla Belle…

Elisha Cuthbert takes pretty pictures

Douglas Charles — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 18:00:00 +0000

Elisha Cuthbert is one of those chicks that has the potential to be really, really smokin’ hot, but knows that so she just doesn’t care enough to put in the effort. Unless there’s a paycheck to be had, of course… such is the reasoning behind this great photo shoot for Complex.

I guess when you have your pick of hockey players there’s no need to really try that hard, huh?

More Elisha Cuthbert on her good days here.

on205th.com’s Sexiest Female on the Planet: 2009 (Group 7)

Douglas Charles — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn’t have been more pleased with your taste. Let’s try not to blow it this year, okay?

Here’s how it’s going down. I’ve tweaked things a bit this year. Last year we had 64 babes going head-to-head til we got down to the finals. This year we’ll have 100 babes in 10 groups of 10 with the final 10 being divided into two groups of five, then the winners of those two groups will go boob-to-boob to determine our champeen for 2009.

Here are your 10 groups of 10, with voting for Group 7 now in progress…

Group 7
Gemma Atkinson

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Group 1
Christina Aguilera
Amanda Bynes
Abigail Clancy
Rosario Dawson
Megan Fox
Kate Hudson
Beyonce Knowles
Ali Larter
Kristanna Loken
Olivia Wilde

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 1.

Group 2
Jessica Alba
Camilla Belle
Monica Bellucci
Brooke Burke
Izabel Goulart
Stacy Keibler
Eva Mendes
Alyssa Milano
Emily Scott
Paz Vega

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 2.

Group 3
Ana Beatriz Barros
Kate Beckinsale
Halle Berry
Kim Cloutier
Minka Kelly
Miranda Kerr
Rachelle Leah
Sophie Monk
Nina Moric
Rihanna

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 3.

Group 4
Alessandra Ambrosio
Rachel Bilson
Sophia Bush
Hilary Duff
Angelina Jolie
Leighton Meester
Marisa Miller
Olivia Munn
Elsa Pataky
Sarah Shahi

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 4.

Group 5
Diora Baird
Kelly Brook
Charisma Carpenter
Penelope Cruz
Anne Hathaway
Scarlett Johannson
Adriana Lima
Grace Park
Lucy Pinder
Kelly Ripa

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 5.

Group 6
Jennifer Aniston
Devon Aoki
Carolina Ardohain
Heidi Klum
Denise Milani
Kelly Monaco
Adrianne Palicki
Jessica Simpson
Cheryl Tweedy
Carrie Underwood

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 6.

Group 8
Kristen Bell
Jessica Biel
Emily Blunt
Monica Cruz
Jessica Gomes
Amber Heard
Danielle Lloyd
Nicole Scherzinger
Charlize Theron
Sofia Vergara

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 8.

Group 9
Sammy Braddy
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Carmen Electra
Keeley Hazell
Julianne Hough
Eva Longoria
Joanna Krupa
Natalie Portman
Nadine Velazquez
Estella Warren

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 9.

Group 10
Gisele Bundchen
Kelly Carlson
Giada De Laurentis
Carla Gugino
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Blake Lively
Katie Price
Roselyn Sanchez
Yvonne Strahovski

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 10.

And like I said previously, if I left out your personal favorite, tough noogies… if she ain’t in my top 100, she ain’t gonna be voted the sexiest on the planet. Or you could go check over at AskMen.com where they are one of the few other sites whose readers have nearly as good taste as the readers here have.

The 100 hottest WAGs for 2009: 21-30

Douglas Charles — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:00:00 +0000

The new year is almost upon us which means I am getting ready for another stellar year of athletes boinking hot babes. So here’s a quick rundown of what we’re doing here… I went through my extensive files and pulled the 100 ladies currently in some sort of relationship with an athlete in the sporting world and ranked them how I see fit (it’s my site). Keep in mind though, the ladies on this list have to be currently in a relationship so sadly we won’t have any more Nereida or Eliza.

You will most assuredly disagree with my rankings so I am going to let you do a little voting. We’ll do this in 10 posts of 10 WAGs each with you picking the one you think is the hottest from each group of 10 then one big WAG blowout at the end to determine which babe is the #1 seed going into the new year.

And when we’re through, you’ll have a photo collection of over 550 pics of hot WAGs for your ~~spanking~~ viewing pleasure. Sound good? Excellent… (poll at the bottom)

WAGs: 31-40 | 41-50 | 51-60 | 61-70 | 71-80 | 81-90 | 91-100.

30. Nicole Scherzinger
Nicole Scherzinger is an American pop singer best known as the lead vocalist for the Pussycat Dolls currently in a relationship with British Formula One World Champion driver Lewis Hamilton.

29. Rosaria Cannavò
Rosaria Cannavò is an Italian TV personality and is currently dating Italian football player Christian Panucci.

28. Brande Roderick
Brande Roderick is an American model and actress engaged to Glenn Cadrez, a former NFL linebacker.

27. Catalina Maya
Catalina Maya is, I have no idea, a model?, and is married to Mexican race car driver Adrian Fernandez.

26. Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha Cuthbert is a Canadian actress currently dating professional Canadian ice hockey defenseman Dion Phaneuf.

25. Oksana Andersson
Oksana Andersson is a Russian-born Swedish model and actress and has been dating the Al-Hilal midfielder Christian Wilhelmsson for almost two years.

24. Carmella Garcia
Carmella Garcia is an American model who was Playboy magazine’s Miss April 2003 and Playmate of the Year for 2004 married to NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia.

23. Jennifer Walcott
Jennifer Walcott is an American glamour model and actress best known as a centerfold in Playboy magazine engaged to NFL free agent safety Adam Archuleta.

22. Nicola McLean
Nicola McLean is a glamour model and reality television personality engaged to Peterborough United football player Tom Williams.

21. Martina Colombari
Martina Colombari is a former Miss Italy, married to Italian former professional football defender turned manager Alessandro Costacurta.

Get your vote on!
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WAGs: 31-40 | 41-50 | 51-60 | 61-70 | 71-80 | 81-90 | 91-100

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We’ll be back in a couple of days with #’s 11-20.

Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies XXII

Douglas Charles — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:00:00 +0000

Gee, I hope Dion Phaneuf isn’t upset with me, but I am hoping that the fact that Jenna Elfman and Elisha Cuthbert are working together on a movie means that they are getting some quality sack time together when they aren’t on the set. Nice cleavage, Jenna…

Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he? If you say no I am never going to post a picture of your favorite hot chick on this site again. Yes, I am talking to you…

Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies…
XXI | XX | XIX | XVIII | XVII | XVI | XV | XIV | XIII
XII | XI | X | IX | VIII | VII | VI | V | IV | III | II | I

GQ's Men of the Year featured many of the women of the year

Chris Spags — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:05:33 +0000

From GQ’s Men of the Year party last night in Los Angeles…

I have no clue who this chick is. The image credit reads “Sarah Shahi” which sounds like some B-list foreigner or perhaps a woman who gained her fame by marrying a Pokemon. Either way, all I know is that I want her to be a part of my life, preferably a part of my life that involves my genitals. Even if that means she’s just checking me for hernias. Daily. One can only hope that I can find a way to ejaculate while turning my head and coughing.

It seems pretty convenient that in a celebration for the men being named GQ’s Men of the Year, some of the hottest women in Hollywood came out to celebrate. Because women couldn’t even breathe without a powerful man. That’s why I tell dumb girls that my penis is a snorkel.

[In order of appearance: Summer Glau, Rosario Dawson, Megan Fox, Kim Kardashian, Eliza Dushku, Elisha Cuthbert, Leelee Sobieski, Olivia Wilde, Emanuelle Chriqui, Nikki Reed, Jaime King. My faves, based on these photos, are Megan Fox , Kim Kardashian, and the smoking hot Nikki Reed. Because I know you were curious.]

Hot famous chicks do Hollywood pin-up photoshoots

Chris Spags — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:45:45 +0000

Photographer Timothy White released a book of photos with pretty famous celebrity chicks half-naked in classic Hollywood pin-up photoshoot style. It’s a hot little collection that makes women whom I usually hate, like Kate Hudson below, completely tolerable.

Who knew that all you had to do to get famous women naked for photoshoots was to put your name on the book title? Given that bit of intel, look forward to my new book “Chris’s Big Book O’ Hollywood Gynecological Exams” in stores next December. The “O’” makes it classy; even classier than the idea of me doing the photoshoots with a camera phone, a shoehorn, and an overly enthusiastic smile on my face.

Below, in order: Angie Harmon, Michelle Trachtenberg, Ashley Olsen (seriously), Mary-Kate Olsen (double seriously), Gina Gershon, Elisha Cuthbert, and Lauren Graham. Way more in the book so check that out.

Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies XI

Douglas Charles — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:00:00 +0000

I have no idea when these pictures were taken and really that is completely irrelevant because of the content involved. Anytime you get two One-Percenters like Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert together to pose whilst touching one another, it’s a moment that must be treasured and worshiped.

Words cannot begin to explain the sexual fantasies the two of these ladies together conjure up in my mind.

Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies…
X | IX | VIII | VII | VI | V | IV | III | II | I

Elisha Cuthbert attended the NHL Awards, of course

Douglas Charles — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:00:00 +0000

In a massive shocker, NHL supergroupie Elisha Cuthbert went to the annual awards banquet for the National Hockey League. Well, knock me over with a feather…

I think that guy she’s with is her boyfriend Dion Phaneuf of Calgary Flames fame, but hell, really it could be any hockey guy for all I (or Elisha) know(s).

THE 10 HOTTEST CELEBRITY FANS

A. Isaac — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:26:00 +0000

10. Beyonce Knowles-Houston Rockets

Not really a diehard so that’s why she’s dropped down this far. Still, even attending a couple of Rockets games a year with that body cements you on this list

9. Christie Brinkley-Boston Red Sox

A little older, but any chick that decides to bust out some cleavage in a baseball jersey has a special place in my heart.

8. Julia Stiles-New York Mets

Not really up to par as far as hotness with the rest of this group but big ups for wearing a half-shirt of your team to show off your body.

7. Eva Longoria-San Antonio Spurs

Tough to tell if she is a fan of the Spurs or hubby Tony Parker. I gave her the benefit of the doubt after looking at some pics.

6. Jessica Alba-Golden State Warriors

You know you’re a diehard if you’re rooting for a team that only makes the playoffs once a decade. Or maybe she was just a bandwagon jumper from last year?

5. Erin Andrews-Florida Gators

An alum and former Dazzler for the Gators, Andrews still makes it known where her loyalties reside. Doesn’t hurt that she might have the greatest backside in broadcast history.

4. Lucy Pinder-Southampton Saints

I dont care if Lucy glared at a Tv once during a Southampton game. She says she’s a fan and that’s enough for me.

3. Elisha Cuthbert-LA Kings

A season ticket holder for a long time, her love for the Kings stretches far beyond that douche Sean Avery.

2. Anna Kournikova-Miami Heat

Well, she’s had some time off for awhile now. Might as well do something with it. Although, I have a feeling, with the Heat struggling, she’ll shift her allegiances elsewhere.

1. Ashley Judd-Kentucky Wildcats

Is she the hottest women on the list? Absolutely not. But she’s as loyal as they come. Hell, they make jersies with her name on the back. Granted, she’s half naked in them but far be it for me to complain.

BLOG ROUNDUP

A. Isaac — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:34:00 +0000

This looks like my dad circa 1975 {College Humor}

Stay classy Kyle Turley {SbB}

From b-ball player to bikini modeling {The Big Lead}

Hayden wearing short shorts {On 205th}

Football Recruit breaks $35,000 Championship Trophy {Co-Ed Magazine}

David Beckham takes a peek {With Leather}

BLOG ROUNDUP

A. Isaac — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:01:00 +0000

Corey Brewer embarrasses himself {Youtube}

THe nuts shots in sports {Epic Carnival}

Elisha Cuthbert in Maxim {Co-Ed Magazine}

Kid imitates goalie’s every move {Yardbarker}

Barack Obama can ball {Mac Gs World}