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Ignore Stephen Baldwin – Restore Joss Whedon

Shawn Norris — Wed, 05 May 2010 15:24:50 +0000

Sorry, Stephen Baldwin. While I would love to see the sequel to Bio-Dome, after seeing this video, I think I’m going to send my money to The Restoration of Joss Whedon and his bevy of smoking hot chicks.
Well, last week we brought you the story and video of The Restoration of Stephen Baldwin, which was about a church helping the least talented Baldwin brother get work and help spread the word of God. Now we have this hilarious video that wants to help restore Joss Whedon and his “strong, deeply emotional female characters, who are smoking hot and could kick you a**.”

Joss Whedon fans are well-known for their fervent fanaticism when it comes to the “Whedon Universe,” but this video takes the cake. I’m no ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer” or “Firefly” fan, but I’m all for as much Eliza Dushku and Christina Hendricks that producers can fit on my television screen. The check is in the mail.

Eliza Dushku & Rick Fox did a triathlon together

Douglas Charles — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 13:00:02 +0000

Apparently hanging out with her boyfriend Rick Fox has had an effect on Eliza Dushku since the two of them took part in the Nautica South Beach Triathlon in Miami the other day. I’m not a big fan of triathlons now. I mean, I looked at like 100 pics of these two participating in this event and didn’t see much sexy about it. Nope, not a fan of triathlons.

FHM Germany’s calendar is eclectic, sexy

Douglas Charles — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:00:42 +0000

Is Germany short on hot celebrity babes? I only say that because their FHM calendar is filled with non-German women such as Lady Gaga, Mischa Barton, and Katy Perry. Not that I am complaining… Also included in their calendar are Andrea Kaiser, Fiona Erdmann, Eva Habermann, Nicole Scherzinger, Monica Ivancan, Eliza Dushku, Gina-Lisa Lohfink, Pixie Lott, and Romina Becks. I’ve heard of seven of the 12 ladies. How many do you recognize?

Eliza Dushku looked fantastic at the premiere of ‘We Live In Public’

Douglas Charles — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:00:40 +0000

Eliza Dushku was at the premiere of something called We Live In Public the other day. And as usual, she looked stunning. I guess We Live In Public is a documentary focusing on the life of dot-com entrepreneur Josh Harris. Whatever. I want to know how this dude pulled Eliza Dushku to his movie premiere. I’m a dot-com entrepreneur and I don’t see any hot babes floating around when I do great things. Life is so unfair.

Doutzen Kroes, Eliza Dushku & other sexy ladies at Fashion Week

Douglas Charles — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:00:29 +0000

Doutzen Kroes, Eliza Dusku, Zoe Saldana, Julia Stiles, Heidi Klum, Chloe Sevigny, and Lady Gaga attended something called the amfAR Gala as a part of the beginning of Fashion Week in New York. And of course, someone was there with a camera. They are calling this the Fall 2010 Fashion Week. Is the fashion industry like the car industry where the 2010 models actually come out in 2009, because last time I looked it wasn’t even Spring yet? I just need to understand these things.

The 20 sexiest videos shot by Complex magazine

Douglas Charles — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:00:26 +0000

Michelle Trachtenberg’s recent amazing photo shoot for the folks over at Complex magazine got me to thinking about all the super sexy videos those folks have put together the last few years. Mark Ecko’s monthly masterpiece has had many of the women you want to see sit for them in various stages of undress and they were nice enough to not only snap photos of these lovely ladies, but also capture many of these moments on video.

My question here today is, “Which of these videos were the sexiest?” To answer that, I strapped on my ogling glasses and took a good, hard look at all of them and here’s what I found. Now, you may not agree with the list’s order, but you most definitely will not leave here disappointed.

(Once you’re done viewing these, be sure to check out The 20 sexiest videos shot by GQ magazine too!)

20. Olivia Munn

19. Keri Hilson

18. Aubrey O’Day

17. Amber Rose

16. Jamie Chung

15. Rachelle Leah

Eliza Dushku should just become a model already

Douglas Charles — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:00:09 +0000

Since her acting career is pretty much dead Eliza Dushku has been posing for pictures in one magazine after another lately, including this spread for something called MF magazine. Yep. MF. Not that I am complaining, I just think that Eliza should stick to what she does good: posing for photos. And if she took her top off for a few of them she’d make even more money. Hey, just sayin’…

Eliza Dushku resuscitates her career with another sexy photo shoot

Douglas Charles — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:00:57 +0000

I have to hand it to Eliza Dushku. Her career is kind of stalled with that abortion of a TV show she is/was on, Dollhouse, so she keeps going to the sexy photo shoot card to keep us talking about her. I wish more semi-out-of-work actresses would follow Eliza’s lead and pose in their unmentionables for magazines like Ocean, whatever the hell that is. And yes, I am talking to you, Stacy Keibler… Looking right at you. (By the way, I tossed in some SUPER SEXY BONUS PICS of Eliza from some Naomi Koltman photo shoot I found online because most of the Ocean pics are so damn small. It’s how I roll. I told you that.)

Us Weekly held a party; babes showed up

Douglas Charles — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:00:17 +0000

So the magazine Us Weekly held a party they call the Hot Hollywood Party the other day. Loads of sexy women from Hollywood attended because that’s what people in Hollywood do: they go to parties every day of the week. Which leads me to an idea that Guyism should have a Hot Hollywood Party, because these babes only need half an excuse to attend anything named something like that. Okay, I am done rambling with my inane ideas. Here’s the pics you came to see of (in order below) Ali Landry, Amber Stevens, Andrea Bowen, Audrina Patridge, Bridget Marquardt, Cheryl Burke, Eliza Dushku, Eva Amurri, Jenna Fischer, Kristin Cavallari, Lacey Schwimmer, Laura Vandervoort, Leona Lewis, Mya, Olivia Wilde, and Rachael Leigh Cook, Julie Benz in a boobtastic dress, as well as Taryn Manning, and Stephanie Pratt.

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30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1980

Douglas Charles — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:00:36 +0000

1980… The Pittsburgh Steelers become the first NFL franchise to win four Super Bowls. The U.S. Olympic Hockey Team defeats the Soviet Union in the semifinals of the Winter Olympics. Pac-Man (the best-selling arcade game of all time) is released. TV channel CNN is officially launched. And all of these stunning women were born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1980 – - – - – - – -

Kristen Bell (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Jordana Brewster (American actress)

Gisele Bündchen (Brazilian model) – – – – – – – – – Eliza Dushku (American actress)

Christina Aguilera (American singer) – – – – – – – – – Kim Kardashian (American something)

Vanessa Minnillo (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Minka Kelly (American actress)

Jenna Dewan (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Zooey Deschanel (American actress)

Denise Milani (American model) – – – – – – – – – Sarah Shahi (American actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

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The Breeders’ Cup is popular with sexy ladies

Douglas Charles — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:00:14 +0000

Now I know why people blow thousands of dollars on race horses even though the odds of ever making a profit is slim to none for most of them: The women! Don’t believe me? Well then how do you explain all the hot celebrity babes that were in attendance at last week’s Breeders’ Cup? I guess when spending all that money means that you get to rub ‘shoulders’ with babes like Eliza Dushku, Stacy Keibler, Elizabeth Banks, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Vivica A. Fox, Kristin Cavallari (in a sweet see-through shirt), Nadine Velazquez, Vida Guerra, Danneel Harris, and Brooke Burns (in order below) it totally makes a lot more sense.

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A Hollywood Halloween (128 pics)

Douglas Charles — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:00:50 +0000

As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in short supply (yes, talking to you Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera) though there were still some celebs worth seeing. Hopefully later today some better photos will trickle in, but for now the highlights included Katie Price, Audrina Patridge, Holly Madison, Selita Ebanks, Ashley Greene and Bai Ling. Yeah, all the A-listers… In order below: Aguilera, Alba, Eva Amurri, Kate Beckinsale, Mariah Carey, Miranda Cosgrove, Nina Dobrev, Eliza Dushku, Selita Ebanks, Briana Evigan, Isla Fisher, Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Julianne Hough, Khloe Kardashian, Heidi Klum, Latoya Jackson (eww), Ling, Blake Lively, Jessica Lowndes, Madison, AnnaLynne McCord, Alyssa Milano, Nicky Hilton, Aubrey O’Day, Paris Hilton, Patridge, Phoebe Price (eww again), Katie Price, Brooke Shields, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kim Kardashian. Phew…

I slipped in a pic of Christina Aguilera in last year’s costume just to see if you were paying attention. Did you notice?

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The Spike Scream Awards produced babes galore

Douglas Charles — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:00:43 +0000

Pretty much the only reason for anyone to watch any of these million awards shows these days is for the babes. And I have no problem with that! The latest in the never-ending line of awards shows was the completely made-up Spike Scream Awards which awards people for, uh, hmm… something. And of course there was a bevy of babes in attendance. Here’s 13 of the very best…

Monica Potter

Jennifer Carpenter

Eliza Dushku’s Complex photo shoot in video form

Douglas Charles — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:00:00 +0000

Remember a while back when I posted some pics of Eliza Dushku trying to remain relevant by posing for Complex in her skivvies? Yeah, well there’s video of it and here it is…

Eliza Dushku in a bikini and bra to revive her career

Douglas Charles — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:00:00 +0000

I’m still not sure why Eliza Dushku is getting all the publicity she gets, like this photo spread in Complex and an FHM photo shoot back in July, because the next person I meet who watches her TV show will be the first person that I meet who watches her TV show. And I actually made it almost through the very first episode so I consider myself one of her most avid followers.

More Eliza Dushku stuff here and here…
… and some NSFW Eliza stuff here.

For some reason… Paris Hilton & Eliza Dushku

Douglas Charles — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:30:00 +0000

For some reason French FHM has Paris Hilton on the cover of their magazine. I guess I never realized how long a celebrity could milk being in a sex tape ’til now. What is it, like three years since this chick put that out for everyone to see? Luckily for FHM they saved a little goodness back for the inside of the magazine by at least putting a photo of Eliza Dushku in a bikini in there. Not that she really has any relevance either, but at least her I actually do want to see in a bikini… (UPDATE: Some Eliza Dushku pics I missed here.)

More Paris here and here; More Eliza here and here…
… and some NSFW Eliza stuff here.

Eliza Dushku’s legs helping her stay relevant

Douglas Charles — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Since her show Dollhouse, which just now hit the UK (have fun with that, folks), is pretty much in the crapper, Eliza Dushku is using a couple of her best assets to stay in the public eye: her legs. If she is really desperate for work, I know a place where she can make some extra coin. I’m looking for an intern to do my link dumps and she more than qualifies for the (ahem) position.

More Eliza Dushku goodness here and here…
… and some Eliza NSFW stuff here.

Maxim’s Hot 100 is sexy, dubious

Douglas Charles — Tue, 12 May 2009 13:00:00 +0000

So Maxim magazine came out with a list called their Hot 100 for 2009. Not sure exactly what it represents since I didn’t actually read any of the articles. I mean, Marisa Miller isn’t even in the top 10 so it can’t be much of a list if it’s really about hotness. Kate Beckinsale isn’t in the top 10 either, so you see now why we do our own polling for the hottest woman in the world each year now. That being said, their top 10 is littered with babes I would eat a pile of bird crap just to lie naked next to…

Eliza Dushku doing her best to stay relevant

Douglas Charles — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:30:00 +0000

With her show Dollhouse tanking Eliza Dushku is doing her dead best to stay in the public limelight and we are the beneficiaries. Eliza was out last week at An Evening with Women: Celebrating Art, Music and Equality and the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Celebration (plus some other event I already told you about and posing nude for a magazine) in an effort to remind people that she’s going to be needing work real soon. Things appear to be going just about how I hoped they would for Eliza…

More Eliza Dushku goodness here and here…
…and some NSFW Eliza stuff here.

Eliza Dushku & Lacey Chabert bring the wood

Douglas Charles — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:30:00 +0000

Yes, this post was really just an excuse to use the words Eliza Dushku, Lacey Chabert, and wood in the headline since the two of them were on hand for something called Malibu Lumber Yard Grand Opening. I’m juvenile, what can I say? I guess this is where the stars will be sending their illegal aliens to pick up wood for all their home improvement projects or something…

More Eliza Dushku good stuff here and here…
NSFW Eliza stuff here…
And some more Lacey stuff here.