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Celebrity dirt: Lady Gaga’s drug and diet hell and more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:45:33 +0000

Lady Gaga’s drug and diet hell: “She’s a walking time bomb” says friend
“Lady Gaga has been branded ‘sick’ and ‘obsessed’ in an explosive new tell-all…”

Jennifer Aniston talks Brad Pitt “break-up”
“…Aniston confessed that she was ‘shocked’ by the break-up…”

Jennifer Aniston going on hiatus
“Jen’s taking a year off from work to enjoy herself.”

Ben Affleck lost $400K to movie mogul Ron Meyer in top-secret poker ring
“Affleck, 35, even hosted his own game — which was referred to in poker circles as ‘Ben’s Game’.”

The Situation: I MIGHT be ditching Jersey Shore
“The Situation has been antsy lately … telling producers he doesn’t need the show.”

Daniel Craig: Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is extremely “adult”
“…this is a $100 million R-rated movie. Nobody makes those anymore.”

Elizabeth Hurley to join Gossip Girl
“…Hurley will play Diana Payne, ‘a sexy, smart, self-made media mogul and all-around force to be reckoned with.’”

Artie Lange: I would LOVE to return to Howard Stern
“Lange disappeared from the Stern show in January 2010 … after a private medical emergency.”

Teen Mom’s Farrah: Why I got a breast augmentation
“I thought I lost ‘boobage’ from having a baby.”

Gwyneth Paltrow sells lemonade to help animals
“…Gwyneth Paltrow and her children set up a sidewalk lemonade stand.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
A sexy new commercial for Victoria’s Secret Pink NFL collection.

Celebrity dirt: Justin Timberlake, Olivia Wilde dating rumors and more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 16:25:14 +0000

Justin Timberlake, Olivia Wilde dancing, flirting all night at club
“Two of Hollywood’s hottest newly single stars found sexy solace with one another at L.A. hotspot Roxbury over the weekend.”

Miley Cyrus has rejoined Twitter
“I’m not gonna lie. I came back to twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow @charliesheen #winning.”

Keanu Reeves reveals Bill And Ted 3 plot details
“When we last got together, part of it was that Bill and Ted were supposed to have written the song that saved the world, and it hasn’t happened.”

Hugh Hefner is not making Crystal Harris sign a prenup
“Hef’s third wedding is just 10 weeks away, but we’re told he hasn’t raised a prenup convo because he ‘actually cares’ about Crystal and doesn’t want to ask her to sign one.”

Jay-Z’s company sued for trademark infringement
“Despite its awareness of Volcom’s stone mark, in approximately 2009, Roc Nation began using a very similar inverted diamond logo.”

Rosie O’Donnell thinks Chris Brown haters are racist
“I just don’t know why this kid seems to be held to a different standard than anyone else.”

Elizabeth Hurley files for divorce
“In her filing, Hurley, 45, cites ‘unreasonable behavior’ as the reason for the split.”

Lil Wayne banned from performing tours In Europe
“UK fans hoping to see Lil Wayne perform in concert will have to wait for a while.”

Tiger Woods is selling his yacht
“With a permanent crew of 13, Privacy costs more than $2 million a year to maintain.”

Ke$ha wants to skinny dip with Britney Spears
“It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party.”

Elizabeth Hurley gives us another sexy lesson

Douglas Charles — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:00:10 +0000

Elizabeth Hurley: Queen of Cleavage

In my continuing effort to teach the young women of the world the proper way to display cleavage while still maintaining a level of class I present to you another set of Elizabeth Hurley photos. As I have mentioned, Liz and Monica Belluci are the gold standard when it comes to such things and so even though I don’t know how old these photos are or what their purpose is I felt obliged to bring them to everyone’s attention. Men, print these out and give them your girl. Ladies, notice how Liz manages to accentuate the firm yet pillowy-ness (is too a word) of her cleavage without looking like a tramp. Someday I hope to write a thesis on this. Just as soon as I figure out how I can do that without actually taking any classes.

Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini, finally

Douglas Charles — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 13:37:51 +0000

Liz really should teach classes on how to display cleavage...

Well, it’s about time. Sure, I am always happy to see Elizabeth Hurley sporting some of her stellar cleavage (she’s the queen of cleavage as far as I am concerned), but since she DOES own a bikini company it’s nice that she finally broke one out and put it on her own body. She even managed to mix in some of her lessons on the proper display of cleavage. I don’t even care that there’s no doubt these pics have been Photoshopped. I’m just glad to see she is still willing to walk the walk now and then.

Elizabeth Hurley and her high-class cleavage

Douglas Charles — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 15:00:59 +0000

Best Halloween costume ever...?

While everyone else was out running around in costumes this weekend legendary MILF Elizabeth Hurley showed the youngins out there how one properly dresses no matter the holiday. Seriously, if there was a title for the woman who most knows how to present proper cleavage Liz would win hands-down. In fact, I am going to just go ahead and give her the title of Miss Cleavage World. You can pick up your prize pack in my mom’s basement anytime you’d like Liz. Just drop me a tweet sometime to set it up.

Elizabeth Hurley is a cleavage expert

Douglas Charles — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 15:00:49 +0000

Elizabeth Hurley went to some Elton John party at the Royal Courts of Justice in London the other day and showed why sometimes it’s experience that triumphs over youth when it comes to hot babeness (is too a word). I want all the young women out there who read this section of Guyism (both of you) to take note how Liz properly utilizes her talents in conjunction with some sort of magical brassiere. This is how you go out to fancy events, girls. If you still don’t understand and need a private tutoring session in the way to attain proper cleavage I am available for private demonstrations.

Elizabeth Hurley put on a little show in Ibiza

Douglas Charles — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 13:00:14 +0000

These photos of Elizabeth Hurley hanging out on a boat in a bikini in Ibiza aren’t really all that special. Sure, she gives us some great cleavage and a little butt, wait a sec… maybe they are kind of special. You know, Liz used to be one of my favorite women in the world, but then she kind of fell off my radar. Mostly because she was always at events promoting her line of bikinis while not actually ever being seen in one herself, which is why I haven’t given her any coverage the past couple of years. Let this be a lesson to her.

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1962-1965

Douglas Charles — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:00:13 +0000

1962 – 1965… Malcolm X is assassinated in Manhattan. The Beatles first appear on The Ed Sullivan Show. Buddy Rogers becomes the first WWF Champion. The Rolling Stones make their debut. And these luscious ladies entered the world…

Over the span of several weeks we have been taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1965 – - – - – - – -

Famke Janssen (Dutch actress) – – – – – – – – – Elizabeth Hurley (British model, actress)

Shania Twain (Canadian singer) – – – – – – – – – Paulina Porizkova (Czech model)

- – - – - – - – 1964 – - – - – - – -

Courteney Cox (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Lori Loughlin (American actress)

Monica Bellucci (Italian actress) – – – – – – – – – Mary-Louise Parker (American actress)

- – - – - – - – 1963 – - – - – - – -

Elle Macpherson (Australian model) – – – – – – – – – Nicollette Sheridan (American actress)

- – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – 1962

Kathy Ireland (American model) – – – – – – – – – Demi Moore (American actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

A moment with Elizabeth Hurley

Douglas Charles — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:00:00 +0000

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Elizabeth Hurley wants you to see her nipples

Douglas Charles — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:00:00 +0000

So the never-aging Liz Hurley was somewhere at some event, hell, it could have been the Pride of Britain event for all I know, and she wore a pretty pink dress with some slits in it that showed us her lovely pink nips.

Do women as hot as her deliberately wear dresses like this just to f with our minds? Don’t answer that. I’m not sure which is more frustrating, her in this dress or her with that guy. Hotchickswithdouchebags, anyone?

Elizabeth Hurley is not aging

Douglas Charles — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:00:00 +0000

I think Elizabeth Hurley might be a vampire. She looks as good, if not better, than she ever has and what is she now, 50? On a side note, bras these days are just so good, aren’t they?

Turns out she is just 43. But still… name me another 43-year old who is this sexy? You know, besides the VPILF, of course.

TWIB: HOT FEMALE EDITION

A. Isaac — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:00:00 +0000

TWIB

Nope, not this week in baseball fellas, its This Week in Birthdays. A lot of hotties this week.

June 9th

Natalie Portman

June 10th

Elizabeth Hurley

June 13th

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Jun 14th

Yasmine Bleeth

June 15th

Dina Meyer

Courteney Cox

TIGOLE BITTY TUESDAY

A. Isaac — Tue, 20 May 2008 19:55:00 +0000

I should be tarred and feathered for not remembering one of the staples of this blog yesterday:

Mammaries Monday

I deeply apologize.

And because of this great oversight on my part, WOI will have a different “busty” lady everyday this week.

If you are a woman and are reading this post, and are offended, please read my full apology here.