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A wigger was arrested for doing wiggery stuff in London and the judge really broke through to him by speaking his lingo with words like "bravado" and "impulsivity". I'd recommend more usage of the word "yo" but hey, I didn't pass the bar. It's time, the judge said, for Jeremy Walzack to
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UK town offering employees time off for breast implant surgery
England is pretty awesome sometimes. A town in Manchester is offering workers at its city council extra time off to get cosmetic surgeries, including implants and whatever else their heart desires.
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Indian call center guy stalks customer
Some creepy Indian guy at a call center (stunner that such things exist, who knew) has been harassing a British chick via texts. And they’re all hilariously quoted below!
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So politicians tend to be doing serious things, especially as the global economy goes in the crapter. But not the British Prime Minister, who's saying he wishes he could meet Optimus Prime to solve the world's problems. Or turn into a truck. That'd be cool. [British Prime Minister Gordon
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Some guy won the lottery after promising his son he'd buy him a toy shop if he ever won the lottery. Bad news, kid...your father's a liar. I look forward to this traumatizing you for years. A MAN who promised to buy his eldest son a toy shop if he won the Lottery had to backtrack when he
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Some hot UK chef chick has been parodied
It seems like the rest of the world is opting to take an early vacation like me as there's seemingky nothing too great and new going on. HOWEVER! There are some heroes out there recutting videos of UK chefs that I've never made of and making them hilariously perverse. Meet Nigella Lawson, hot chef of
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Cigarette packages just got more fun in Britain!
I refuse to listen to any cartoon camel, so I've grown up thinking that smoking is not only bad, but that smokers are indeed jokers. But if you're a smoker in the UK, you might end up seeing some horrific images on
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Ambulance worker tries to cook a shrimp on heart attack victim's head
There are certain things you just can’t do, no matter how curious you are (even if you’re as curious as a cat or a monkey owned by some sort of gentleman with a disposition towards yellow outfits). Top of the list: Trying to cook food on the