Surprisingly, our friends across the Atlantic took soccer hooliganism to a new all-time low yesterday. After Birmingham City defeated Aston Villa in the Carling Cup 2-1, fans rushed the field in celebration. But what followed afterwards can most aptly be described like a cross between Tienanmen Square and a 4th ]]>

Surprisingly, our friends across the Atlantic took soccer hooliganism to a new all-time low yesterday. After Birmingham City defeated Aston Villa in the Carling Cup 2-1, fans rushed the field in celebration. But what followed afterwards can most aptly be described like a cross between Tienanmen Square and a 4th of July celebration gone wrong.

The video below is a bit long, however, you can easily see how this progressed from celebration to riot so quickly. And to think, this was only the quarterfinals.

It’s not surprising to me that a British tabloid would comment on the sex life of one of it’s biggest stars, it’s their naivety that is a bit more disturbing. David Beckham, who tore his Achilles tendon recently is recovering with a cast on ]]>

It’s not surprising to me that a British tabloid would comment on the sex life of one of it’s biggest stars, it’s their naivety that is a bit more disturbing. David Beckham, who tore his Achilles tendon recently is recovering with a cast on his leg and presumably, he has to wear it 24 hours a day until the injury is healed. And according to the Daily Star, he must now sit completely still which prevents him from having sex with wife, Victoria.

Lazy men be damned.

“But there are major disadvantages, including having to wear it in bed.

“As a result he has to lie flat on his back in bed and not move, otherwise he could cause further damage!

“So there’ll certainly be no action between the sheets with Victoria until it comes off.”

And the doctors have warned him not to get the boot wet, so baths and showers are a no-no.

I’m not going to provide a “How-to” on sex in this post, although, I’m tempted to discuss the pro’s and con’s of doggy-style technique on one leg. That would certainly aide Mr. Beckham in his sexual troubles. Not that he needs any advice, apparently if he can’t have sex lying down, him and Posh must be trying out some Kama-Sutra stuff I’ve never even seen. Although, I’m sure South Park’s Mr. Garrison can fill us in on some of the terminology.

DAVID AND VICTORIA BECKHAM’S 3 MONTH SEX BAN {The Daily Star}
Forget England’s World Cup Hopes; How About Posh And Becks’ Sex Life? {Deadspin}

England isn’t good for much(Sorry “London Sal”). However, they did give us these hot English soccer babes. And for that, I say, God Save the Queen.

Is that part of Rugby? {LiveLeak}

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England isn’t good for much(Sorry “London Sal”). However, they did give us these hot English soccer babes. And for that, I say, God Save the Queen.

Is that part of Rugby? {LiveLeak}

Gruesome sports injury {The Wizard of Odds}