Enough with the teenage girls

I like my crimes to have a tinge of irony

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I think that if you choose to engage in criminal activities, you should do your part to stand out. And this Nebraska man who stole something to buy an abortion for his teenage ladyfriend definitely went above and beyond. Click through for irony. Read more

Miley Cyrus can work a stripper pole too

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Not to be outdone by her little sister, Miley Cyrus took to the stripper pole at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards during a performance of her new song “You Already Clicked Through When I Said Stripper Pole, Didn’t You?” Read more

Congrats, you're in an iPhone app

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I’d like to applaud you, dear reader, for making your first appearance in an iPhone app! Bad news: Kidfery just got a bit harder. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Wives always think their husbands are perverts for stuff like asking to do it in the butt or asking her to pee on him while he’s dressed like a schoolgirl. Okay, I guess the latter would be accurate. Here’s another case in which a woman may be accurate in calling her husband a pervert…filming a ... Read more

Strip club sues 14 year-old kidnapped stripper

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In the annals of fed up stories, there are few that can quite match up to this one: A strip club who employed a “Miss America”-looking 14 year-old to strip is now suing her…after she was kidnapped and forced into stripping in the first place. Read more

It's safe to say this might be the best yearbook ever

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High school is a tough time. You’re adjusting to life with real responsibilities and also trying to have as little awkwardness as possible. Oh and also sometimes you forget to wear panties during yearbook photos so your cooch ends up showing for all the world to see. Read more

Oh hey Dakota Fanning, you 18 yet?

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No? Still just 14? Uh, well then. Read more

A 15 year-old girl in your backseat never turns out well

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15 year-old girls are tricky. They look like women sometimes and are totally capable of being knocked up like women, but it’s apparently illegal to insert parts of yourself inside of them. Well, here’s a gentleman who’s found himself on the down side of the 15 year-old girl trap. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Sexting is pretty much the hottest thing in the history of the world that you wish was around when you were growing up. But parents and courts are being total buzzkills about it. For example, check out the borderline-pervy work of this District Attorney. The group of anxious parents crowded around District Attorney George Skumanick ... Read more

FBI spies on teenage girls as they undress

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You might think the FBI is really exciting and dangerous and all that because of shows like 24 and movies and whatever. But it turns out that FBI workers are no different than you and I. For example, they use their spy equipment to film underage girls while they’re undressing. Read more

Cheerleaders go to strip club, get coach fired

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High school cheerleaders are tricky beasts. Sometimes they purposefully get their hot high school coach fired for posing nude in Playboy, other times they ask their coach to take them to a male strip club and get fired. Read more