Epic Carnival

MORE FUN AT THE CARNIVAL

Epic Carnival, another website I write for went underneath the knife this weekend. And with some tweaking here and there, let’s just say it looks a lot better. Sorta like when your girlfriend goes to a plastic surgeon with A cups and asks for B’s but then when she’s under the knife, you tell the ... Read more

THE STUPIDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

You know, we often hear…. “Man, so and so did the dumbest thing the other day” or “I can’t believe he/she could be that stupid” The tag of “Stupidest Person in the World” carries a lot of responsibility. You have to beat those Darwin Award people, who rightfully can claim many fantastic feats. But amongst ... Read more

JENN STERGER LOVES THE J-E-T-S

Now that Jenn Sterger has a job with the Jets, she can tell us what she actually does. Because I’m convinced they just want her to strut around in short t-shirts and show off her cans. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….Read the full story with more pics and videos Read more

PATRIOT CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS ARE GOING WELL

They’re going so well that I felt that some Haikus were in order to celebrate this event. Pics and Haiku’s over at Epic Carnival Read more

FEATURED WEBSITE: EPIC CARNIVAL

Every day in the month of July we’ll take a look at a website that you’d find interesting. A website that you should certainly add to your morning coffee. Today’s featured website is… Bloggers from around the web contribute to give you hard hitting sports, women, top ten lists, and much more… (And no, I’m ... Read more

NATIONAL SPORTS BRA WEEK

Head over to Epic Carnival to read and participate in National Sports Bra Week. And women, this isn’t just a male ogling thing. It’s informative for you as well. Read more

GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS!

Stop being lazy and submit your entries to win a $50 MLB Gift Certificate on Epic Carnival. All you gotta have is some photoshop skills…. Oh and by the way, all you Kim Kardashian fans, at what point does that go from being hot to just being nasty? Read more

DETROIT TIGERS PREVIEW

Did a write-up over at Epic Carnival for a Detroit Tigers Season Preview. As usual, because my baseball knowledge is limited, it has little to nothing to do with baseball. Hot chicks, Maggs hair, Miggy’s Fat, and Inge is a bitch are some of the main topics READ IT HERE Read more

51.9 seconds is a long time

By now, you’ve heard the story. The Miami Heat and Atlanta Hawks are replaying the final 51.9 seconds of a game played last month. Nevermind the absolute absurdity of replaying a game because some official scorer had a brain fart but for God sakes, this game means nothing in the grand scheme of things. You ... Read more